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✫ 6/19/2024
had to print some papers for class. did not have a printer so i drove a couple hours out of town to a public high school. the high school was closed since it was nighttime.
✫ 5/5/2024
was going to a party thrown by my childhood bff, and i wanted to bring drugs. i went to a drug dealer's place (which looked exactly like a smaller version of u city grill) and ordered "a mixture of fentanyl and heroin" (at different parts of the dream referred to as a mixture of fentanyl and vicodin, or a mixture of magic mushrooms and heroin. real uncertain about that part) and the man behind the counter brought out a container of what looked like hot and sour soup broth. he warmed it up on the stove in front of me. i took it to the party and had a tiny sip and started tripping balls and freaking out. i was expecting the party to be a rager but it was just like 8 people from my high school in an unfinished basement
✫ 4/29/2024
painted my nails without really realizing what i was doing, and then looked down and a couple of random nails were yellow with a pea-sized perfect red dot in the middle, and others just had the red dot. others had no paint at all
✫ 4/28/2024
made my hair huge and jet black like priscilla and was in the back seat while my mom drove my sister and me to school. i was trying to figure out if the hair was cool or ridiculous
✫ 4/8/2024
dreamt that i was riding in the car w my very pro-life sister. looked over at her phone and the texts she was sending to her bf implied she got pregnant and was planning to keep it. got out of the car and walked around the park in a haze until I woke up
✫ 2/5/2024
dreamt that i accidentally stepped on my cat :( so i kept giving her treats and bowls of milk and water and stuff until i realized i had put out like 20 bowls.
✫ 1/17/2024
a few nights ago: parts of my back teeth were falling out in perfect pez-shaped rectangles. i realized that i could see through my jaw in the spots where the teeth were popping out
two nights ago: horrible horrible disgusting dream about ticks hiding in hamburgers ughhhhh it was so gross
also two nights ago: my boyfriend and i were going through his parent's collection of furniture from the 50s. while a lot of it was interesting, it was also covered in gross sticky dust
✫ 11/7/2023
was at a concert in an auditorium. there was a long cafeteria table in front of the band. they started playing need 2 by pinegrove and everyone was doing the pinegrove shuffle, but i couldn't get it right. i asked one of my bf's friends if the band was pinegrove, and he laughed and said that it was a cover. then we were going to do shots, so we walked up to the big cafeteria table. my bf's friend was pouring them into normal cups. he poured me a little bit and himself a bunch, and then he poured a line of other people their shots-in-glasses. then he said we had to switch glasses, and i drank his. the glass had an elf bar in it. overall, would be a difficult dream to explain to a pilgrim
✫ 11/9/2023
was in a cult and locked in a bedroom with a lot of dark wood paneling. the cult leader made me wear a laura ingalls wilder bonnet and dress
✫ 11/7/2023
was in an auditorium. a big voice kept yelling things i didn't understand, and a few people at a table around me were eating from bowls as fast as they could. a loud buzzer sounded, and we all looked up at a big projector screen that had some jumbled text, but at the bottom it said "Benes." at this point in the dream i remembered that i was elaine benes from Seinfeld. the screen-voice-thing was blaming me for spoiling the tomato soup everyone else was eating by cooking it for too long. it had gray chunks in it. the screen thing blamed me for a few more things and then it told me to throw up some ribs i had eaten because they were poisoned.
✫ 9/6/2023
went for a long hike in a weird park. i got lost and my phone was dying, and i was trying to google maps back to the parking lot where my car was. one of my childhood best friends' mom and her (but her as a child? or maybe she had a little sister? unclear) approached me and they said that they had run out of gas. i told them that my phone was running out of battery and if they came with me, i could siphon gas into their car so we could both leave. we made our way to the parking lot but it wasn't the right one. my car wasn't there.
✫ 8/31/2023
had a baby and then i was like "what the hell...now i have this baby and i have to do everything with it, and if i date anyone ill have to tell them i have a kid...what am i gonna do"
✫ 8/16/2023
was talking about tattoos with someone (?) and i realized i had 3 on my inner arms and a drawing in pen that my mom put there. someone asked me about them and said i was brave for having them on a place that would be so hard to cover up
✫ 8/7/2023
found an internet page of people taking unflattering photos of me and posting them. tracked the ip address of the people posting them (dream me is very tech savvy) and made plans to go beat them up (dream me is very strong). when i showed up to fight them it was my boyfriend's friends. turns out my boyfriend was behind it the whole time? then i told my dad about it and he called my boyfriend and screamed at him for hurting my feelings. then i saw a cheetah family at a nature reservation rest stop between st louis and washu (?????). woke up feeling sad and then i remembered that my bf doesn't cyberbully me :)
✫ 6/25/2023
was pregnant and eventually had the baby through a c-section. nobody seemed surprised. i convinced my mom to raise the baby and told one of my coworkers about the fact that i had a c-section. my coworker was like "oh cool!" and i was like "uhhh do you know what a c-section is? i was pregnant and had a baby..." and he was like "yeah!" and explained in detail what a c-section was. i remembered he was a surgeon so of course he knew (he is not irl lol). i saw my mom on the way to the library (she didn't have the baby...where was the baby???) and was mentally like "oh sick i can ask her how much the baby weighed when it was born"
✫ 6/16/2023
was in a beautiful old house and i was taking care of a family's dog. i kept finding teeth the size of quarters around their house and i figured out they wanted to take my teeth away and that taking care of the dog was just a fake task. some kind of apocalypse was also happening, and i drove in my car for 2 hours until i found a mcdonalds that sold cigarettes and pizza (but they didn't call it pizza-- it was like, flat seasoned tomato bread). i met these people who didn't have a lot of teeth and they said they were going to reenact a piece of artwork. we drove north and i saw the artwork and also was somehow part of it at the same time-- it was in the style of Ezra Jack Keats. it was a painting of hundreds of people in a crowd, all wearing colorful parkas with the hoods pulled up over their heads, and they were all facing away from the viewer. the people were watching a horse race. a voice explained that the painting was stunning for its attention to detail, and was distinctive for the silver sparkle on each of their visible stirrups. i fell through the snow that everyone else was balancing on (i guess we were standing on snow?) and it was deeper than i was tall
✫ 6/7/2023
was a first year college student in some fancy school that looked like it could be the school from dead poets society. i decided to start mosaicing (?) one of the outside walls and one of my dream-friends (not someone i knew outside of dreamworld) started gluing their name on the wall in big fuzzy letters.
