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We are happier when we do things for our own approval.
It is unfortunate that we'd rather hurt some than inconvenience others.
Anger can be leveraged when it is channeled into some constructive endeavour.
(other than this one)
Is your front door locked properly?
We forget things when we are in a hurry — especially our manners.
Those that do not effectively tackle violent stupidity cannot hope to be unaffected by it.
Violence is the coercive exertion of one's will.
1. Ask someone if they believe in fairies.
2. Call them a murderer if they say "No."
3. Keep a count of how many they've killed.
We attain happiness when our needs are fulfilled and we are emptied of our wants.
Are they just pretending to tolerate you?
We laugh because of the things we understand, and sometimes at the things we don't.
Could that be the sound of danger?
Have fun impulsively.
I recently had the opportunity to make a morbid joke, but I decided to asphyxiate it instead.
The saturation of outrage and despair in our collective minds could be fought with love, hopes, dreams and laughter.
Do what you believe in.
Enjoy the company of your loved ones.
Have fun.
That's about it, really.
Flattery is best when it is smooth and spreadable.
I frequently get the opportunity to make [<REPRESSED>] jokes, but [<REDACTED>].
We speak in metaphors because we are tricksy little hobbitses.
Every sunset is also a sunrise.
Justice is bittersweet, judgement is just bitter.
What is your favourite animal?
We are remembered for the things we create, and the things we destroy.
Carefully handle the prickly with soft padding to avoid getting hurt.
Parents hope that children will have all their features and regressions, but none of the bugs.
If sport is war, then we have just been ungrateful to our finest soldiers.
It's harder to make someone smile than it is to make them laugh.
Assists are more satisfying than goals.
Death is certain, possessing a life is optional.
A surfeit of sigils makes a tweet painful to read.
Motorcycles are fun because of the rushing wind in your hair, and the pounding heart in your mouth.
The synergy of a team playing according to a plan is what enables consistently good performance, and makes winning possible.
I just got an idea for a joke about hair, but then I decided to mute it instead.