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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 1999 15:14:24 -0800 (PST)

From: Amanda@bitsmart.com

Subject: Well it was my idea TG story

The story of how Colin made his mother very happy

No sex, no violence just lots of dressing up

Amanda@bitsmart.com

Well it was my Idea

"Ha, Ha, very funny" said Colin as his mother held the dress against him

and joked "Oh but dear you'd look lovely in this!" The dress was amongst

some jumble she was sorting through and was a pretty floral cotton affair,

it looked brand-new, as did a lot of the other things. This was an affluent

area and it would probably have been worn only once or twice before it's

owner tired of it. She looked at her son and although she loved her only

child dearly she would have liked to have had the chance to bring up a

daughter, but that's the way thing's go she thought and returned to the

sorting. Nothing more was said and the clothes and other items were packed

away in the garage for collection the following week.

Colin was all Boy, he certainly was interested in Girls but he had to admit

to a certain fascination for the way they dressed in light and dainty

things. He knew how tights felt on his legs from the sports Lycra he wore

when running and cycling. But he had never considered actually dressing

up. He had recently seen pictures of some transvestites in one of his

mother's magazines with their before and after pictures and he was

fascinated by the change in appearance that could be achieved.

Later that week he had come home from school early as there was a study or

sport option and he was in his room before any one else came home. He heard

his mother come later in with a friend and start chatting. "Oh you're so

lucky having one of each and now Diane is getting married it's every

mothers dream. I'd love to go shopping for a daughters wedding things."

"Well maybe you can get involved if Colin pops the question to Anne. They

are coming to the end of their time at college, you never know!" replied

the lady from across the road. This was news to Colin, he was very keen on

Anne but hadn't thought that far ahead. He felt sorry for his mother but he

wasn't going to get married just to help out her fantasy!

At the weekend they brought the bags back into the house to await

collection and once again the dress came into view. Once again but only in

jest his mother held it against him and said "Oh yes it's definitely you!"

He blushed and pulled away smiling then he went back held it to his young

body and did a twirl "Mum, you could be right!" then handed it back as they

both laughed.

Later when he came back from football all the sacks were still there, "has

my dress not gone then?" he joked. "No, I'm afraid the van has broken down

so we're stuck with all these bags for another week" said mother. He went

to the kitchen to make himself a drink and made a decision.

He sat down beside his mother and smiled craftily. "What are you up to?"

she said.

"I don't want you to think I'm strange or weird but will you listen to an

idea?" he said. "Will you let me try on that dress, we keep joking about it

but I would want to do it properly, hair, make-up, shoes etc. then I can be

your daughter for a day. Just for fun. I know Dad's away next weekend. How

about it?"

Well she was struck dumb, many differing emotions coursed through her head

but when she saw he was serious and still smiling she did not feel

disturbed by the thought. It would be fun and it would go some way to

providing an outlet for her own fantasy.

"Colin, I am surprised. You're sure you'd like to do this? I do hope that

if there was any thing you needed to tell me you would feel able to do so."

"No don't worry Mum, it will just be a bit of fun between you and me!"

"It could be fun but� let me think about it."

"OK mum, no worries, let me know when you decide" and he went up to his

room, impressed with his own audacity and the way he'd thrown his mother.

Colin's mother had been totally unprepared for this suggestion and needed

time to think. The idea appealed to her but she worried that perhaps he had

felt pressurised by the game with the dress. He had assured her it was to

be in fun and seemed very happy, so what would be the harm in it? All the

other things that they might need were in the jumble sacks and she could

get some hosiery and underwear so this wasn't going to cost much. OK!

She called him down. "My dear I've thought it through and if you are happy

we'll do it, but if you change your mind just say so. I think you know I

would have liked a daughter, as well as you of course, so I would enjoy the

illusion. We can put together an outfit from what we have here and your

father is away like you said. Next Saturday then?"

"Yes Mum, I'm up for it. We'll have a good laugh, I can't wait to see how I

look and how it feels."

