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This episode kicks off with a lot of blood and massacre references and imagery.
I feel zero sympathy for Michael, he should self-eliminate.
Cocktail party time y'all!
I really don't get what Shanae sees in James.
- However, James does have an advantage over Logan as a Paradise alum. He understands the game better.
Casey's strategy of getting Brittany by calling out Peter is completely flawed but I love the shit it'll stir up.
- And voila, Jill took it and ran.
Holy shit Casey just passed out!! Wowza...
- Quite the dramatic way to leave island.
Ugh, Peter is so fucking awkward.
Romeo, Peter, and Casey are gone even before the ceremony begins.
New Cast:
- Danielle: Another Bachelor in Paradise Alum from an old season.
Danielle already knows Michael, so you fucking bet we're going to get another week of Michael. I HATE this show throwing Michael a fucking life raft. #JusticeForJustin
Rose Ceremony Casualties:
- James
- Justin
No justice for Justin :(
And there goes another wasted date card with Michael and Danielle.
Andrew is literally the only speaking the truth about Michael and acknowledging that Michael got so far with Sierra and just dropped her out of nowhere. Michael keeps talking about his dead wife, grieving, then just jumps into a relationship. Rinse and Repeat. #JusticeForSierra
I kinda like Danielle, but I want her with literally anyone else. Michael should not be on this show anymore. I'm seething.
Jesse has appeared, and the big twist is......
The NEW WOMEN:
- Jassenia: One of my faves from the last season of BiP
- Sarah
- Kate
- Eliza: Eyes for Rodney
- Florence: From Australia
Genevieve is having a full blown breakdown. Jill has fully accepted defeat.
I don't get why Serene is freaking out. Brandon is hers 1000%.
Victoria said some really insightful, thoughtful things about why Jill was having such a hard time, and it made me realize we don't get enough Victoria. We need more of her.
Oh, and all this happened without Michael and Danielle? Where are they?
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Given an ounce of power Logan's douchebaggery returns.
A lot of the guys are already starting to form connections, this is gonna get interesting.
- Rodney and Eliza
- Jacob and Kate
Ugh, the show just _had_ to remind me that Michael and Danielle are on this show.
Another Twist!
- Rick: From Michelle's season, always looked weepy.
- Olu: Loved him on Michelle's season.
- Alex
- Tyler: Got absolutely crushed by Rachel
- Adam: Also Australian
The ladies have now forgotten their men completely.
Tyler and Brittany kissed while Andrew is out here turning down Jassenia for her. Ouch.
Jacob just left Jill in the dust for Kate. Ouch again.
Fast-forwarding through Shanae and Tyler's date because I'm over Shanae. This is her third date card. But I do enjoy seeing Logan in anguish, so there's that.
The men are struggling to get these women to talk to them. I'm legit surprised by Victoria's connection with Johnny.
Shanae's the only one actually enjoying this. I feel like she always needs to be in a love triangle. Maybe she's a genius and knows the game better than the rest of us.
The Shanae/Logan switcheroo with Tyler/Sarah
Look, I love Brittany, but the Andrew and Jassenia connection is so cute and I think I want it to happen. #SorryBrittany
Shanae really wants to fuck Tyler, starts putting on the moves, then BAM! Our hero Jill shows up and cock-blocks her! #JillMVP
Rodney and Eliza is for real. Sorry Lace.
Oh my god Lace came back to confront Rodney on the same night of his date!
Lace is really not having a great time...
The confrontation is in a to be continued?!?! boooooooo