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AND LOVING IT!

by l.satori AKA Laurie S.

Behind the Formica counter, the attractive young brunette retrieved

the size 9E bowling shoes. A slim, white-haired customer admired the

hour-glass figure of the attendant, making a point of noting the nametag on

her blouse. After thanking 'Nikki', the man ambled over to the Bowlerama

management office. When he knocked, there was no answer. The thin man,

dressed in beige slacks and a bright green golf shirt, opened the door

tentatively. After a quick glance around the small, neatly kept office, he

stepped over to the desktop computer and pushed the on button. Then he

extracted the Zip desk from inside of the multi-colored bowling shoe and

inserted it into the Zip security obsessed agent, long accustomed to

keeping face-to-face secrets in CONTROL's Drive. The Cone of Silence,

keyed in a simple encryption logarithm. In a few moments, the casually

dressed senior citizen had accessed the secret-file.

"Good morning," said the Chief of CONTROL. The clarity of the

computer's full motion video image was really quite good, although the

glare from the Chief's shining bald head merged some of the colors.

"Good morning Chief," replied Agent 86, Maxwell Smart, forgetting that

this Zip disk information was not like an interactive telephone

conversation.

"Agent 99 has been working undercover in the south of France at a

private laboratory, which is owned and operated by KAOS. This lab is at

the forefront of genetic research into gene therapy and human cloning. 99,

a linguist fluent in French, worked in Provence as a lab technician. Just

before she was discovered and captured, 99 was able to report that KAOS had

found a way to clone human beings. What is very disturbing is that KAOS is

ready to replicate humans on a massive scale. More importantly, through

their gene therapy research, 99 believes KAOS is prepared to cause

worldwide sterility of the human species. The sterility drug would be

introduced through the drinking water. To supplement that line of attack,

KAOS will even seed rain clouds as a means of distributing this powerful

drug. Once this is accomplished and everyone is sterile, KAOS will sell

its cloning services to the people at an enormous price, making KAOS the

world's dominant evil empire, even ahead of Microsoft. Your mission is to

stop KAOS and save the world."

A photo of a handsome, dark-haired, middle-aged man flashed up on the

computer screen.

"This distinguished looking gentleman is Dr. Marcel Devereau, an

expert on genetic engineering. KAOS was able to exploit this scientist's

need for money. Dr. Devereau was deep in debt, unable to continue his

life's work after the French government cut off all of his research

funding. When the grants dried up, KAOS offered to pay off all his debts

and provide a free ride for all of his research projects. Dr. Devereau

jumped at the opportunity. Now, we must gain control of Dr. Devereau's

discoveries. In order to do that, we intend to exploit two of

Dr. Devereau's weaknesses. First, he is addicted to gambling and secondly,

he regards himself as God's gift to all the beautiful women of planet

Earth."

Photos of Dr. Devereau cavorting with sexy, beautiful women on the

beaches of the French Riviera flashed up on the monitor.

"If you are wondering why KAOS doesn't just sell the antidote to

counteract the effects of the sterility drug, Agent 99 believes that the

chemical analysis of even a small sample of the antidote would quickly be

replicated at generic drug prices. So, KAOS offers cloning as the only

solution to the sterility plague. Rather than face certain extinction,

KAOS believes mankind will pay dearly for KAOS to 'send in the clones' to

replace natural childbirth."

Max needed some time to absorb this.

"Is there anything that you need to have clarified, Max?"

"Just one thing Chief. What did you say after 'Agent 99 has been

working undercover'?"

The computer image of the Chief seemed to skip for a moment. Then the

message from the Chief was replayed in its entirety.

After Max had seen the message for a fourth time, the stern face of

the worried Chief continued.

"Since your usual working partner, Agent 99, has likely been captured,

I have taken the liberty of assigning you to work with Special Agent 69,

Charlie Watkins Jr."

"Wait a second Chief, you mean to say Charlie Watkins had a son?"

As if anticipating Max's reaction, the Chief continued. "I know you

will remember Charlie Watkins, because he performed an unforgettable

striptease at your bachelor party, before you married 99. Well, Charlie

Watkins, in spite of the fact he was a gorgeous female impersonator, was

married. He fathered a child. Charlie Watkins Jr."

"I remember beautiful Charlie Watkins had the hottest chassis this

side of the Ferrari Plant in Maranello, Italy. How am I to contact Charlie

Watkins Jr., Chief?"

The Chief appeared to have anticipated Max's question. "I want you to

go over to lane 12. There you will contact Agent Larabee. Now, one last

thing before you go. Recently, we have lost a large number of our field

operatives. So be careful out there."

Then the Chief appeared to mutter something under his breath. A lip

reader would have interpreted it as "I hope KAOS has a cure for

Alzheimer's."

The Chief's digital message was replayed again for the increasingly

forgetful Max.

A few minutes later, Agent 86 left the manager's office and walked

over to lane 12 of the almost inactive bowling alley. Not very many people

were there at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday. In fact, only lanes 1 and 2 were being

used by some group that were dressed in purple Cineplex Odeon uniforms.