"OK Colin, I'll arrange everything, don't you make any other plans for

Saturday. What shall we call my new daughter? Your father and I would have

liked `Keri' if you'd been a girl?"

"Sounds alright to me"

Friday

"Now make sure you have a bath, then bed for you young lady!" He smiled and

followed his orders, he was surprised and amused to find a night-gown on

his bed with a note `just to get you in the mood' when he had finished in

the bathroom.

Saturday

What he didn't know was that his mother had been talking to her friend

Cathy at the hairdressers and that she had offered to give him a makeover

and do his hair if he came in early on the Saturday. Cathy thought it was

very amusing but also knew that it meant a lot to Colin's mum and she

planned to do a special job. His mum had also spoken to some of her other

friends but more of that later. Accordingly she had to get him up early and

into Cathy's salon before the other customers.

"Up you get sleepy-head".

He awoke and was pleasantly surprised to find the silky negligee encasing

his body. Mmmm this feels nice already I might just keep it, he thought in

a dreamy moment.

"Now come-on we've got to get moving. Have a shave. Put on some underwear

and your tracksuit and trainers, nothing else, and get downstairs for some

breakfast"

"What's going-on Mum? Why the rush?"

"Just do as you're told young lady I'll be downstairs waiting for you."

Being called `young lady' jolted him back to reality, this was it, THE

day. He completed his ablutions and dressed quickly as he had been told and

joined his mother at the breakfast table.

"Now please don't be cross but I didn't feel I could do justice to your

hair or make-up so I've asked Cathy to help-out. She's more used to the

younger styles and has agreed to make you over before her regulars arrive

and is very discreet, you've nothing to worry about. Is that alright?"

"Yes, I think so", this was something he hadn't reckoned on but what the

heck, things would be done right and it was only a one-off. "But how do I

get there?"

"Don't worry. I'll take you down and bring you back, your hair is long

anyway and you'll be wearing your track-suit nobody will see anything out

of the ordinary". With that and after they had finished breakfast they

drove the short distance to the salon. It looked closed but the door opened

and Cathy welcomed them in.

She saw the look of anxiety on his face and took him to one side. "Now

don't worry, your mother's told me everything and I think what you're doing

will be fun and a nice gesture. Just lie back and enjoy it, we're not going

to do any permanent changes!" She turned to his mother. " Now we're going

to be about an hour so you get off home, I'll give you a ring when 'she's'

ready." His mother smiled, squeezed his hand and left him to the tender

mercies of the beautician.

"Now then, it'll be easier if I call you Keri from the start won't it? Just

do everything I say and we'll have you home soon looking lovely, just relax

and enjoy being pampered. Your mother and I are old friends and I'll make

this special for her and for you.

First lets see what we have to work with. Go into the back and take off

your track-suit, there's a robe in the cubicle"

When he came out and she saw him she said "right then, slip off the robe

and lie on this table" she then began to rub cream all down his legs and

arms and across his chest "this will remove your body hair. I know there's

not too much but we will start right." After a few minutes his skin began

to tingle and she led him to the shower room. "Now just shower it off and

I'll be back in a moment".

He hadn't been very hairy but he certainly wasn't now, his legs and arms

felt beautifully smooth. Cathy was waiting for him as he left the cubicle

and towelled him dry then laid him down again and rubbed a soothing cream

on his smoothed limbs. It hadn't occurred to him that he was completely

naked until he felt Cathy grasp his member and say "now then, nice girls

don't want to have one of these dangling between their legs do they." He

was taken by surprise and agreed. "These rubber pants are used by drag

artists and will take care of things." The flesh toned pants had a pocket

for his penis and even had realistic pubic hair on the front, at first

glance his manhood had gone. "Now pop these panties on and everything will

look correct, you'll be able to use the bathroom but you'll have to sit

like us girls!"

This makeover was going further than he had planned but, like the lady

said, lie back and enjoy it. Next she gave him back the robe, took him to

the sink and washed his hair, then started putting in rollers. This seemed

to take a long time but eventually she was finished.

