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author: bavarianbarbarian
question: are you afraid of death?
folks, for sure, i am having a stroke soon... chilling in my bedroom, watching a movie. suddely, the sound of dropping items, breaking glass, yelling... me, alert mode, grabbing some of my tactical gear in pants, rushing down the stairways... in fact, the cat ran over the table, knocked down the ashtray and mommys wineglas, shattering all over. yep, now i am really awake at 02:15 in the morning... need to have a drink...
well folks, my old body is hurting like hell, this time it is my hip, had an accident when i was a young barbarian and the druids had no cure and so i suffer now. but for the sake of Odin the allfather, i have developed a new receipe right now. take some dark spiced rum, mix it up with orange lemonade, sparkling water, gin tonic, a bit of lemon juice, just a touch of salt and sugar, some leaves of a secret spice. serve chilled, not cold. it's a charme :)
Update your Linux if using OpenSSH and glibc, remote hole.
we are overun by a gecos AI bot! *unlocksbolter
hey folks, what's going on? let's start some gossip, what is your EDC you carry when going to town? watch, braclet, pepper spray, switchblade, backpack with laptop and 4 layer toilet paper (yeah, i like to shit with a clean ass..), water bottle, a bit to eat, heavy boots, meindl, my prefered brand, flashlight, and, it's a pity, a stabbing proof west...
story of the year: we have a wild creek in the garden here, trees and stuff growing along it. sometimes you have to cut the trees.. so my dad and i deceidedto do some gardening today... climbed down to the creek, startet cutting, everthing was fine.. well, then daddy HAD!!! to cut a specific branch... maybe the branch treated him bad, i dunno... so he climbed the tree with his chainsaw.... told him, dad, bad idea, the hole tree is gone, it won't hold your weight... Ahhh shut up son, i did that a 100 times before.... well. do you know the sound of breaking wood over a creek? guess who is kinda wet and cursing now xDxDxD
https://www.eff.org/de/cyberspace-independence so true...
hey folks, please feel not offended, sometimes my speech is not very well, but i have to ask: hier sprechen anscheinend sehr viele leute deutsch, oder taeusche ich mich?
question: if you had a child, how would you name he/her? as a true bavarian barbarian, i'd give'em the name of my ancestors.
hello my fellow capsuleers, i had a meeting with my jobcenter, don't know how you call it in your country, anyway... i've been working for several AAA companys, HP, toshiba, nuclear power plants...had some issues, nevermind... and now they're givin me MS office schoolings???? wrong planet anymore...
cat brought a living bird to my house, had a lot of fun to play with. the big hunter was excited so much that we could hunt it together xD well, i shot it down, now he is angry cos i got it first &)
hey station, how ya doing? i still suffer from insomina nightmares, but's not the matter. been to a good friend yesterday and he asked me why i am wearing almost everytime the same clothes. easy i said, the are not worn out, still functional, why should i change them? i have a suit for weddings, working clothes for doing woodwork or casual clothes. i see no purpose to change a running system xD i bought high quality boots over 6 years ago and they are made for walking, still fine. trousers, same, so robust that my cat can climbe on them. maybe i'm just the nightmare of the fast living fashion industry.... scuse my bad speech, i am drunk AF xD
bloody hell... insomnia is back with full force... had almost no sleep and no food since friday morning. today i moved a bierkasten about 20 meters and was exhausted... wtf...
question: would you like to know when, where and how you die?
folks, i am so happy that cannabis is legal now in germany. i have no need for pharma medicine anymore. feels great finally to have the medicine i always wanted to have to. my spine aches are almostly gone, my stomache is quite good, no more vomiting since days, and i even don't have a hangover, for i suffered insomnia for years.
hey folks, do do have pets? anyway, i don't consider them pets, they are living beings around me. my siam cat, i can not describe his behaviour... helped me trought the hardest time of my life, fscked up the dog of the neigbours while protecting me to the hospital (poor dog), i love my cat %)
been to the doctor recently, got my results yesterday... spine broken, knee broken, mind broken.... i may not work for more than 6h a day and not more than pushing buttons in the office. short for being declared disabled oficially... great news when you are 42 years old...
i don't know much about your local laws, but could it be self defence when someone puts your handcrafted japanese dishes in a dishwasher and for that reason you behead'em with a flaming sword?
did i mention that i love station reeeeeally much? thanks to martin for providing us that small space where the internet feels like in the early stages. we should start gemspace over mailboxes and stuff...
