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folks, for sure, i am having a stroke soon... chilling in my bedroom, watching a movie. suddely, the sound of dropping items, breaking glass, yelling... me, alert mode, grabbing some of my tactical gear in pants, rushing down the stairways... in fact, the cat ran over the table, knocked down the ashtray and mommys wineglas, shattering all over. yep, now i am really awake at 02:15 in the morning... need to have a drink...
4 days ago · 👍 alienskeptical, yamato
@yamato my cat is my best non human friend, guiding me through the darkest times for over 11 years now. if he'd want to kill me, there were a lot of possibilities in the past. i think we just love each other ;) · 2 days ago
Or do you think your cat keeps observing you at night for no reason? · 4 days ago
... need to have a drink... before your cat finally manages to assassinate you without leaving any proof. It was just a heart stroke under the eyes of the authorities. · 4 days ago
You might be having a stroke right now… · 4 days ago