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Keeping tabs on my coworker Steve
Who i hate.
Times to date he has unprompted brought up hooters: 22
He filled out a google form for lunch orders, he was the only one to request we all go to Hooters. Obviously
He was giving Nick all kinds of advice about stuff to do when his fiancé asks him to help out around the house. Gross stuff. Weaponized incompetence, that sort of thing.
He has announced his retirement. He will be changing to part time in a couple months and be gone by February. Boo hoo. I will miss his misogyny and dead tooth. And the fact that he says goodbye to everyone in the office but me.
I met his wife! Briefly in passing. It was funny and eye opening.
When we were at the bar he told me âmy wifeâs nickname is Scruffâ. I did not ask for more information.
Different coworker said âyou know what i hate about Mexicans?â To our Mexican coworker, but Steve was there too.
I missed some good updates, but today he said âIâm not going down there, the women are down there!â Nobody knows what this means.
Said something along the lines of âback when it used to be funny to beat womenâ and said they should put a woman in the three stooges (woke?)
He just said several things about âLatinosâ that i donât feel comfortable repeating. In reference to one of our coworkers.
He asked the only woman in the office if she would help him convince her boss to let them go to hooters for lunch.
He gave himself his own nickname. Fair since thereâs multiple Steves. But Iâm not gonna call him Gilly.
Nick said he gets the sausage egg and cheese bagel from McDonaldâs. Steve says âthatâs the Jewish orderâ wtf man
Steve canât remember what year he got married. Heâs trying to figure it out based on when the bears won the Super Bowl.
He said some crazy stuff today. Told us about how he went to the Queen concert with his wife. And he only enjoyed it because he got to watch the old women shake their butts like they were sock-hopping (nobody knows what this is). Everyone just widened their eyes and looked around. He is so strange.
he keeps saying âfemaleâ when heâs taking about women. Somethings not right there. Idk.
âFemales eat different kinds of food. I donât know. Like vegetables and fruits. And creamy yogurt.â
âYeah she was on tv. She was like a pinup girl. Blond bombshell. Honestly she was stacked. Let me pull up a pictureâ
âSo are we going to tell your wife that thereâs a female working in the office, or should we keep it quiet?â
âThis cheesecake would be better if we had some beers. We should be drinking beersâ
(He was right about this one)
Great news! Steve has a dead tooth. He sat down next to me at lunch and his breath smells of rot! He suggested to my friend visiting the Chicago office (girl) that we go to hooters. Then he said it again.
Showed us some pictures from his trip to Vegas. One of these pictures was of women in swimsuits that he saw.
âGotta think of something good to do, like wear a horror mask or a joker mask and come inâ
Steve if you ever test me Iâm telling on you to HR