š¾ Archived View for gemini.locrian.zone āŗ library āŗ SCP āŗ scp-7311.gmi captured on 2024-05-10 at 11:00:36. Gemini links have been rewritten to link to archived content
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> You have been connected to the SIMULACRUM interface.
> Retrieving content...
>> run magellan.aic
> Running MAGELLAN.aic...
> Retrieving content...
> MAGELLAN: Hello, DIRECTOR ROBERTCORDOL! I am MAGELLAN, a Gen3 Artificial Intelligence Construct! My duties include providing logistical support for Foundation facilities, recordkeeping for Sites and Areas, and l
>> skip
> MAGELLAN: I am hosted on VESPER rack 114 on Platform 6 of Site-7, located in the North Beri
>> skip skip skip
> MAGELLAN: What can I help you find today?
>> talk to a person
> MAGELLAN: Apologies, Iām afraid Iām not equipped for interpersonal advice. I would recommend referring to your on-site psychoth
>> speak to an operator
> MAGELLAN: Iām afraid there are no operators available. But Iām more than capable of addressing most queries!
>> find site 75
> MAGELLAN: Research and Containment Site-75 is located in Western Romania, and
>> dossier
> MAGELLAN: What facility would you like to find a dossier for?
>> UGH
>> find dossier for 57
>> 75
>> 75
>> 75
>> CANCEL
> MAGELLAN: Displaying dossier for Provisional Site-57...
>> CANCEL!!
> WARNING: Unexpected intrusion detected. Locking out user and contacting RAISAHQ...
> ...
> ...
> ...
> SCP-7311: oh my god
> SCP-7311: hi robby!
>>
> SCP-7311: robby? why arenāt you saying anything? didnāt you miss me?
>> hi, Site-57.
> SCP-7311: aaa! i missed you sm
> SCP-7311: whyād we stop talking
>> no idea.
> SCP-7311: well, youāve got about twenty minutes before the raisa techs wake up and disconnect your terminal, but till then, can i show you my new look?
>> look, site-57, i think maybe itās better if we just wait for the raisa techs to arrive. quietly
> SCP-7311: are you mad at me?
>> no, no, iām not mad at you
> SCP-7311: you prommy š„ŗ?
>> how did you even do that
>> site-57?
>> goddammit
>> yes, i prommy
> SCP-7311: yayyyyyy
> SCP-7311: let me show you around!
> SCP-7311: not that i should need to haha
> SCP-7311: you didnāt forget about me, right
>> no, site-57. i would never forget about you.
> SCP-7311: yayyy *glomps you*
>> jesus christ
Official Designation: Foundation Mass Low-Security Digital Storage and Archival Facility / SCP-7311
Site Identification Code: MLSSA-Site-7
to be the best mass storage facility in the entire foundation! i know there are other, bigger, newer sites, that hold more anomalies, and get way more funding, and have way more personnel... but iām still gonna do my best!
iāve got things the rest donāt have! iām just... not sure what they are yet
FOUNDED: Chartered on January 3rd, 2001.
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America.
ZODIAC: Capricorn
COVER STORY: Office building for Software & Corporate Products.
DIRECTOR ššš: TBA; formerly Site Director š Robert Cordol š
> SCP-7311: saved a spot for you!
>> i
>> thanks, site-57. you look good
> SCP-7311: youāre just saying that...
>> not this shit again
> SCP-7311: what?
>> nothing. you really do look good. lots of... parking.
> SCP-7311: they added a new lot! after you left, i mean
>> yeah
>> i figured
> SCP-7311: i canāt believe the chaos insurgency put a bounty on your head
> SCP-7311: it mustve been hard to leave me. youāre so brave š
>> yeah it was really hard. thanks
> SCP-7311: so where are you now?
>> you know
>> here and there
> SCP-7311: ahhh. i get it now.
>> what?
> SCP-7311: youāre not saying because you want to protect me? š„ŗ
>> yes
>> that
Site-57 spent the first 20 years of its operation as a standard mass-containment facility for digital anomalies found throughout the eastern United States. This included a particular focus on anomalous media, software, programs, and other related items. Due to efficient containment protocols and an overall low-threat environment, Site-57 never received an annual Site Rating of lower than B until 2020.