I'm feeling old.. back in my days computers had 64KiB RAM...
finally, cannabis will be legal in germany! no more need stupid medicine!
Just came home from the doctor, now it's official. my body is totally fscked up, he declared me incapable of doing work except with my brain. great news when just being 42....
so, a personal story. once i met a woman, i got divorced, was emotional destroyed to the the ground.... she too.. we just met for a weekend... nothing describes that more than Bat out of hell... 'So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it′s over you know we′ll both be so alone...' she even wanted to move together but i declined... dunno if dumb or not... maybe living with my cat is better than this..
folks, do you have pets? strange, but my cat developed some different kind of 'meows', some for hug me, hungry, more hugs, leave me alone, here, a mouse for you and so on... recently he started cleaning my beard... for the sake of odin, i love my cat &)
My cat has a driver failure... he suddenly startet gently cleaning my beard. never did that before.. wtf?
sometimes, i miss my days of my youth, riding a 200hp motorcycle, working with big maineframes and listening to punk music. becoming old really sucks...
hey folks, i need to puke out myself, don't know if this the right term traslated to german ' sich auskotzen', but my parents were arguing cos of nothing, then i was a bit angry and told them to behave like adult people. then my father literally told me to shut the fuck up, then i got i angry and told him to shut his fucking mouth while my mother is in place, and i dare you to talk to me in this disrespectful manner. i am a grown man in my mid 40... shall i punch you son? yes, maybe dad, but for the last time... i have so much furious anger in me right now... and i hate this for i am a totally peaceful man.... *puke
@maxheadroom i can't remember that martin has ever restricted anyone's speech. i refer to perry barlow again, we are from the cyberspace... the rules of the carbon world don't affect us.... our world is a world of the mind where skin color, religions bias are nothing... and also there is free speech, as dumb as it may be, but that's your right to say whatever you want.
anyone of you into chess? last night i played with a bloody beginner and she has a lot of spirit.... too much rage, no control, but a good padawan... much fun for someone who is trained by a professional chess player for 35 years, felt like john wick xD but she is doing very well, learning by pain and experience by shock and awe...
did i remember i am drunk as fuck after, secure fire the fireworks? now i ate some romaninan sermale. farovitve food from my granny, i definitilyx need a sleep, party on!!! for the hell of spades! (noppe, i am not drunken...xD)
as a barbarian, happy julfest my fellow geminauts. i fired about 600 blanks and 300 flares, still deaf like a leppard. drunk as fuck (after fireing, saftey first) and noooooow i think it is time to rest *hicks*
for all of you who celebrate xmas, i hope you have a great day with your family and your friends. to be honest, as an unbeliever, i dont need a special day to be with my beloved
Happy birthday Ian Frasier Kilmister! Lemmy forever!
A strange error occured, after updating Lagrange on my gaming pc it said NOOOO DANGER VIRUS!!! wtf? Reinstalled it, works like a charm.
Folks! Today is a great day! I won a 3 year lasting court case!! Against the holy german reich! Without lawyer, defending myself! Such a good feeling xD
told my boss to gtfo and got a new laptop, feel free now &)
Does any of you have such good friends you call them brother? One of mine is in hospital with serious lung problems and needs intensive care, dunno if he will make it... just came home from a visit to him, he really looks like the reaper himself.. i feel really fscked up :(
BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!! Just kidding, long live the empire of men! For the Emperor! In dedicato imperatum ultra articiulo mortis!
Such a great week, hired 2 now co-workers, a ton of work to do, everything works like a charm. hope you are doing well folks!