Looking around, Maxwell Smart was unable to spot Agent Larabee

"Psst, Max. Over here."

Max searched once again, unsure of where the voice had come from.

Finally, Agent 86 looked over at the face of Agent Larabee, sticking out of

the bowling ball return chute.

"Oh, Larabee, there you are," replied Max.

"Not so loud, Max. We've lost a lot of our very good agents lately

. . . Pretend that you're bowling. It will look less suspicious."

"All right Larabee, although not too many people bowl by themselves

. . . You keep talking Larabee," said Max as he picked up a red, white and

blue bowling ball.

"The Chief wants you to pick up the airplane tickets. Go over to the

Cunningham Travel Agency, which is located next door to this Bowlerama."

Max took two steps, swung his arm back, then another step as his arm

swung swiftly forward, releasing the heavy ball with a loud thud as it hit

the polished hardwood floor. A few moments later, the ball slid to the

right and wobbled along the right gutter.

"Max, you are to pick up your airplane tickets and fly to Nice, France

this afternoon. Once there, you will catch a train to nearby Monte Carlo,

a mere half-hour away. After checking into the Monte Carlo Grand Hotel,

you are to contact Agent Charlie Watkins Jr. at the Baccarat tables in the

Le Casino de Monte Carlo at 9 p.m. Monaco time."

There was a loud thud, and Larabee's head shuddered for a moment, then

slipped from view. A red, white and blue bowling ball came to rest where

Larabee's head had been.

"Sorry about that Larabee . . . I'll see you later," said Max, wincing

in sympathy for what would be a large painful bump on the back of Larabee's

head.

Max headed over to the shoe rental counter to return his shoes of many

colors to the delightful Nikki, his first contact. At the same time, the

group from the Cineplex Odeon was returning their shoes, which, Max noted,

seemed to coordinate well with their purple outfits.

One tall, athletic-looking fellow was holding a bowling ball. When he

spotted Max, he suddenly whirled into action. He went into the typical

bowler's wind-up, and purposely whipped the ball towards Max. The other

Cineplex workers scattered as if anticipating an explosion.

Max skipped over the fast moving ball, ran to his left and leapt over

a row of padded seats.

BOOM! A bright flash and the thunderous explosion ripped apart the

bowling alley.

With such a high intensity blast, Max wondered if Agent Larabee was

all right.

Quickly bouncing back up and brushing off some ceiling tile debris,

Max ran toward the exit, pulling the laces of his special bowling shoes as

he ran. He tossed the bowling shoes in the direction of the Cineplex

workers and charged out of the front exit.

KABOOM! Another massive explosion blew the roof off the bowling

alley.

Max, dazed by the blast, got to his feet much slower this time and

dusted himself off once again. Holding his thumb and forefinger about a

half-inch apart, he observed, "Missed by that much!"

Turning back to the site of the former bowling alley, he cracked, "The

old bomb-in- the-bowling-shoe trick works again! I never did like

Cineplexes. Their screens are too small and the popcorn is too expensive

. . . They must be a KAOS front. As for the bowling alley, I hope Agent

Larabee got out safely. Larabee? Oh Larabee? Where are you Larabee?"

It was a good half-hour of searching before Maxwell Smart found an

unconscious Agent Larabee. His condition was not good. It looked like he

would need to be in intensive care fore a few days. Two months in the

hospital, and Larabee would be as good as new.

After another half-hour of searching, Smart found the airplane tickets

to Nice among the remnants of the totally obliterated Cunningham Travel

Agency.

CHAPTER TWO

In the fading twilight, the taxi wound its way up the steep roads of

beautiful Monte Carlo. The white stone buildings clung to their narrow

perches on the sides of a once treacherous cliff, now tamed by terracing.

Off to the west, the Royal Palace, sitting majestically on a high

promontory, guarded the entrance to the magnificent harbor on the Cote

d'Azur. Maxwell Smart looked off to the lights of the yachts tied up in

the harbor, wistfully wondering why everyone in the world couldn't be lucky

enough to visit this fabulous playground of the rich and dangerous.

This was his second time in Monte Carlo. The first time had been on

his honeymoon with Agent 99, some 30 years earlier. He dearly missed 99

and prayed that she was safe and unharmed.

Max wondered how much things had changed since his last visit. Now

semi-retired, Max had been pulled out of his life of leisure by the lure of

danger. 'And loving it,' he thought to himself. Occasionally, when

stretched to the limit by outbreaks of evil and violence and chaos all over

the world, CONTROL activated some of its stellar retired agents. Max, last

on the list for recall, was reluctantly pressed into service by the Chief.

To improve the chances of success, Agent 86 was to be teamed, on this

important mission, with CONTROL's top operative, Agent 69, Charlie Watkins

Jr. Watkins would focus on Dr. Devereau while Maxwell Smart might create a

diversion to distract KAOS from the real threat.

