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Waffles

The way of the dead

200g spelt flour

1 envelope of chemically independent yeast

A tweezer's grip of salt

A dusting of sucralosa, or a glop of honey, or NOTHING

2 orbs excreted from a chicken

Vanilla

200ml goat milk

Dried cranberries

60g yellow, pasty substance

Combine everything within a stone vat. Grind and whip with a tiller until you are bronzed by the harvest moon. Place inside the sacred goat and seal for 1721 years. Mummify yourself for preservation during the wait. Don't forget to set **awaken from mummification** alarm. Rise from the apparent state of being deceased and dessicated. Remove golden brown waffles from the sacred goat. Enjoy.

tzifur