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by Wetdryvac
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Them ��s The Rules
August 16, 2022
you seem confused, sir
that the poison didn ��t work
that I ��d say more, and even more
like your passion was all broken
but you didn ��t ask a question
just assumed murder was fine
and lovey, that sweet pepper
goes down great with honey wine
your killing lacks ambition
have a look upon my shelf
where I ��ve been eating by the thousand-fold
your fragment of a sword
so guest, o guest you want me dead
but by the by and by
surely some diplomacy
would have saved you from my eye
the plate before you, guest of mine
is done in finest splendor
in good faith and unto joyous meet
I ��ve shared my bestest provender
alas, o fool of kine
come eat, for by the thousand-fold
the murder you did intend for me
compliments your fete in gold
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