At the entrance to the stately Le Casino de Monte Carlo, Smart tipped

the cab driver, and slammed the door shut. Unfortunately, Smart, being

Smart, forgot to extricate his fingers from harm's way, and he yelped in

pain when the shutting door crushed his little pinky finger.

As the cab started up, pulling Smart along with it, Max quickly opened

the door, shaking loose his aching pinky, but he was unable to close the

cab door. As the car pulled out into traffic, the free-swinging door

whipped about. Suddenly, it was smashed off its hinge by a white stretch

limousine speeding in the opposite direction.

The Japanese criminal organization, the Yakuza, cut off part of the

pinky finger of newly pledged members, as a rite of passage into the evil

empire. Smart, perhaps, would have preferred to cut off his finger rather

than suffer this terrible, crushing throbbing pain.

Smart held up his little left pinky to his face as if raising a

teacup, and then sucked on it.

Smart quickly bounded up the broad stone steps, and scurried past the

uniformed doorman, into the foyer of the casino, his throbbing finger

ballooning up to double its normal size. His left hand looked like it had

two thumbs.

Immediately, Smart headed to the washroom. At a sink, Smart stuck his

throbbing finger under some cold running water, until he noticed in the

mirror, astonished and angry looking faces of a handful of well-dressed

females. Smart was in the ladies washroom! As nonchalantly as possible,

he sauntered past the upset women as he remarked, "Sorry about that,

ladies. My mistake."

One belligerent beauty, swathed in a long, flowing, sequined evening

gown, clubbed him with her handbag. She must have been carrying a gold bar

in her handbag. That hurt!

Still smarting from the clubbing and the finger mangling, Agent 86

cooled his 'new thumb' under a cold stream at a sink in the gentlemen�s

washroom. It had been an eventful 5 minutes, and he hadn't even made

contact yet with Agent 69. A quick glance at his CONTROL issue Timex watch

told him he had only 5 more minutes to his 9 o'clock rendezvous.

At the foyer entrance to the main floor of the casino, Smart looked at

the signs. Fortunately, the Roulette, Baccarat, Craps, Black Jack, Slots

and other signs were in a universal picture symbol language. Smart headed

to his right, past the ubiquitous one- armed bandits, the Black Jack

tables, the Roulette Wheels, and finally to the more exclusive Baccarat

tables.

Pausing for a moment, Smart adjusted his polyester tie and tucked in

his Arrow permanent press shirt. He looked about. The Baccarat tables

were in a special cordoned off area. A casino employee controlled access

to these high-priced tables. Smart wondered if he should go forward and

sit at a Baccarat table. He had no idea what Special Agent 69 looked like.

Would he or she be there?

A bevy of beautiful ladies were gathered about one Baccarat table. A

handsome man, wearing a tuxedo, sat with three large stacks of ten

thousand-franc chips. Smart recognized the handsome devil as Dr. Devereau.

Agent 69 had to be close by.

To Devereau's right sat a waif-like blond, right out of the pages of

Vogue Magazine, a Kate Moss look-a-like. She was dressed in an

eye-catching white lace material that allowed one to see the glowing

healthy skin beneath the dress, but covered up just enough of her anatomy

as to meet the casino's dress code for propriety. To his left, sat a fiery

redhead. She appeared resplendent in a glamorous, shimmering silver gown,

that hugged her every 'crook and nanny'. Three other equally gorgeous

girls stood behind Dr. Devereau. Smart wondered if Agent 69 was any one

of these five fabulous foxes.

Across the table sat an elderly, distinguished gentleman, perhaps an

aristocratic Brit. Beside him, surmised Smart, probably his middle-aged

wife, attired in a pink taffeta dress. A young, bearded Italian gentleman,

wearing a white tuxedo, could that be Charlie Watkins Jr.? Right age.

Suddenly, all eyes looked up from the table, looking past Maxwell

Smart. Smiles of delight or looks of envy appeared on their faces.

Curious, Maxwell Smart turned around, bouncing off a blur of blond

hair, gold fabric and soft creamy flesh, the collision knocking both of

them to the ground.

Smart immediately bounced back to his feet.

"Pardon me, ah . . . " began Max, but he never finished the sentence.

His jaw dropped almost to the ground.

Before him lay a breath-taking blond, buxom, beauty. Perhaps the most

beautiful female he had ever seen. More lovely than Claudia Schiffer, Elle

Macpherson, Naomi Campbell. Even more physically attractive than his

gorgeous 99.

"Let me help you up," said Max hurriedly, as he reached for her with

both hands.

She grasped Max's extended hands as he tried graciously to pull her

up.

"Aieee!" she cried out as Max let go of her. She flopped down hard on

the tile floor.

Max shook his swollen pinky finger in searing, aching agony.

"Sorry about that," apologized Max sincerely.

An angry expression creased the absolutely fabulous face of this

golden goddess. Her haute couture gold gown by Givenchy luckily had not

ripped as a result of the two falls.

"Please, don't help me up. I can manage myself," she said with a

touch of annoyance.

"A thousand apologies," said Smart.

"I was feeling very lucky tonight, until I bumped into you

. . . Mister . . .?"

