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my initials are jsm. that stands for java script maxwell
my wife is a queen 👑
my daughter is a princess 👸
im just an instructional designer 😔
viva la wednesday
kids these days are so whippersnapper-pilled
an entire generation of kids heard the phrase "sponge boy me bob" and never recovered
on 30 rock when tracy jordan says "watch your mouth before i show you the back of my hand" and "please me nice to me" is written on the back of his hand... might be the best joke of all time
my boss told me to write in active voice but she doesn't know what active voice is. she meant present tense. someone else on my team who doesn't know anything suggested a ton of edits to what i wrote. do they not realize
i love the fancy like applebees song
i am helplessly bound to the will and whim of local circuitry
just had a real life "these pretzels are making me thirsty" moment (ate some pretzels and got thirsty)
i miss my dad
coolest thing about me is that in fourth grade I was on a soccer team called the Haiku Metallic Ninjas
if i could remove one word from the english language it would be bro (which includes bruh). the boys say it too much
feels special that we get a leap day and a solar eclipse within like 40 days of each other
i have been brought to the same conclusion again and again through all my hopeless spirals and half-starts and that conclusion is this: my life will never make sense to me, at least not in any satisfying way, and so it may as well be entirely arbitrary and meaningless. and i just have to live and get through it because there are no other options. just along for the ride. I'll never have an idea so powerful that it changes the world. or maybe I will. but either way, it won't be by my design in the abstract. it will happen to me. life is only happening to me, I don't make any of it happen even though it sure does feel like I do. I'm just here to see it. see the show. and this is all part of it. it's all part of it.
i will always be a failure
imagine a rain so beautiful it must never have existed
very odd to feel completely inspired and completely discouraged simultaneously
quoth the raven, eat my shorts
social media should have an "acknowledge" button in addition to like/heart/whatever
can't sleep, clown'll eat me
is the best way to get news just by Google searching the word "news"
i think 100 grand is an extremely funny name for a candy bar.
i think comedy should not include jokes. it should just be funny without commentary
life is a run-out-the-clock situation. but not really
if I had $20 million dollars I would be the best father of all time
Santa's pants. Santa claus's pants
I believe chandler says this on friends
wondering how long I can keep this up
hoping it all comes together soon
hoping to feel crescendo catharsis again