"Take off your robe and lie down on the table again, dear and I'll put some

gel on your chest while the rollers set, it looks a bit sore." The gel was

very cool and soothed the irritation he had felt after the hair

remover. She then put a face pack and eye pads on him. He also felt another

pressure on his chest. " These pads will cool the gel, you just lie back

and relax and I'll manicure your nails."

This was luxurious, he could now see why women went through it, and it did

feel nice all over. He could feel the constriction around his male parts

but had been impressed with the concealment it offered. What would his mum

think? Cathy worked on his nails and occasionally paid attention to his

chest, but he could see nothing as the eye patches were still in

place. Later he could smell nail polish and felt the gentle stokes on his

fingers and his toes. This is a thorough job, its going to take some

removing, he thought.

"Let the polish dry, I don't want you to peek until I've finished the

make-up. Just sit up a moment". He then felt her wrapping something around

his chest and fastening it behind, then she replaced his robe and sat him

at the make-up chair. She removed the face pack and eye patches and he felt

most refreshed. "You have a lovely soft complexion, don't worry I'll not

make you up too much." He felt he foundation, mascara and lipstick going on

and wondered, just what do I look like? Next she began to remove the

rollers and started to style his hair, when she had finished a mass of

curls tumbled onto his shoulders.

"OK Keri, unveiling time! Close your eyes and I'll stand you in front of

the mirror." He hardly dared open his eyes as he could feel the light tug

of the mascara and eye shadow and wondered what had been done to him. He

finally opened his eyes and thought were did that other girl come from? But

as he moved to look realised the girl moved when he did, she wasn't a

ravishing beauty but he would definitely give her a second glance. He

looked to Cathy and she smiled, "it's you dear, don't you recognise Keri?"

As the realisation overcame him she steadied the girl/boy. "Now undo your

robe!" He was tempted to rub his eyes in disbelief, the panties showed no

trace of manhood but amazingly the matching bra contained some very real

looking breasts.

"I don't know what to say" said Colin in hushed tones, "I didn't realise

this was possible, I look just like a girl. I don't recognise this body in

front of me! How can I thank-you?"

"Just make your mother happy today! I'll call her now to come and get

Keri." She left him to stare in wonderment at this transformation. "One

last thing before you leave. These complete the ensemble" and she wrapped

the suspender belt from the same lacy beige Warner's set around his

waist. "Stockings are the final feminine touch for a very pretty girl. Ease

them gently up your leg, that's right, now clip them on. Perfect! I'm

expecting my regular customers pretty soon so get into your tracksuit and

wait for your mother. Do have a lovely day Keri darling. I'll tell your

mother how to remove everything!" Then she gave `Keri' a big kiss and

handed him a small bag with the cosmetics she had used.

He saw his mother's car arrive and ran from the salon with a wave and

jumped in quickly. She was pleasantly surprised and pleased at how the

hairstyle and make-up had transformed her son. It was still Colin but it

wasn't difficult to think of him as `her' for a day.

He returned her smile but was nervously holding his head down, he didn't

want to be recognised, and he didn't know what she'd think of what was

under his tracksuit. The sensation of the fine fabrics, stockings and

particularly these breasts was pleasantly confusing.

"Hold your head up Keri! No one will think you are anything but what you

appear to be. You're quite beautiful. I can't wait to get you home and into

that dress." He laughed and sat-up straight and they were home in

minutes. Fortunately they had a drive and there were only a few steps to

get from the car to the porch, although waiting for his mother to bring the

key seemed like an eternity, and he felt very exposed.

"Right my lovely daughter, upstairs with you and let's get dressed. I've

laid everything out on my bed for you."

"Now mother close your eyes while I take off the track-suit. I assure you,

that you are in for a surprise. Cathy was very thorough." Once undressed he

sat on the edge of the bed. "OK now you can look."