"Smart, Maxwell Smart, at your service."

The glowing, perfect skin of this young, ravishing beauty radiated

warmth and affection at the sound of Max's introduction. Her face lit up

with delight, before remembering that she was in a crowded casino, possibly

surrounded by agents of KAOS.

"I am Charlene Watkins, although my good friends call me Charli, like

the perfume," she whispered in a breathy, soft, sweetly seductive voice.

Agents 86 and 69 stepped away from the Baccarat area, toward a nearby

bank of slot machines.

Smart thought back to the Chief's digitized message from the manager's

office at Bowlerama. 'Charlie Watkins . . . had a child - Charlie Watkins

Jr.' Max wondered, was it possible for a female impersonator to name his

daughter Charlie Watkins Jr.? Or was Agent 69 an incredibly beautiful

impersonator like his drop-dead gorgeous father?

Smart snapped out of his train of thought when Charli gently caressed

Max's left hand, looking lovingly at Max's swollen digit.

"Ah Max, no wonder you let go of me. That must have hurt when I

grabbed your hand . . . Here, let me kiss it better."

Special Agent 69 eased Max's swollen member into her mouth and sucked

it gently; her soothing lips and tongue bringing a heartfelt healing touch

to bear upon the hyper- sensitive body part.

Max groaned with relief. It really did feel better. Even 99, at her

very best, didn't have this sweet, saliva-enhanced, therapeutic touch.

Charli's skin, lips and tongue were so sensitive, soft and gentle, Max

decided immediately that Charli had to be 100 percent woman. If 99 had

been captured and killed by KAOS, Max could not think of anyone else he'd

rather spend the rest of his life with.

Pangs of guilt struck Max. Feelings of lust at his age? 'I may be

old, but I'm not dead,' he thought to himself.

How could Maxwell Smart even think of another woman while his wife

might have been captured or killed by KAOS? Max tried to think about how

much he missed 99's presence. But, for some reason, his instinctive sixth

sense told him somehow, some way she was all right. He believed that with

his whole heart.

Feeling the need to steel himself against his thoughts of infidelity,

Max instructed his brain to believe that Charli, like Charlie Watkins Sr.,

was really a male CONTROL agent, adept at the art of disguise. Beneath the

bountiful bosoms, the flowing blond hair, the marvelous classical facial

features, the deep blue pools of her limpid eyes, the high cheek bones, her

aquiline nose, her soft sensuous pouting lips, her shapely, long, perfectly

formed legs and gorgeous golden gown, lay a cock and balls very much like

Max's own dangly bits.

Once again, looking at Charli�s perfect unblemished complexion, Max

thought that is ridiculous. She is a beautiful woman! There is no denying

that! I am a professional and I will behave in a professional manner until

the mission is over. Or 99 will kill me.

The internal pep talk seemed to get Max back on track.

Dr. Devereau, the mad scientist, surrounded by beautiful women, was

the target. He was the key to destroying KAOS's plan for world domination.

The consequences of worldwide sterility would be devastating!

Fortunately, Max and 99 already had had a son (one that mercifully

disappeared from television screens after less than 13 episodes).

"Charli, did you know that Dr. Devereau was sitting at that Baccarat

table?" asked Max.

"Well, Max, I'd better get to work," she purred to Max, in her

seductive, captivating tones.

"Perhaps my young grasshopper, you should let the more experienced

Maxwell Smart handle this."

"Max, do you know why the Chief assigned me to this case?" asked

Charli, as she playfully tousled Max's hair. "I am an expert in the art of

mathematical prognostication in games of chance. In other words, I'm a

card shark."

"Well, I'm banned from ever setting foot in Las Vegas . . . although

that has nothing to do with my card playing skills," replied Agent 86. "It

was all over a small misunderstanding about nuclear bomb testing."

Charli stroked Max's head as if he was a little puppy dog. In her

open-toed high heels, Charli was taller than Max�s 5' 10".

"Also, you might have noticed that Dr. Devereau is deeply interested

in the opposite sex. He prides himself on being the stud of the scientific

world. Envious CONTROL scientists suspect that Dr. D has developed a

pheromone that drives the women wildly horny. It creates an insatiable

sexual appetite. As proof, the CONTROL scientists point out that Dr. D

enjoys his sexual escapades with a bevy of the most beautiful girls in the

world. And the group of girls don't seem to mind sharing him. That is most

unusual."

Charli paused, looking around at the clanging, clinking, whirring,

brightly-lit slot machines, to make sure nobody was eavesdropping, before

continuing.

"In fact, his hedonistic pursuit of pleasure led him to do research

into birth control methods. This was the primary motivation for his

revolutionary discovery of a way to temporarily prevent fertility, and

later on, a potent drug that causes sterility in both females and males.

This is the catastrophic serum that KAOS will exploit to hold up the world

for ransom."

"That is one evil scientist, Charli. Do you think you're up to the

challenge?" asked Smart cautiously.

