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Keeping tabs on my coworker Steve

Who i hate.

Times to date he has unprompted brought up hooters: 16

He just several things about “Latinos” that i don’t feel comfortable repeating. In reference to one of our coworkers.

He asked the only woman in the office if she would help him convince her boss to let them go to hooters for lunch.

He gave himself his own nickname. Fair since there’s multiple Steves. But I’m not gonna call him Gilly.

Nick said he gets the sausage egg and cheese bagel from McDonald’s. Steve says “that’s the Jewish order” wtf man

Steve can’t remember what year he got married. He’s trying to figure it out based on when the bears won the Super Bowl.

He said some crazy stuff today. Told us about how he went to the Queen concert with his wife. And he only enjoyed it because he got to watch the old women shake their butts like they were sock-hopping (nobody knows what this is). Everyone just widened their eyes and looked around. He is so strange.

he keeps saying ‘female’ when he’s taking about women. Somethings not right there. Idk.

“Females eat different kinds of food. I don’t know. Like vegetables and fruits. And creamy yogurt.”

“Yeah she was on tv. She was like a pinup girl. Blond bombshell. Honestly she was stacked. Let me pull up a picture”

“So are we going to tell your wife that there’s a female working in the office, or should we keep it quiet?”

“This cheesecake would be better if we had some beers. We should be drinking beers”

(He was right about this one)

Great news! Steve has a dead tooth. He sat down next to me at lunch and his breath smells of rot! He suggested to my friend visiting the Chicago office (girl) that we go to hooters. Then he said it again.

Showed us some pictures from his trip to Vegas. One of these pictures was of women in swimsuits that he saw.

“Gotta think of something good to do, like wear a horror mask or a joker mask and come in”

Steve if you ever test me I’m telling on you to HR