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>>> #718142 (552) <Phaelax> so what am i suppose to do with 175GB of wrongly named mp3s? <EddieGordo> stick them on gnutella <EddieGordo> they already have a good collection going
>>> #654194 (430) <Mr_Owen> I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I ve been trying to come up with a word for someone who s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside. <mirasaki> Like the opposite of Twinkie? <Mr_Owen> Yeah. Exactly. <mirasaki> Well, what d you come up with? <Mr_Owen> I don t know. The only thing I could think of was a toilet And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head. <mirasaki> You re storing information endlessly! You really are Asian!
>>> #53986 (36) <Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work" <Vented> i give my thanks to my job :) <TheJesus> that's the trick <TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work, fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble <Vented> hahah :) <Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order <Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp <Vented> then no one will know what happened :) <TheJesus> hahahaha
>>> #18475 (165) <\windows\system32 ormat> /run $me
>>> #12017 (395) <TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
>>> #29468 (256) <Guilty> <v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did <Guilty> Approve Kill Nothing <logik_> kill <Mdar> kill <gfjgfjgfj> what does nothing do? <Mdar> is that a rhetorical question?
>>> #709214 (1222) <@Hydro> so I'm trying to install this software, right? <@Hydro> And my PC won't install it... <@Hydro> I'm telling you, it's either my pc broke, or me being stupid. <@Hydro> Has to be one of the three.
>>> #20089 (111) <Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs <Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect. <i luv fluffy> hanna ur a sucking flut
>>> #62540 (302) <totalreality> Dail-up has its Pros <syphonic> Like..? <totalreality> like when your girlfriend finds out that you slept with another girl so she trys to call your house to find out whats going on or give you shit <R^J> couldent she just knock on the front door? <totalreality> Shit! Brb
>>> #14265 (544) BeHeMoTh101 : i'm waiting for the right girl..... the kind that will have sex with me
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