"I believe I can resist Dr. Devereau's mesmerizing pheromone-enhanced

charms. Also, I know I can seduce Dr. Devereau, if he is anything like all

the other men I've ever met. Once we have him in our control, we could

persuade him to provide us with an antidote. Then, KAOS's plan for world

domination would collapse."

"A brilliant idea my dear!" enthused Max.

"Here Max. This card will get you into Suite 511 at the Monte Carlo

Grand Hotel. Do you know where that is?" asked Charli as she placed her

spare access card into the inside pocket of Max's suit. A playful

adjustment of Max's tie and his up close look at Charli's enticing bosoms

tested Max's resolve in remaining faithful to 99.

"Actually Agent 69, I have the adjoining room."

"Wait for me at the hotel, perhaps inside the closet would be best.

I'll bring him back to my suite for some fun and games. Then, I'll order

some champagne from room service. While we are drinking, I'll slip a

paralyzing 'date rape' drug into his drink. Then, we'll have him right

where we want him. We'll tie him up, a little sodium pentathol, that

effective truth serum, and some skilled interrogation. Hopefully

Dr. D. will reveal the antidote's formula. Failing that, my highly

advanced scientific skills of interrogation include some persuasive torture

techniques."

"Wow! You're telling me CONTROL taught you how to torture suspects?"

"No. To pay my way through university, I worked part-time as a

dominatrix. It paid my full tuition."

CHAPTER THREE

Beautiful Charli Watkins gracefully glided toward the exclusive

Baccarat section of Le Casino de Monte Carlo. The velvet rope barrier

disappeared before her regal approach. All eyes turned to appraise her

awe-inspiring form.

Dr. Devereau signaled his pulchritudinous companions to make room for

this appealing guest. Dr. Devereau offered Charli a chair beside him. His

envious quintet of beauties was dispatched by a dismissive wave of his

hand. Charli sat down beside Dr. Devereau, with a gentle touch of her

delicate hand on his excited thigh; it was simply her way of saying thanks

for his courteous, welcoming gesture.

He smiled and said in a deep baritone voice, "Good evening. My name

is Dr. Marcel Devereau. And I am most happy to be blessed with the

opportunity to meet a lady of your charm and immense beauty."

Charli beamed brightly and replied in a breathy voice, "My name is

Charlene Watkins, but my close friends call me Charli, you know, like the

perfume."

"Yes, that is a heavenly scent. And you are heaven sent."

Charli smiled appreciatively at Dr. Devereau's corny line. She

thought she would let the unsuspecting doctor do all the work. Men enjoyed

the thrill of the hunt. Little did Dr. Devereau know the she was the

hunter and he was the prey.

The others at the Baccarat table were ignored as the eyes of Charli

and Marcel became locked in a 'lust at first sight' embrace.

Charli pulled out 20 ten thousand-franc notes from her Gucci purse,

the equivalent of $31,000 US. What the heck! It was seed money provided

by CONTROL to entice 'the fly' into Charli's web. The large denomination

notes were pushed down into a money slot and disappeared beneath the

table's green felt surface. A dealer, attired in a black tuxedo, counted

out 10 ten thousand-franc chips, 10 five thousand-franc markers plus

smaller and smaller denominations until Charli had her full complement of

chips.

Charli placed a five thousand-franc wager in box number 5 opposite her

seat.

The Brit sitting opposite was passed the shoe. He was now the banker.

The banker passed the caller cards out of the shoe. The caller, one of the

three dealers, placed the cards in the appropriate numbered boxes on the

table, ranging from one to fifteen.

In Baccarat, a winning hand is 9. Face cards count for zero. Under

the rigid rules of Baccarat, players must draw a card if their first two

card totals are 1-2-3-4-5-10 values. If card totals exceed 10, the 10 is

subtracted. For example, a two-card total of 14 translates to a 4.

Players must stand on 6 or 7. An unbeatable two card total of 9 is called

a natural, while 8 is the second best hand and is also called a natural.

The two other dealers at the table pay off the winning bets and collect

from the losers. The casino derives its cut from 5 percent of the bank

winnings. Rather than collecting 5 percent of the bank winnings after each

hand, the house keeps a record and takes its share each time a shoe is

depleted of cards.

The banker has another set of guidelines to use when a player takes

his/her third card. Generally, the banker stands on 7, 8 or 9. He draws a

third card only when his hand ranges from 3 to 6 and will lose to a

player's three-card total.

While the rules can be confusing for neophytes, none of these players

lacked experience.

Dr. Devereau had a two-card total of 6, the Italian, Tullio, a total

of 5, the Brit gentleman a 13 or 3 and his wife a 7. Charli had 8. The

young Tullio drew a 7, giving him a total of 2, a bad hand. The Brit's

wife, Emily, stood with her 7. The dealer, Austin, took a 9, giving him 12

altogether, which equaled 2. Austin the banker and Tullio had a draw. The

dealers paid off Emily and Charli, while collecting from Dr. Devereau.

And so it played out for the next hour or so. Charli and Dr. Devereau

won more than their share of the hands.

