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2023-12-01T11:30:00-05:00	yeah, but have you considered the "doo doo factor"?
2023-11-30T14:04:00-05:00	stack overflow's best answer: https://stackoverflow.com/a/68584653
2023-11-24T13:01:00-05:00	microdosing tums on thanksgiving
2023-10-27T10:54:00-05:00	sometimes I get the feeling banks are just in it for the money
2023-10-14T15:57:00-05:00	season 4 of Everybody Loves Raymond is one of the best seasons of television
2023-10-08T16:17:00-05:00	3 stages of dog companionship: 1) Try to clean the hair before it gets in your food. 2) Accept that the hair gets in the food and that you need to pull it out. 3) Just eat the hair.
2023-10-08T12:23:00-05:00	embrace the masculine urge to dig a really big hole
2023-09-08T18:21:00-05:00	"Guys I'm gonna do it. Today is the day. I'm gonna try to break the sound barrier on this residential street in my 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo SS (Supercharged)." -fuckers in my neighborhood
2023-09-08T18:20:00-05:00	the Social Security Administration is asking me to "Like them on Facebook"
2023-08-20T09:17:00-05:00	watching a movie that has an unexpected sex scene with your parents is equally uncomfortable at 30 as it is at 15.
2023-07-20T15:54:20-05:00	sardines and saltines
2023-06-30T14:16:24-05:00	[drinks water] Ah! The piss precursor!
2023-06-30T14:02:09-05:00	White grape juice: goes in looking like piss, comes out looking like piss.
2023-06-30T14:00:01-05:00	Gotta put my shitposts somewhere. May as well be this file.