"Oh my dear what has she done to you? It looks real. Does it hurt, are you

OK? She has given you a girl's body"

"Don't worry it feels fine, it's latex and should peel off, and apart from

getting used to this weight on my chest I'm very comfortable. The underwear

was her present."

"Oh! You look wonderful, I must get my camera, wait there a moment."

Seconds later the flash was firing and she was asking `Keri' to pose this

way and that. "Now one last request, you can refuse if you wish, one

without the underwear. The body modifications are so realistic. Please?"

"In for a penny� Go on then, but I keep the negatives, you're enjoying

this mum"

And despite her initial misgivings she was. She now only saw a daughter in

front of her. Keri had been born and she was going to mother her girl. And

she took more than one photo�

Keri replaced her underwear then waited to see what her mother was going to

dress her in.

First she held up her arms to allow the under-slip over her head, the

whispy material flowed over her body with a deliciously cool feeling. Next

she stepped into the dress, yes that dress. Remarkably it was close fit,

just a fraction too big, but once it was zipped up and the cuffs were

buttoned the freedom of movement and lightness of material made her feel

wonderful. A pair of white sandals also from the jumble followed, they had

been worn before and were a little small but they had a reasonably low heel

and after a few moments she felt able to walk cautiously.

"I told you that dress suited you. Now to finish it off, a necklace and

some clip on earrings.

Oh and of course some perfume, Chanel No. 5, only the best for my girl!"

He felt dreamy, he couldn't believe this was happening and as he looked in

the full-length mirror and inhaled the expensive cologne he felt faint for

a moment. He felt his mother steady him and kiss him and smile with deep

love in her eyes. He felt so happy. A few more photos' and she lead him

toward the landing.

"Now to plan the rest of our day over coffee! Take care on the stairs!"

It felt so strange to sit at the breakfast bar, the feel of the clothes,

seeing the polish on his nails, the aroma of the perfume and the way his

mother was treating him just like a real girl. "First we must brush up your

girl skills. You've had so little time to learn basic walking and

sitting. Then we must get you some new things, those shoes in particular

need replacing. Then I think a new dress and some accessories. Oh! I am

going to enjoy this."

The final line stifled the protest he was about to make. He hadn't thought

this through. Of course mum would want to take her `daughter' out that was

a major part of the fantasy.

"I thought we'd go into town, after we've sorted out you deportment and got

you a handbag filled with the essentials."

"Into Manchester?"

"Yes of course dear that's where the best shops are! No one knows you

there, even if they did they'd never recognise you. Don't worry everything

will be fine, I'm in charge and I'll look after you. Remember this is for

fun I won't make you do anything against your will."

"OK I'm alright. Let's get to it!"

They finished the coffee; he was amused to see the lipstick smear on the

cup and the additional taste when he ran his tongue over his lips. Walking

wasn't easy, the shoes weren't a perfect fit but her persevered and

eventually could make gracious progress. Sitting, standing, how to hold

your hands. He never knew there was so much to it. After about an hour it

was 10:30 and mother decided it was time to go. She showed Keri how to

touch up the her lips and loaded a small shoulder bag with the cosmetics

Cathy had given her along with a few other girl things for effect and a

small wallet with 30 pounds and some change in.

They were ready for Keri's big challenge, going beyond the safety of the

house. "Just act naturally treat people as they treat you. No one will know

you. You are my niece Keri if anyone asks locally, you'll be my daughter in

town. OK?"

"OK but I'm really nervous mum"

"That's understandable my love, a girls first day out. What an occasion!

Let's get out there and shop `til we drop!"

He left the house scanning for anyone looking at him, the cool breeze on

his stockinged legs emphasised his vulnerability as he saw it. Of course he

had to wait for a moment as his mother locked up and then plipped the car

to unlock the doors. They left the drive uneventfully and left the quiet

street in Altrincham for the 20-minute journey into Manchester

centre. Every time they were forced to stop at traffic signals he was

convinced people were staring. "Hold your head high, Keri!" scolded his

mother, and in time he settled to his role, even smiling back at one van

driver who had shown a lot of interest.