All through the evening, under the table, Charli played footsie with

Dr. Devereau. Charli wondered if this was the right tactic.

At one point, while the shoe was being passed to another player, she

let her exquisitely manicured hands brush over Dr. Devereau's crotch. He

was as hard and tall as a Bonsai Redwood tree.

Charli knew that her pheromones or, perhaps it was her body heat,

seemed to stimulate Dr. Devereau. She let Dr. Devereau believe his

pheromones were influencing her, exciting her just like sexciting foreplay.

The British couple decided to call it a night after suffering some

major reversals.

Tullio packed it in after his stint as the banker when he lost a large

amount to a suddenly aggressive Dr. Devereau.

Now, there were only Charli and Dr. Devereau left.

The shoe passed to Dr. Devereau. He became the banker.

After four more hands where they each took turns winning, Marcel and

Charli decided to increase the stakes.

"Let's play one final hand. Winner take all," offered Dr. Devereau.

"Ah, I'd like to Marcel," said Charli demurely, "but my pile of chips

is a lot smaller than your pile."

"Well, my darling Charli, I have a proposition for you."

He cupped his hand over Charli's left ear and whispered his message.

"Oh, you would hold me to that kind of promise, you naughty boy?"

"Charli, I adore your amazing beauty. I am infatuated with your

luscious body."

Charli whispered a counterproposal in Dr. Devereau's ear, with a

suggestive, gentle caress of his neck.

"I love it! That's what I call a win-win situation!" enthused

Dr. Devereau.

One very large pile and one medium sized pile of chips were pushed to

the corresponding numbered boxes on the Baccarat table.

Dr. Devereau passed the cards to the caller who, in turn, placed the

cards on the table for both Marcel and Charli.

"A natural!" screamed Charli jubilantly. Her combination of 7 and 2

gave her an unbeatable 9. Charli was the victor! She walked away with

about 600,000 francs or $93,000 US. However, as far as Charli was

concerned, Dr. Devereau was the real prize!

CHAPTER FOUR

Dr. Marcel Devereau escorted sexy, seductive Charli Watkins back to

her suite at the Monte Carlo Grand Hotel.

The secret, whispered, extra condition Charli threw into the

winner-take-all pot was the loser would have to acquiesce to any of the

winner's sexual demands in the bedroom. Dr. Devereau happily agreed to

this win-win situation. He would enjoy having sex with Charli under any

circumstances.

When Charli inserted her access card into the electronic door lock,

she hoped that Agent 86 was in the closet, safely out of sight.

With relief, Agent 69 glanced around the unoccupied, spacious,

luxuriously appointed chambre. No sign of Max.

An eager Dr. Devereau grabbed luscious Charli, kissing her savagely.

She returned the kiss with matching vigor, wrapping her arms and legs

around an aroused Marcel.

Max, sitting on the floor of the closet, could hear muffled smooching

sounds, but was unable to see very much through the shuttered twin doors.

When the two lovers came up for air, Charli briefly pushed Marcel

away.

"Wait a moment, Tiger. Let me call room service and order a bottle of

Dom Perignon. Then, while we are waiting, I can change into something more

comfortable."

"My sweet Charli, you think of everything! Extended foreplay can

build up to an unbelievable climax. We both will have an orgasm to last

the ages." Marcel gave Charli a playful kiss. "You know, Charli, you are

quite different from all of my other women. They would never have paused.

With my heightened pheromones, they would, right now, be ripping off my

clothes. Their insatiable appetite for sex would be wild and animalistic!

You have amazing self-control! Vive la difference! Extended foreplay will

be a refreshing change."

Max, in the closet, muttered, "You've got that right. You don't know

how different Charli is from all the other girls."

Charli picked up the phone and dialed O for the operator. Switched

over to room service a few moments later, she ordered a chilled bottle of

the hotel's finest champagne. And she specified, within fifteen minutes or

forget it. Her authoritative tone was met with a reassuring response.

"My precious," said Marcel, "I need to freshen up in the bathroom.

Can you pardon me for a few minutes?" asked Marcel as he gently held

Charli's hand, bending down to kiss it. He noticed that she had several

decorative silver rings on her delicate fingers, but no diamond marriage

ring.

"Why certainly, Marcel. It will give me an opportunity to pick out

some sexy lingerie. Then, after you are done, I can freshen up and change

too. Good."

"Tres bon."

Marcel disappeared into the marble-floored la salle de bain.

Immediately Charli bounded over to the closet. When she opened the

shuttered doors, Max almost crowned her with the butt of his gun. Luckily,

Charli's quick reflexes saved her.

"Max, don't hurt me. I'm one of the good guys. Remember?"

"Sorry about that, Charli," replied Max with an awkward look down at

his aching feet that were now asleep from the long hours cooped up

awkwardly in the closet. "I thought at first you were the evil

Dr. Devereau."

"Max, quiet down," hissed Charli. "Marcel is in the bathroom. I need

to get out some seductive, hot lingerie. Can you give me a hand please?"

"Sure Charli."