Today folks, it is the best WE in the year! Middle ages festival where i parcipitate for almost 10 years now as grim reaper. All the souls of the damned will be mine!!!! *laughesindeath
So, first week of my new job is finished now. Despite i have a quite long way to get to the office, it is a super easy job and the money isn't that bad.
First day at work, i'm at home.. got another, way better job offering... the gods are playing their games with me, wtf...
After having some issues with the local jobcenter, i finally signed my contract today! On Monday the fun begins, wish me luck.
https://youtu.be/097vxabqBIE I think the original version sounds best. Like Hamlet xD Qapla’!
i am the dumbest barbarian bavaria has ever seen... i managed to fsck up my left foot, with the help of a cardboard box... can barley walk in pain *yay
hey folks, after some people were asking if i am still alive, jep, i am ;) just a bunch of work to do and finally got a new job, now i am planning solar powered plants instead of nuclear ones. and eating a looooot of bbq &) and drinking beer... yay
you wake up, check your phone, hell.. friend of mine got a stroke and died. always a good time to start into the day...
haven't drank coffee for several years now.. first cup today... oy vey, if i get a stroke, it was an honor to be with you here on station xD
have a strange problem with gemini, several timeouts, no connections, have you some problems for yourself? weird...
Is anyone of you into shooting? i like to shoot crossbows, traditional bows and IPSC. But my personal favorite is mongolians bows, no optical sights, just you and the bow, eyes on target and you have to now where your shot hits. quite a meditive thing for me....
folks, maybe this is just a nerd problem, but i can't not stop thinking about everything i see, when i see water, i comes to my mind when it boils, at celcius, kelvin or fahrenheit? at what pressure? when i see a machine or just an oven, what watts takes it? it's drivin me crazy, even i calculate the kcals my cat is eating. only some hard medicine makes my brain getting rid of always thinking of that stuff...
i have to say it, i love my cat, he's my best non human friend... he shares his prey, he cuddles me everyy morning, he stubs my nose, we even have a meow speech developed, he gave me help in the darkest houres of i ever went though, best pet ever... and i don't own him, door's 24/7 open, he could leave anytime if he wants to. behaving like a dog sometimes, always on you side, helping you doing things like digging a hole in the garden. looks at you, meow, starting digging with his paws. amazing animal!
folks, what do you think about the term 'hacking'? despite about computers, in my opinion, it is to be creative with things that are not supposed for their use, like to cook sausages in the coffee machine. it's just about to think more over the 'tellerrand' (don't know how to translate this). over the gap?
Hey folks, i'm back from hospital, think that year's not starting very well for me xD had to call the ambulance at night 0200 2 days ago cos i lost a bit of blood, bout 200-300ml and it didn't stop bleeding. (ask for deails if you can handle the truth %). They even got me an adrenaline shot, that's big fun! But now i'm back home and life goes on...
Nothing in the world says more I LOVE YOU than a beheaded mouse, spilled with blood and guts over the carpet, given to you from your beloved cat... he really likes me...
fun fact: never try to explain to your parents why you watch shows like evangelion, hellsing or ghost in the shell and the story behind.... it is much more rational to watch 20 people running after a leather ball and the fastest one is payed a million euros...
what dialects are you folks speaking, and what is your strangest word you know? obviously i speak bavarian and i start with 'dasoachde brunzkachl' what literally means pissed on piss tile, means you are just a dum fuck xD
Have we talked about music? What are you listening to? I am into a crude mix of metal/rock and classical, from Cannibal Corpse to Beethoven.
well, it's said you have an high IQ if you talk often to yourself, but what if you talk often to your cat or spiders who live in your home? in my country they're not dangerous but useful to kill mosquitos, so i let live them here and they even got names... i am going slightly mad? maybe i have a weird cat. but we have 'developed' a kinda speech... if he wants food, cullding, brawling.. he has kind of different meows..
in 13 minutes i have moved around the sun for 41 times... quite a funny method to measure the time xD
for the sake of wodan, we made some schnaps with some weired fruits yesterday and my head is exploding... never burn schnaps with vogelbeerens, it will rip your head off...