They parked in the Multi-storey car park behind Kendals and after being

reminded to pick-up the shoulder bag they set off for the lift. There was

no one around as they entered the empty lift car but once they were in and

just pressing the buttons a young couple rushed in and they were forced to

share. Keri's first contact with anyone other than her mother while fully

dressed-up was to be pressed against the young man, of about the same age,

in the confined space of the lift. Keri could sense the man's eye's

checking her out, until his companion shot him a black look. As the lift

reached ground floor he stood back and said "after you ladies!"

As they distanced themselves from the pair he mother whispered " well, he

had a close enough look! Satisfied that no one will know now?"

He had to agree, the guy was checking `Keri' out no doubt about that.

As they made their way from the back streets towards St.Ann's square, he

realised the only looks he was getting were interested ones from men on

their own, the women didn't notice, couples didn't notice. He was accepted

as a she. His mother slowed and began looking in clothes shop windows and

chatted to him regarding the fashions on display, he went along with this

thinking it would satisfy her. Eventually she drew him inside one of these

previously forbidden places and began showing an interest in a silky cream

coloured spring dress. The assistant pounced and invited Keri to try the

dress on and despite her initial reluctance her mother immediately

encouraged this.

"Don't worry I'll come with you dear." Reassured mum.

They went into the cubicle and swiftly changed, they had just fastened the

last hook and eye when the assistant called "come out then let's see how it

looks". The dress fit Keri perfectly but no longer matched her stockings or

shoes and, despite herself, she was disappointed by this.

"Ah ha. I can see the problem," said the assistant, " allow me to choose

some matching footwear and hose, is it stockings or tights young lady?"

"Stockings" she squeaked in shock. The assistant returned with some cream

micromesh stockings and a pair of cream 3" heel sandals. " I've guessed

your size, do please try them on I think it will make all the difference."

They returned to the changing room and for convenience Keri removed the

dress and started to change stockings. Her mother helped to show her how

and just as they had finished and begun to try on the sandals the assistant

poked her head through the curtain. "Would you ladies like a coffee?" She

nearly died of shock, the assistant would have seen everything but of

course would have suspected nothing.

"That would be lovely," said mother, "we'll be out in a moment." They

readjusted the dress and stepped outside. Keri looked at herself in the

full-length mirrors. The dress was perfect, the hose and shoes complemented

it, and the effect was stunning. She saw her mother standing with the

assistant and both nodding in agreement. "Just sit here and have your

drink, I'll be back in a moment." After her mother had gone the assistant

came over and snipped off the label. "Such a fine choice" she said.

Yes indeed a lovely dress, but they were only playing at this, so in a

moment after the drink she'd be changing back. To her surprise her mother

re-appeared carrying one of the stores bags and Keri's shoulder bag which

did match the new dress very well. "I've said you'll wear it now, all your

old stuff is in the bag, apart from the stockings, I've put them in your

shoulder bag as they were brand new."

"Mum! I thought this was supposed to be a bit of fun, this dress must have

cost a fortune and it'll only be worn today."

"Just indulge your mother dear, and let me worry about what we spend. I'm

enjoying myself and I think you are too. Now come on, I've got a stunning

daughter for the day and I want to make the most of it."

Well, this was my idea, he thought. Roll with it.

"It must be time to get some lunch soon, come on I think I know the very

place."

They headed off through the square and on past the church to the pedestrian

part of King Street where the smartest designer shops are. There followed a

whirl of looking in windows, checking labels and trying on more dresses and

suits but thankfully, from Colin's point of view, no more purchases.

"This morning has been wonderful for me, Kerri, I had dreamed of taking a

daughter out shopping and you've made it possible. Thank-you so much."

"That's fine Mum, it's a bit of a culture shock at first but I am enjoying

it. The clothes feel so much nicer than Boy's things and people do seem to

treat me better. I'm quite relaxed now."