"See the black leather bag at the back there. I need that one."

"Okay, here you are," said Max as he handed the very large, heavy

leather Cartier bag to the scheming Agent 69.

"Now, not a peep out of you, unless I scream your name Max . . . and

don't be too surprised if you hear Marcel scream."

Max, left in the dark of the armoire, wondered what she meant by that.

Moments later, a refreshed, invigorated Marcel Devereau emerged from

the bathroom, naked from the waist up.

Charli gave him a strong hint of things to come, pressing her soft,

pillowy breasts up against the broad, muscular, hairy chest of the

delicious Dr. Devereau. A delicate kiss on the lips, and Charli

reluctantly pulled herself away, to go and change in the bathroom.

While Charli freshened up and changed out of her dazzling gold

Givenchy gown, there was a knock at the entrance to the suite.

The champagne had arrived.

One of the uniformed hotel staff wheeled in the cart holding a large

vessel with the Dom Perignon on ice.

Marcel tipped the deliveryman generously. Then, he turned up the

glasses on the cart, and, after removing the foil cover from the top of the

bottle, inserted the corkscrew. Now, it was primed for popping.

He sat down on the nearby four post king-sized bed, complete with a

white satin canopy covering. Marcel calmly removed his shoes, socks and

pants.

To help pass the time, Marcel wandered over to the large picture

window. He surveyed the magnificent view of the ships and smaller vessels

in the harbor below. He could see his own sailboat, La Bomba, lying in

wait for his return. He doubted that he would sleep there tonight.

The door to the bathroom suddenly opened.

Out stepped a dominant vixen dressed in long hip-length, shiny, black

vinyl boots. She wore a studded leather collar around her neck. Her tight

leather bustier emphasized her prominent, high breasts and tiny waist, plus

her flaring hips and bewitching buns. The studded leather wristbands

suggested more kinky pain. Her slender fingers with the immaculate nails

held a long, leather whip. An evil smile graced the heretofore-angelic

visage of agent 69, Charli Watkins Jr.

"Ah," croaked Marcel. "My sweet angel of mercy."

"Onto the bed, Marcel!" ordered Champagne Charli. "Now!"

Charli expertly snapped the whip, almost biting Marcel in the crotch.

"Sacre bleu!" blurted Marcel, as he leapt backward onto the soft bed.

From inside her high hip-hugging boots, Charli extracted four thin

leather straps. Swiftly, before Dr. Devereau could change his mind, she

tied the arms and legs of submissive, sniveling Marcel to the four brass

bedposts.

"Oh please don't do this my love. I adore you Charli, but please

don't torture me."

"Are you a man or a titmouse?" berated Agent 69.

Next, sweet Charli went over to the dresser, fumbled around for some

nylon stockings, then returned to the bed. She placed her sumptuous female

form on top of Dr. Devereau's struggling body. She could feel his strong

erection through her thong gaff and leather bustier. She probed the depths

of Marcel's mouth with her sensuous tongue. The deep wet kiss seemed to

last for minutes.

Suddenly, there was a crash and thud behind her from the direction of

the closet.

"Max!" Charli screamed.

Maxwell Smart had fallen asleep standing up. He had collapsed through

the loosely latched closet doors.

"What the hell's going on?" screamed a panicky Marcel Devereau.

A dazed, somewhat stunned Smart stumbled to his feet.

After composing himself, he asked, "Would you believe I am Charli's

jealous husband and I just dropped by to check up on her?"

An incredulous Dr. Devereau paused to consider the intruder's

explanation. "No."

"Would you believe I am the hotel detective?" offered Max.

"No."

Approaching Charli and the helpless Marcel lying on the bed, Smart

snatched the nylons from Agent 69's hand, jumped onto the bed, and shoved

the balled-up nylons into Dr. Devereau's mouth.

"There, that should hold him for awhile."

"I won't be able to interrogate him if he's gagged up."

"Well Agent Watkins, I don't think we can very well let him yell and

scream for help, can we?"

"Ah Max, it was just getting interesting," whined Charli. "He had

just fallen into what I like to call Charli's Web . . . I didn't even get a

chance to use my whip on him. He would have told me everything willingly.

He has true submissive sex slave tendencies . . . Are you sure you didn't

interrupt us because you were getting jealous?" asked the sassy, sexy

dominatrix.

Max's response was the expression of wide-mouthed incredulity. "No

99, I mean 69, I was not in the least bit jealous of the mad Dr. Devereau,"

declared Maxwell Smart in his distinctive, high-pitched tone.

"You know, my father told me about your bachelor party many years ago.

He said you really seemed to enjoy the striptease. You kept looking at

Charlie's crotch, wondering if she would take it all off," teased Charli as

she wrapped her legs around Max's legs. "And when you and daddy went

undercover to infiltrate KAOS's Pussycat Club, you couldn't take your eyes

off daddy's cute tail. In fact, my dear daddy feared you were going to ask

him out on a date."

Charli's hands worked at loosening Max's tie, undoing the buttons of

Max's shirt, and pressing her provocative thrusting breasts up against his

chest.

