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dictionary/glossary/lexicon:

$ - indicates I think I made it up. custom def.

$? - maybe I made it up, maybe it's real jargon. I'm not sure.

anarchism ($?): a lower case ideology. Advertisers are wary of such biased points of view.
Acceptable Neutral Metaphysics ($): Current Executive branch of the GOV
Anodyne : a drug used to lessen pain through reducing the sensitivity of the brain or nervous system. The term was common in medicine before the 20th century, but such drugs are now more often known as analgesics or painkillers. When drugs are renamed, they get a fresh PatentRight
BookBuilder3 (BB3): a GPT book creation bot on steroids. 1 better than BB2
Boss: The formal title for the person positioned above you who decides how your time and attention is allocated.
Burger Meister ($): Informal title for the Boss of the Most Progressive Hamburger Company in the NAEZ.
Capitalism ($?): Important Stuff is Capitalized. BAN ADVERT SCREAMS NOW.
Coffee Crash ($): Historical event marked by the sudden loss of cheap coffee beans due to unforseeable circumstances. Led to the acceptance and social mandate of popping a caffine pill before work.
communism ($?): a lower case ideology. slightly less mysterious than anarchism
Dr. Evil: Unlicensed character who "never sues people".
Demo Day ($?): when you present your Public Company for the Hierarchs and other Investors
Gezos, Biff ($): A Very Important Billionaire. Last year's Winner. Goes by two names like a regular joe.
Herr Burger Meister ($): Unflattering title used in a secret memo suppressed by Big Meat's lawyers.
Hierarch ($): Bosses and managers. Member of a formalized structure like the Catholic Church Corp.
Invisible2U ($): a shitty neologism "invented" by BB3.
Legal Scam ($): The human prose layer does not match the logical outcomes layer. Normally this is highly illegal unless some Terms and Conditions are declared.
Low-carbon hamburgers ($?): An ongoing research project funded by Big Meat. It's 10 years away.
Magic Egg (?): Zuck's favorite object for creating caloricly dense bio-matter suitable for human consumption.
Muck: A Very Important Billionaire (current winner)
North American Economic Zone ($): The most important of all EZs. Managed by Hierarchs and funded by the VCs.
PatentRight ($): In an effort to simplify copyright and patent law, a broad "winners keepers losers weepers" set of rules is enshrined on a blockchain somewhere to hand wave away at your leisure.
Risk Profile ($?): a citizen's value quantified into capital.
Sword of Damocles: Itchy snow goggle gear. Capable of rendering enough pixels to blot out ethical POVs.
Thicket ($): Socially and politically acceptable insult. See also: S****d
Three Letter Agency ($): <redacted>
VC ($): Very Cool. formally Venture Capital. Very Cool guys don't want you to worry about capital. let them worry about capital.
Worser ($): these people just don't get it. Nobody even needs to explain why (nor should they. don't think about it). Chronic thickets.
Zuck: A Very Important Billionaire