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By accepting your promotion to a position with Level 4 clearance, you are acknowledging that you have read and are aware of the following information in its entirety and the responsibilities they entail.
Item #: SCP-6987
Containment Class: Euclid
Secondary Class: Radix
Disruption Class: Dark
Risk Class: Notice
You are entirely responsible for ensuring your subordinates are covered by insurance policies they do not have the clearance to know about, on top of their physical safety.
If you *anticipate* that you *or your subordinates* will pursue avenues of research likely to create risks not covered by SCP-6987, contact the Legal Department to arrange for expanded coverage.
Report any unsolicited communications purporting to be from Goldbaker-Reinz to the Legal Department.
Congratulations on your promotion to Level 4.
You understand what Securing, Containing, and Protecting truly entails. Sometimes, for the greater good, we commit a lesser evil. Goldbaker-Reinz helps us out when that evil doesn’t pay off.
Good luck. We understand how hard this can be.
Ezekiel Yang, PhD
Department of Financial Esoterica
Sheldon Katz, Esq.
Legal Department
Secure. Contain. Protect.
INTERNAL NOTICE: DO NOT DISSEMINATE
Both parties are currently believed to be in violation of Clause 3.
It is believed that Goldbaker-Reinz has knowledge of SCP-2000 due to its insistence upon the inclusion of Clause 109.12, “Renegotiation After Reconstruction of History”.
The Foundation, similarly, is aware of [DATA EXPUNGED TO AVOID LIABILITY IN CASE OF DATA LEAK].
Examples of such individuals are Site Directors or members of Overwatch Council. Goldbaker-Reinz is to be allowed limited information on these individuals on the express condition that such information is used solely to provide services for the covered persons.
A violation of Clause 5 *explicitly grants the Foundation carte blanche to perform outlined retaliatory actions in Clause 617* (in such a case, most likely formal containment of Goldbaker-Reinz as an SCP item and the covert economic warfare necessary to do so.)
Should the Foundation’s operations be made public in such a manner that the Foundation’s ability to preserve human life is put at risk;
Goldbaker-Reinz will provide the Foundation with monthly payments adequate to purchase dominant advertisements on channels defined in clause SCP-6987-B321.1, including but not exclusive to:
In the event that a puppet state established by the Foundation is overthrown, AND the resulting regime either
Goldbaker-Reinz will compensate the Foundation with 5 years’ pre-revolution expected GDP for the state in question.
[formerly: Available to all Foundation Personnel working with religious anomalies] Available to all Foundation Personnel.
Payment terms: 1 minor religious (Akiva-emitting) artifact per 5,000 personnel enrolled, yearly.
Should an employee of the Foundation be killed by a deific or Tartarean entity (defined as Akiva-emitting or Tartarean-Emitting);
and said being uses its abilities to consign your:
To a specific Tartarean punishment such as:
Goldbaker-Reinz will intervene such that your eternal soul will proceed to the afterlife on natural terms without interference.