"That is marvellous dear, I really am very grateful. Now let's get that

lunch." With that they headed off towards Deansgate and back into

Kendal's. The ground floor cafe is self-service but is a place to see and

be seen.. They collected a light lunch and found a table.

"That man over there keeps staring at me Mum."

"It's quite normal, just smile back and return to your food, he thinks he

sees a beautiful young girl, you should be flattered."

They continued with their meal and as they were collecting their things to

leave the man came across to them. "I'm so sorry to intrude, Madam,

Mademoiselle, but I couldn't help noticing this attractive young lady,

surely too old to be your daughter?"

"You are too kind Mr?

"I am so sorry ladies, Jean DuPont"

"Charmed I'm sure, I am Jean Andrews and this is my daughter Kerri. How can

we help you Mr. DuPont."

"Two lovely English ladies! I hope we can help each other. I am a fashion

designer and I have an exhibition of my latest creations this evening, my

favourite model. " He pointed to a girl at his table who was not looking

very happy, "is sick and cannot continue. Would Mademoiselle Keri do me the

honour of taking her place? It is a small private showing, there will not

be a large crowd. You, Keri, have the same light in your complexion as

Francine and you look to be the same size, I would of course pay the usual

fee and you may choose one of the dresses from the collection to keep."

Keri and her mother were stunned into silence. "I realise this may be

something of a shock, but please, I implore you, help me out."

Mrs Andrews regained her composure first. "This is indeed a great honour

for my daughter to be chosen in this way but she has never done anything

like this before and is quite shy."

Keri still unable to speak stared at her mother with frightened eye's, just

say no she thought.

"Do not worry, I saw you two walking in, she is a natural and Francine will

assist her. You would be most welcome to attend to her backstage Please!

once again."

Mrs Andrews now totally carried away said "Of course we must help, what an

opportunity for a young Girl! " 'and her mother' she thought.

The evening came and Keri despite herself had gone along with this

charade. They had left the cafe and gone to the hotel where the exhibition

was to be held and Keri had practised walking on a catwalk for the first

time. Francine had helped despite her illness and poor English. Keri's

measurements were almost the same as Francine and the seamstresses took the

creations away for small adjustments so Keri did not get to see what she

would be wearing. There were plenty of people around so despite the

situation Keri eventually calmed down and enjoyed the experience.

The first few dresses were well cut French fashion there followed some more

daring designs where the underwear could be clearly seen. Thank God

everything looks real thought Keri. It was the final dress that threw

her. A wedding dress, quite exquisite with French lace arms and bodice,

Keri looked and felt fantastic, the design required her to go bra-less her

fake cleavage clearly visible through the see through white material. What

she didn't see was the Male model who met her on the catwalk and as a final

raised the veil and kissed her gently on the cheek. She was so overwhelmed

with emotion by now it just seemed so right.

The show over Keri and her mother joined the designer and his party for a

drink then made to leave. Keri's mother had chosen one of the earlier

designs and collected the modelling fee they were both tired now.

"Madam, Mademoiselle please I have one last favour to ask. The wedding

dress, it looked so right on you don't you agree. Please will you wear it

one more time? We have booked a little church near Macclesfield for a photo

shoot tomorrow if you would return here tomorrow we could dress you and

take you by limousine, I will be most generous with the fee and you can

keep the dress."

The dress, that wedding dress, he shouldn't like it he shouldn't feel good

in it, he shouldn't have enjoyed being kissed by a man while wearing it,

but he did.

"Yes" said Keri before her mother could speak, "we'll be here I would love

to help."

They returned to their car, which one of the designer's assistants had

brought to the hotel and returned home. The streets were quiet and the

journey along Chester road was uneventful. There was no one about in their

road so Keri did not worry this time about being seen, anyway why worry? No

one seemed to have clicked.

