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Outbound Probe — A Capella Science

Based on “Uptown Funk” by Bruno Mars

Next stop

That ice cold

No cell of life on that light globe

This one’s for them dark worlds

Them dwarf worlds

Low mass-ter pieces

Chillin’

Millin’

’Round in Kuiper Belt city

Some folks swoon for Sailor Moon

But Pluto, mm, so pretty

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

Got pole ice atop Charon and

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

If this ain’t a brand New Horizon, man

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

Say my name, I’m a Pluto fan

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

Not a bad use of grant money

Break it down

Nix drifting into view, yo

Hydra say benvenuto

Well so long Mars, and later Bruno

This outbound probe gonna visit Pluto

There’s a planet inside of that little spot

Don’t believe me just watch

Come on!

Don’t believe me just watch

SWAP

Pretty innit

Looking at gas as solar winds hit it

Alice sees ultraviolet

For radio we got REX

Then there’s

PEPSSI

LORRI

Ralph, Venitia all ready

Got thrust streams of hydrazine

Locking in the whole thing steady

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

Got dust collector and thermal scan

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

Got her own plutonium power plant

She ain’t hot

But hot damn

We finally get to see Pluto, planet or not

Hot damn

Got cameras up and running

Break it down

Styx, we sail away to you, yo

Kerberos, that ain’t no poodle

We’re almost there, break out the brew yo

This outbound probe gonna visit Pluto

Every night we get clearer shots

Don’t believe me just watch

Come on

Don’t believe me just watch

Outbound probe it up