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                                 A Poetry tDrop

                                  by Wetdryvac
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Phone Keeps Ringing
May 11, 2022

thank-you for calling
I am pleased to inform you
that my car warranty has
indeed expired

as has the last person
to call me about it
in fact, I blame them personally
and would be happy
to add you to that list

the virus on my computer
well, I ��m sorry to say
the link you have provided
simply doesn ��t work

if you would be so kind
as to manually enter the following
in your browser, just to make sure
your system is running correctly
trying again would be well within
my acceptable use of time

the prize I ��ve won
it ��s one I ��ve won three times
curiously enough, I now have
plenty, but I assure you
John Smith is indeed
my real name

one can never have too many prizes

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    With thanks to the good folks at Hackers.Town for answering the very
    n00best of questions, with the following people politely [REDACTED].
    May your time go in a manner you consent to.
    
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    IRC [REDACTED]
    Poetry, Short Form, With Contact https://writing.exchange/@wetdryvac
    Poetry, Long Form, With Contact https://landofkittens.social/Wetdryvac
    Web https://www.wetdryvac.net
    KoFi https://ko-fi.com/wetdryvac
    Links https://linktr.ee/wetdryvac
    MATRIX [REDACTED]
    BBS [REDACTED]
    Primary mastodon residence, With Contact https://hackers.town/@Wetdryvac
    All the other coms access points [REDACTED]

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