Keri went to what seemed the alien environment of Colin's bedroom and

changed into the night-dress her mother produced, another purchase she

hadn't noticed. Keri was so tired she was falling asleep as her mother

cleansed her face. When she lay down sleep and dreams came easily. She

didn't hear her mother making a few phone calls.

The next day still in their nightwear Mother and 'Daughter' had a light

breakfast. They decided on light makeup and a simple skirt and blouse as

Keri would be dressed and made up by DuPont's people. There were people

about this Sunday morning but nobody appeared to take notice of the young

girl and her mother. They drove the same route as the previous day this

time Keri kept her head high and appreciated that attention she

received. The designer and his dressers were ready for them at the hotel

and soon Keri's hair was re-styled, make-up done and she was wearing that

dress. There were more photographs and then it was time to leave. Keri was

looking for her mother. She appeared wearing a beautiful suit, very 'Mother

of the bride', and was beautifully made up. "Oh my dear child you look

lovely" she exclaimed. "And so do you mother," replied Keri.

"Your mother will follow in the second car," explained an assistant. "Now

we must go!"

Keri walked outside, people were smiling and taking photos they thought

this was real. A small elderly lady came to her and said, "you look so

lovely dear what a lucky man your husband to be is."

She climbed into the Rolls Royce with one last look back for the

photographer and set off.

The car set off through the southern suburbs of Manchester, at every

junction when the car slowed Keri could see people looking into the car and

admiring the bride. The car suddenly turned off the main road and entered a

pub car park. "Just a moment," said the driver "someone is meeting us

here." A man emerged from the Pub doorway in a morning suit and carrying a

top hat, another extra for the photo shoot thought Keri. The man got into

the car and sat beside her.

"Hello my dear. I believe you are called Keri today."

Keri was struck dumb with shock.

"Don't worry Son, or should I say lass! Your mother has told me

everything. I couldn't miss this. It's the proudest moment in a father's

life giving his daughter away. I thought my chance had passed after your

mother couldn't have any more children after you. You don't mind do you,

I'm so proud of you for what you've done. Your mother has had such a

wonderful weekend."

"But Dad you don't mind? I am a boy not a girl."

"Of course I don't mind, you've made your mother very happy I've told

you. It was a bit of surprise mind, I've been to fancy dress parties in

drag but this takes it to a higher plane. I wouldn't have known looking at

you and I'm your Father. How does it feel dressed like that?"

"Well don't think I strange or anything but it feels very good. Boys don't

normally get to wear such fine and delicate fabrics. I quite like fooling

people but don't worry I don't think I want to do this much more. Getting a

lady ready seems to take such a long time."

The car slowed as it negotiated the country lanes and came to a little

chapel. There were people dressed as guests there with the designer and the

photographers. Keri spotted her mother waiting at the churchyard gate. "Oh

my dear you look radiant, you don't mind about your Father do you?"

"No of course not Mum, I seem to be making a lot of people happy today."

Then the photographers took control. "We want to go through the whole

thing, just like a real wedding we've got guests, a groom and a vicar. Just

enjoy it as if it was the real thing."

"If only they knew." thought Keri.

The photos were taken, proud Mother and Father with their beautiful bride

daughter. Two little girls in bridesmaid outfits with design accents taken

from the wedding dress joined them. An organist struck up and the party

entered the church. There were people on each side and occasional flashes

of cameras but they could not identify any faces, the restricted vision

caused by the veil didn't help. The groom and best man moved into position

at the altar rail, not looking back, as is tradition. Keri could see the

groom's hair slicked back in a ponytail, when she stood beside him she

looked straight ahead at the vicar. He lent between them and whispered. "I

know this is all make believe so we're not doing the full service, let's go

straight to the rings so the photographer can get a shot." The groom turned

to the best man for the rings and then posed placing the ring on Keri's

finger as the cameras fired off.

"You may kiss the bride!" said the vicar.

Oh no thought Keri as the groom raised the veil. Anne looked at her

boyfriend and said, "You've made your mother a happy woman. Now will you

marry me?"