"Charli, you're a very sexy lady and I like you a lot, but my heart

belongs to 99. So, please don't take this any further."

Charli paused, "Are you sure Max? Are you sure you don't want me?"

she purred.

"Yes, I'm sure . . . although Charli, my neck, shoulders and lower

back are really aching from being cooped up in that closet for the last

three hours. Would you mind giving me a deep, sensuous, therapeutic

massage?" Max asked hopefully. Max waited a few seconds. "Ah, not a

chance huh?"

"Not on your life," boomed the deep male voice of Charlie Watkins Jr.,

Special Agent 69. "I don't go for half-measures. You must have me

confused with CIA operative Felicity Shagwell!" In a huff, Charlie Watkins

Jr., with a sensuous wiggle-waggle of her hips and tempting buns, glided

over to the bathroom, slamming the door firmly shut.

Again, Max's expression could be characterized as a look of

incredulous disbelief.

Max was a straight heterosexual. Yet he found Charli to be highly

desirable. The inner struggle was beyond his comprehension. Perhaps

sexual behavior simply wasn't rational he decided. It was instinctive.

The urges were driven by hormones, not logical thought.

A moment later, the Chief and Agent 99 came crashing through the front

door of the hotel suite, with guns drawn.

"Oh Max, thank God you're safe!" screamed an excited 99, as she rushed

up to embrace her husband. Then, she noticed the tied-up Dr. Devereau,

lying vulnerable and exposed on the bed. The leather straps tying his

extremities to the brass bedposts and the balled-up nylons in his mouth

puzzled 99. "And I see you've got Dr. Devereau." Was there some kind of

kinky sex going on?

"99, Chief, am I ever glad to see you. I thought both of you were

either dead or captured. What happened? How did you escape?"

"Max," began the Chief, "At CONTROL headquarters, we believed there

was a traitor in the organization. So we led you to believe that we were

MIA, missing in action, but we were never in actual danger. We thought

that you could flush out the traitor by having him or her attempt to

eliminate you."

"Thanks Chief . . . I think. So it was the old

fake-out-the-traitor-by-lying trick, eh. So, who's the traitor Chief? It

couldn't be the beautiful Charli Watkins, could it?" asked a suddenly

alarmed Maxwell Smart. He hoped he hadn't fallen into lust with a double-

crossing spy!

"It turns out that we could trace the leak to the lady who worked at

the shoe rental counter at the Bowlerama. A notorious double agent named

Nikki Knight. It seems she set up a few of our top agents for liquidation.

But luckily, a freak explosion completely demolished the Bowling Alley,

plugging our leak. In fact, Max, we would have been here a few hours

earlier, but our airline tickets seem to have been destroyed by that same

explosion. It completely wiped out Cunningham Travel, our CONTROL owned

travel agency. By the way Max, you'll be happy to know that agent Larabee

is making a fine recovery. He's been in and out of a coma, but it looks

like he's finally turned the corner."

"Good old Larabee!" said an upbeat Smart. Max was about to open his

mouth to take credit for the termination of Nikki Knight, but thought

better of it. Who needed to fill in more reports? Besides, he didn't want

Larabee to know Maxwell Smart was the one that put Larabee's life at risk.

The bathroom door swung open.

"Hi everyone!" squealed Charli with delight.

"Hello!" chimed 99 and the Chief.

A scantily clad Charli Watkins emerged from la salle de bain, dressed

in a see- through red teddy. All signs of the dominatrix gear had

disappeared. Smart checked over her drop-dead gorgeous figure, the large,

dark nipples on her bountiful bosoms, Charli's tiny 23-inch waist, and the

thick triangular patch of hair between her legs.

"Max, how could you?" screamed an astonished Agent 99, as Smart gave

Charli a look of unadulterated lust. At least, that's what 99 thought it

was.

Charli snuggled up to the bewildered Maxwell Smart.

"Max, who is this? You're not married are you?" asked Charli, as she

gave 99's toned, trim figure an admiring appraisal from the top of her

thick, luxurious brunette mane down to the pink, enameled toe nails poking

out of her sandal style footwear. "Whoever she is, she's one luscious

babe."

99 took some comfort in the compliment, but at the same time felt

threatened by this beauty's obvious affection for Max.

Charli's right hand caressed Max's cheek. Charli's left hand reached

down to the front of Max's pants, unzipping his fly.

"Wait a second 99; this is not at all what it seems. While Charli was

out here seducing Dr. Devereau, I was hiding in the closet. Charli tied up

Dr. Devereau, I came out of the closet, Charli went in, and then you and

the Chief came in and . . . Would you believe Agent 69, Charli Watkins,

isn't really a beautiful girl. I mean Charli is really a drop-dead

gorgeous female impersonator! She, or rather he, is just trying to play an

embarrassing joke on the both of us."

"And loving it," teased the mischievous Charli in her sexy, sultry

vixen voice, as Agent 86 struggled against Charli's attempt to pull down

Max's pants.

THE END