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dsfadsfgafgf - God n' SOle II - Sun Mar 07
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Gabriel: "God.. GOD!"
God: "What is it?"
Gabriel: "We have an emergency returnee"
God: "A what?"
Gabriel: "A none pre-arranged re-visitation"
God: "Could I just get five minuets piece or what? Can't you deal with it?"
Gabriel: "It's a bit tricky"
God: "Aright, alright! I'll be there..."
God : "Right. What do you have here?.."
SOle: "It's me again"
God: "What in the name of all that's sane and Holy are you
doing back?"
Gabriel "He's just killed Humanity's last best hope"
God: "What like that guy in the Terminator Films?"
Gabriel: "Or Jesus? But Yep, like that guy"
SOle: "It wasn't my fault. It was you that sent me back as a Slug."
God: "Go on. This better be good."
SOle: "Well given the choice between life in the fast lane and life in the
slow lane I chose life in the slow lane and that's why he's now dead"
God: "WHAT A FEEBLE LINGUIST ASSUMPTION."
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SOle: "WAIT, WAIT! I can explain, it wasn't my fault..
He slipped on me & cracked his head open on some Slabs in a side alley.
When the news papers reported
it was only a matter of time before the future got wind of a headline that
catchy and sent a deadly Robot Doctor back to blow up the hospital he was
in to finish the job once & for all."
God: "I'm going back to bed."