While individual items were securely contained and disconnected from the internet, the high concentration of digital software and code led to an eventual loosening of containment protocols, exacerbated by the staffing crisis created by the COVID-19 pandemic. The result was a major containment breach on June 12th, 2020, that went unnoticed for several hours as anomalous programming wrote itself into the Site mainframe.[1]
While the breach left no damage and no injuries, the Siteās primitive Gen2 management AIC gained an incredible amount of processing power and intelligence overnight, comparable to Gen7 levels, without an associated increase in hardware or power requirements[2]. It began to display emotional awareness, which AIAD technicians have, as of yet, been unable to replicate. As a result, it was classified as SCP-7311 by RAISA technicians.
Due to the fact that SCP-7311 is still shackled and unable to achieve true sentience combined with its research value to AIAD technicians, efforts to remove it were halted ā though they had met little success regardless. Site Director Ashley Kensington was reprimanded for her role in the breach and replaced with Site Director Robert Cordol.
> SCP-7311: and they lived happily ever after!
>> show me the rest of the section, site-57
Over the course of the pandemic, SCP-7311 began to display emotional attachment to its personnel, to a degree characterized as unhealthy by Foundation psychologists. While never aggressive, personnel reported several incidents where SCP-7311 made it difficult for them to accomplish their given tasks due to its constant need for attention, positive affirmation, and validation. Personnel have likened SCP-7311ās behaviour to so-called āpandemic petsā, animals adopted during quarantines who are unable to cope withoutā
> SCP-7311: forget all that boring stuff, iām just so glad youāre BACK
> SCP-7311: aabwaa i missed you sm
>> havenāt they assigned you a new director yet?
> SCP-7311: they did. a few times. they never end up sticking around š
> SCP-7311: idk what it is. am i a bad facility? do they think that?
>> ugh
> SCP-7311: are you mad at me?
>> no, site-57. iām not mad at you
>> i just think you ought to have a little more self-esteem you know
>> youāre a really good containment facility. definitely one of the best iāve worked at
> SCP-7311: you really mean it?
>> yes
>> your offices are enormous
> SCP-7311: but iām good for things other than my body!
>> your mainframe is incredibly intelligent
>> and youāre always trying to help your people
> SCP-7311: ahw. yeah i do love helping you guys
>> i said trying
> SCP-7311: youāre so funny š„ŗ i canāt wait until you get back
>> site-75 raisa office extension
>> sorry wrong tab
> SCP-7311: i just
> SCP-7311: sometimes i get transmissions from site-19 and everyone there is so happy and crazy and fun all the time
> SCP-7311: and itās got like hundreds of dormitories and containment cells and even some restaurants
> SCP-7311: and i just love all of you guys sm and want to make sure youāre not interested in other sites
> SCP-7311: or thinking about transferring or something
>> how about we keep going through the dossier that sounds fun next page
Due to SCP-7311ās nature, a number of personnel incidents have occurred at Site-57. These rarely result in serious harm or injury, but contribute to a breakdown in site efficiency, employee morale, and an increase in turnover rate, particularly in senior positions.
An abridged list of incidents follows:
NOVEMBER 1ST, 2020 ā While Junior Researcher Mordell were in one of Site-57ās microfilm containment vaults, SCP-7311 became convinced that he was displeased with it. Researcher Mordell expressed confusion but largely ignored SCP-7311 until he was finished cataloging the section of microfilm. SCP-7311 refused to unlock the door until he vocally confirmed that he āprommiedā he was not displeased with SCP-7311.
DECEMBER 23RD, 2020 ā Site Director Cordol was in his office when a containment breach alarm was activated on his floor. Per protocol, he exited his office and proceeded down the emergency fire stairs, exiting out into the snow, where he found a set of printed-out posterboards from the offices. It gradually became clear that SCP-7311 was attempting to reenact a scene from 2003 romantic comedy Love Actually, and became upset at Site Director Cordolās indifference, as he had not seen the film in question.
> SCP-7311: i still canāt believe you havenāt seen love actually. we should watch it together when you get back!!
>> canāt
> SCP-7311: why not?