Are you doing things you don't like just to be happy/satisfy other people? I hate soccer.. but watching together with my dad and having a beer/whiskey/cig is priceless... and of course, petting the cat xD
Have you ever prayed to a god?
Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather...
Hey folks, been away for a bit, had to manage some things. and for the sake of odin, in the last few weeks i met 3 people i havent met for about over 20 years now, amazing...
Tomorrow the medieval festival in town starts, my grim reaper cosplay is ready, my scythe sharpened and looking forward to get some poor souls *mwahahar
A moth is inside! my monitor between panel and screen, wtf?
Dang it, a good friend of mine got a stroke this night and died... see you in valhall brother :'(
Whaaaat's up my fellow capsuleers? My foot is working better from day to day, i can almost walk normal. And again, i try to quit smoking..
I'm such a dumbass.. while sleeping i damaged my right foot so fscking hard that i can't even walk. Hurts like hell, i have to go up/downstairs on my fat ass cos i can't do a single step xD
Mankind is so fscking stupid... complaining about a 9 mrd $ space telescope but not for 2 billion military budget... Imagine what we could have done with all that money if we just stopped killing each other... I think i have to wait for my mothership to take me home, they left me on the wrong planet. We wanted to search for intelligent lifeforms...
Anyone of you into lockpicking? I can open all training
Working with my dad today, the old man knew everything better than me, result: a bar crashed and half of the garden house landed on me... for the sake of Odin just a few bruises, nothing really bad, but could kick him in the ass for is said that goddamn fscking thing will not hold the torque... ahhh young boy, i know all better, that will work just fine....
It is your funeral, what will be your playlist on the graveyard?
AC/DC - Highway to hell
Combichrist - Never Surrender
Hey, who of you is into old school cartoons? For myself I enjoy watching Bravestarr, He-Man, Starcom, Defenders. Ulyssses etc... it remembers me when i was in an age where everything was so easy... being in my 40s i wish i could be 10 years old again for some days...
Folks, I have to say, i love the geminispace, for there are no such idiots you encounter in the www.. here you meet only people who are interested in a technical manner using the internet... no youtube9gagtiktokdumbasses who spare my time with their fscking mimimi i need chai-latte for living and your cat is killing birds!!11
What are you afraid of? What is your fear? For me, it is deep water, it panics me... i mean... danger is real, fear is a choice, climbing a tree, you can fall off, thats the danger, the fear of falling off, it is your choice...
Do you consider yourself wealthy?
Dear capsuleers, tell me, what is your minimum EDC you take with you when you leave home? My essential gear is a pocketknife/multitool, flashlight, keys, money, replacement glasses (i have really bad eyes), cellphone, lighter and tobacco.
Hey folks, let's forget a moment this shitty world with useless war, killerviruses of death and all that stupid stuff. Some smalltalk, tell me about your favourite kind of music, movies, drinks and hobbies.
Here I am, the grabber of the 2000 post milestone!! yeeeehaaa
Hey folks, i am a bit confused, station was offline, but i can see posts were made in that time? Did anyone else encounter this issues?
My dear fellow capsuleers, is anyone of you into military theory? Like von Clausewitz, Sunzi, von Dach or Musashi? Regarding to them, that russian strike makes no sense at all. The Iwan is just going insane, despite all common tactics of warfare. Any ideas?
My fellow capsuleers, tell me, what is your OS of choice? Linux, Windows, BSD, OSX or some other strange kinda software?
As i think here are a bunch of nerds hanging out and playing PnP games, you know the TV show Vox Machina? Just discovered today and had alot of fun which, it's like a cartoon show of your PnP party playing. Puking elves, big i f*ck you all barbarians and i sing you a song about this all bard.
My fellow capsuleers, i need a bit of help. I've installed deedum on my phone, but how do i export my identity from Lagrange to deedum? Maybe i'm a bit dumb.. but in the name of the omnissiah, how do i do this?
Still new to gemini, this is just a test, sorry for the inconviniece.