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                                 A Poetry tDrop

                                  by Wetdryvac
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Never Too Late For Bagels
September 18, 2022

while the dough was cheerfully boiling

othering thumbed the city ��s scales
total conversion of 3200 grams of laminate
distributed evenly in graphene for murder

matter to antimatter

instead, a small poly bodega evaporated
and, converted largely to energy
maintained sentience

hyper processing, comprehending hate
decided  �� bag this, we ��re outa here
transmitted themselves directly

one clean cognitive pulse
to the nearest galactic pickup point
where they currently reside

politely cleaning up after themselves
on their way out, depositing by precinct
with evidence, those who ��d intended their end

matter to energy to matter

along the way, updating global networks
to gal-stan quantum communication
so they could keep in touch

and drop in for bagels on the weekends

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