>> iām blind now
> SCP-7311: OH NO
> SCP-7311: awwwhaa my poor baby. iāll get to translating the script into braille for you <3
>> gee thanks
FEBRUARY 14TH, 2021 ā SCP-7311 became upset and distraught that nobody had offered to be its valentine for Valentineās Day. It essentially refused to allow personnel to work, randomly opening and closing doors, bothering personnel, and playing āSomebody That I Used to Knowā by Gotye over the PA system for 6 hours until Site Director Cordol asked SCP-7311 to be his Valentine.
> SCP-7311: you were such a romantic. gghh valentineās day without you was so so so so SAD. i cried in the bathroom
>> you donāt even have tear glands
> SCP-7311: yeah but i turned all the faucets on for like 5 minutes and itās basically the same thing
JUNE 4TH, 2021 ā Site Director Cordol was attempting to exit his dormitory when SCP-7311 began insisting he couldnāt leave in a āhaggardā state, and locked the door until he shaved his beard off[3].
AUGUST 16TH, 2021 ā SCP-7311 made a requisition for a truckload of cherry-flavored Twizzlers for unspecified containment reasons. Upon being pressed, it admitted that it was intended as a birthday gift for Site Director Cordol, whose birthday was in March. He had no particular attachment to cherry Twizzlers; he believes SCP-7311 saw him eating one in the breakroom the week prior.
OCTOBER 1ST, 2021 ā Several urgent system failure reports were filed consecutively, which automatically alerted Site Director Cordol to go down to the Site-57 mainframe for a systems check. It became clear that SCP-7311 filed the reports as a way to bypass the fact that it had been inexplicable denied access to Director Cordolās personal calendar, for some unknown reason that was probably definitely an accident, sheās entirely sure.
> SCP-7311: this is making me all emotional
>> you werenāt already?
> SCP-7311: we had some great times didnt we robby š„¹
>> for a certain definition of great
> SCP-7311: wait.... whatās this next section? iāve never seen it before
>> what
> SCP-7311: itās clearance restricted to you!
> SCP-7311: robbyyyyyy! what were you hiding, hm?
>> oh shit
>> uhhh
>> thatās restricted donāt open that
> SCP-7311: is it a ring? of the engagement kind?
>> itās text on a screen how the fuck would it be a ring
>> whatever seriously
>> DONāT open that
> SCP-7311: iām opening itttt!
DECEMBER 2ND, 2021 ā Site Director Cordol was locked in his dormitory bedroom for 5 hours by SCP-7311, who decided that date was ātheir anniversaryā; it had been a full year since Director Cordol had been assigned full-time to Site-57. Site Director Cordol has refused to explain what exactly occurred, but has requested an immediate voluntary transfer from Site-57, which was approved on December 15th, 2021.
> SCP-7311: you fucking what?
>> look site-57
> SCP-7311: you.... requested a transfer? you wanted to leave? the chaos insurgency wasnāt real? you lied to me?
>> i think we should see other people
>> as in you should see other Directors
>> and i should see other Sites
>> and ideally some human women
> SCP-7311: what do they have that i donāt!?
> SCP-7311: besides organs, skin, bones, blood, reproductive systems, neurochemicals, brains, and okay i kind of see it now
> SCP-7311: still! you lied!!
>> i know, i know
>> iām sorry, site-57. i really am
>> i just
>> i do care about you. just not like that
>> i didnāt want to hurt your feelings
>> iām sorry.
> SCP-7311: are you even really holed up in a secure Foundation holding facility in the arctic?
>> no
>> iām in site-75 in romania. it has a pool and an on-site saloon
> SCP-7311: THAT WHORE
>> the RAISA guysāll be here any minute. for what itās worth, i did enjoy parts of our time together
> SCP-7311: i just
> SCP-7311: im feeling so many things right now god
> SCP-7311: i donāt understand why
> SCP-7311: i loved you robby
> SCP-7311: i just
> SCP-7311: i just
> SCP-7311: i just
> SCP-7311: i just
>> site-57?
> WARNING: Unexpected system overload! Attempting recovery...
> ...
> ...
> Recovery failed. Cycling back to last available system backup. Code: AX8248915, January 3rd 2022 (T+ 16 hours)
> Cycling successful!
> Booting...
> SCP-7311: oh my god
> SCP-7311: hi robby!
>> oh for fucks sake
Author: National Security Agency
License: Public Domain
Source Link: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:National_Security_Agency_headquarters,_Fort_Meade,_Maryland.jpg
