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sitting at the Olive Garden bar

several seats apart but hearts touching

bartender is visible, patron A is visible, patron B is invisible or perhaps camo-cloaked

“breadsticks, please” says the visible person

the bartender says

“i’m a bartender, not a breadsticker!”

and slaps the patron across the damn face

“ah, silly me. gimme one of those bourbon things ya got behind ya then.”

"the bartender grabs a bourbon thing they got there, pours a strong one, and hands it to the cap-clad recently-slapped Olive Garden bar man

the person in camo has left

maybe. or perhaps they were

never

a single breadstick

“i’ll have what he’s having”

says the now-visible person in camo

the bartender pours another strong one, hands it to the other now-visible person in camo,

and then

the bartender

disappears.