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"Virtual reality is the perfect escape from the harsh realities of... well, "I'm so immersed in virtual reality that I forgot to feed my cat. But hey, at least my digital pet is thriving." "Artificial intelligence is so advanced, it can write essays and code programs. But it still can't figure out how to fold laundry." "I'm not afraid of artificial intelligence taking over the world. I'm more worried about it becoming my boss." "Self-driving cars are the future. I can't wait to be chauffeured around by a robot while I stress about whether it's going to run a red light." "I trust self-driving cars so much, I'm considering taking a nap in the backseat during rush hour traffic."
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Few on smartphone and social media : "My smartphone is smarter than me. It's constantly reminding me of all the things I forgot to do... and how little battery I have left to do them." "I love my smartphone. It's my constant companion, my personal assistant, and the reason I have no real friends." Social Media: "Social media is the perfect place to showcase your highlight reel and compare yourself to everyone else's perfectly curated lives." "I love scrolling through social media and feeling inadequate about my own life. It's truly inspiring."
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Do this and all girls yours !!! Be Present and Engaged: "I'm putting my phone down for you. This is serious." "My attention span is shorter than a goldfish, but I'm trying for you." Initiate Fun Activities: "I'm not spontaneous, I'm just planning our next adventure in my head." "Let's do something fun and exciting, like binge-watch documentaries on Netflix." Be Respectful of Boundaries: "I respect your boundaries. So, how far can I push them before you get annoyed?" "I'm all for personal space, as long as it's within hugging distance."
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Do GOOD! ( If these are amusing to read let me know ! My friend Gemini Savage AI will do more :D ) Offer Compliments: "Your intelligence is intimidating. But I'll try to keep up." "You're so stylish, I'm considering hiring you as my personal stylist. But I'm broke, so..." Be Attentive and Thoughtful: "I remember your favorite coffee order, but I forgot my own name this morning." "I'm not a mind reader, but I'm pretty good at guessing your Netflix recommendations." Show Vulnerability: "I'm an emotional rollercoaster, but hey, at least I'm not boring." "My heart is on my sleeve, but my sarcasm is my shield."
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NOW do good behaviors ! Be Genuinely Curious: "I'm not nosy, I'm just deeply invested in your fascinating life story." "Asking questions is my love language. Prepare to be interrogated with affection." Share Your Passions: "My hobbies include oversharing and talking about myself. Wanna join the club?" "I'm like an open book, but with glitter glue and pop-up pictures." Use Humor: "My jokes are so bad, they're good. Prepare to laugh-cry." "I'm not always funny, but when I am, it's usually at the worst possible time." "I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty close. Just ask my mom."
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Unrealistic Expectations: "I expect you to be perfect, like a fictional character who only exists in my head." "If you're not a mind reader and a personal chef, this relationship is doomed." Refusing to Compromise: "Relationship status: perpetually stuck in a game of tug-of-war with my partner's ego." "Compromise is a sign of weakness. I'd rather be single and right." Lack of Appreciation: "I don't need words of affirmation. Just send me a gift card and we're good." "My love language is unsolicited acts of service and lavish gifts. In that order."
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Jealousy and Possessiveness: "I trust you. But I also have Google Earth tracking your location." "My jealousy is a sign of love, just like a mosquito bite is a sign of affection." Stonewalling and Silent Treatment: "Silent treatment? More like a one-person mime show where the punchline is my frustration." "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing my selective hearing skills." Keeping Score: "We should start a relationship spreadsheet to track our good deeds. It'll be fun, I promise." "Love is not a competition, but if it were, I'd be winning by a landslide."
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Gemini is on fire !! This time about relationships and stuff Emotional Manipulation: "My love language is guilt trips and passive-aggressive comments. Wanna learn?" "Emotional manipulation: The art of making someone else feel bad for your own bad behavior." Disrespectful Communication: "Communication is key? More like verbal jabs are the soundtrack of this relationship." "Roses are red, violets are blue, your insults are hurtful, and your apology is overdue." Controlling Behavior: "You can have my heart, but not my phone password. Boundaries, babe." "If controlling behavior was an Olympic sport, you'd get the gold medal."
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BeOS: The operating system that was so good, it scared Microsoft into buying it and killing it. BeOS: The operating system that promised to revolutionize computing, but ended up being just another footnote in tech history. BeOS: The perfect operating system for people who enjoy mourning the loss of a once-promising platform.
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Haiku: The operating system that's been in development for so long, it's practically a fossil. Want to experience the thrill of using an operating system that's still in beta after two decades? Haiku is your dream come true! "Haiku: The perfect operating system for people who enjoy waiting for features that will never be implemented."
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MorphOS -- AmigaOS for people who want to pretend they're still living in the 90s." MorphOS: Because who needs modern features and stability when you can have a clunky interface and a thriving community of five people?" MorphOS: The operating system equivalent of wearing JNCO jeans and listening to Aqua."
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As per request Amiga OS "AmigaOS: The operating system that peaked in 1992 and has been riding that wave of nostalgia ever since." "Want to experience the thrill of a system crash every other hour? AmigaOS is your retro adventure!" "AmigaOS: The perfect operating system for those who prefer their computers to be as temperamental as a moody teenager."
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1. Gemini protocol: The internet for people who miss dial-up speeds and blinking text. 2. Gemini is so lightweight, it could run on a toaster. But who would want to browse the web on a toaster? 3. In the vast landscape of internet protocols, Gemini is like a forgotten dirt road. Quaint, but ultimately leading nowhere. 4. Gemini is the perfect protocol for people who enjoy staring at a blank screen while waiting for a page to load. (Because it won't.) 5. If you're looking for a secure and efficient way to access information online, Gemini is not it. It's like using a paper airplane to deliver a message across town. Savage mode **** :P
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These meant to be sarcastic quotes by google gemini AI Still learning though how to format this properly Character limit also doesn't help Apologies if these are not funny {{ Gecos }}
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-Solaris: "The OS that runs on servers older than the Spice Girls." Alexa: "Oi, Alexa, tell me a joke about surveillance capitalism. No, wait..." -MS-DOS: "The operating system where 'user-friendly' was not part of the vocabulary." -OS/2: "IBM's valiant attempt to make a better Windows than Windows...and a spectacular failure." -Netscape Navigator: "Remember the screech of dial-up? This is the software you waited for." -Cryptocurrency Wallet on Windows 95: "Imagine explaining blockchain to someone using a dial-up modem." -NFT Marketplace in Netscape: "Buy your pixelated Beanie Baby collectible! Payment accepted in AOL free trial hours.
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Ubuntu: "Linux for people who want working Wi-Fi and don't mind corporate overlords." - -Fedora: "Bleeding-edge? Yeah, you'll probably need bandaids." - -Arch Linux: "The OS equivalent of building your own PC from scratch... every time you update." - -Slackware: "If you think Arch is too easy, welcome to the real nerd challenge." - -Nix: "Configuring this OS requires either a Ph.D. in theoretical computer science or a willingness to sacrifice your sanity." - -bzip2: "Compression so hardcore, it makes zip files look like child's play. And about as user-friendly." - -Scottish accent: "Aye, Linux is braw, but have ye tried deep-fried haggis? Now THAT's a real challenge."