✫ 5/14/2023
i told my high school friend about flounder because she was going through a bad breakup with her high school boyfriend (they've been broken up irl for years) and it turned out that he was on flounder too and made a bunch of posts about having a crush on someone, and she thought it was her. she posted a photo on flounder of them together that looked like one of those american girl e-cards from 2008 that said "relationship 2.0" and i felt guilty about it :/
✫ 4/28/2023
i was walking through what i knew was truman's campus but it looked different. the trees were turning red and orange, and i tried to take a picture of it but my phone zoomed way out and i couldn't get a good shot. my bf ran past me. i yelled out to him to tell him it was me and he turned around and smiled. we walked back to centennial hall.
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✫ 4/5/2023
i was in a room full of fancy prom-y dresses-- like floor to ceiling dresses. i remember thinking that i needed to pick one, and after a while my dad came in the room and said that i needed to pick one Right Now. i finally found one that i liked, and i went into another room where everyone from my girl scout troop in elementary school was waiting.
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✫ 4/1/2023
my awful ex bf was in my parents' house and i was throwing his cutlery outside and yelling at him to get out while he chased me and laughed, and i ended up stabbing him with a pen like 40 times and he didn't react at all
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✫ 3/31/2023
i was hungry so i went to a fancy club-looking place to get some food. there was a guy there who was in front of the dining room door, and i asked him like twice if it was a private club. he just avoided my eyeline so i sat at a table outside. there was someone across from me who said nobody would talk to her either. a waiter brought me fried shoelaces and a fried lemon slice. a fancy oldish guy at the table behind ours started very calmly faking a heart attack so that it would be appropriate for us to talk. we started joking that from his body language and posture he was obviously in pain (he looked fine and that was part of the joke). then we noticed that everyone was looking at us. i asked the old guy if we were gonna get in trouble, and he said no, the people in the club were just classist.
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✫ 3/28/2023
i had head lice, but it was shaped like little dragon flies that were about half an inch long. i kept grabbing them and putting them in a jar.
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✫ 3/24/2023
one of my bf's friends was in a classroom with me and dared me to jump up and hit one of those ceiling tile things. i did and it fell down, and i freaked out and walked to the bathroom, where 2 women in police uniforms came into my stall and questioned me about it. i got mad at them for being inappropriate and came out of the stall, and they said that i had to piss in a bowl of ice water. i didn't want to as ive had weed lately and they said my other option was going to counseling (which apparently was worse and went on my criminal record).
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✫ 3/18/2023
was checking books out of the library and mentioned that my name is catherine and the librarian said "catherine? how are you gonna become an lpc with a name like that? there's no way you can fix the opioid crisis with a goofy name like that. the only worse name would be..." (at this point she scanned a book that had "nate" written on the cover which is my bf's name) "...nate!"
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✫ 3/8/2023
had a dream where something invisible was wiping people off the earth and into space, and you could see them floating around in space kind of like cartoon characters
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✫ 3/6/2023
had a dream last night that i was an art substitute teacher at my old high school (it's notable that i am currently on my lunch break as an art substitute teacher) and i got tons of paint on me. thankfully im substituting for high schoolers who know that you shouldn't throw paint at the sub.
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✫ 3/3/2023
last night, i dreamt that i missed the final for a class i was taking-- some kind of stem class? it felt hard. i emailed the professor on a phone that looked like a box of mac and cheese and asked if i could take the final online. he said no, showed up to my house, and made me take the final, which looked like a bunch of tough math questions but ended up actually just being washing a sink full of dishes.
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✫ 3/1/2023
i had a dream last night where i couldn't find my mom and she was about to give birth. i think time travel was involved-- she might have been about to give birth to me? it was weird. i very vividly remember asking her if it was a dream, and she said "oh, yes, it's a dream for me too," and we started talking about our different non-dream lives. she wasn't my mother in real life, which was strange. i rubbed her back because she was uncomfortable with being so pregnant, and i accidentally hit a spot that induced labor (?) and she started doing those breathing exercises that pregnant women do. overall a strange experience.
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