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dsfadsfgafgf - God n' SOle II - Sun Mar 07

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LAST BEST HOPE!

Gabriel: "God.. GOD!"

God: "What is it?"

Gabriel: "We have an emergency returnee"

God: "A what?"

Gabriel: "A none pre-arranged re-visitation"

God: "Could I just get five minuets piece or what? Can't you deal with it?"

Gabriel: "It's a bit tricky"

God: "Aright, alright! I'll be there..."

God : "Right. What do you have here?.."

SOle: "It's me again"

God: "What in the name of all that's sane and Holy are you

doing back?"

Gabriel "He's just killed Humanity's last best hope"

God: "What like that guy in the Terminator Films?"

Gabriel: "Or Jesus? But Yep, like that guy"

SOle: "It wasn't my fault. It was you that sent me back as a Slug."

God: "Go on. This better be good."

SOle: "Well given the choice between life in the fast lane and life in the

slow lane I chose life in the slow lane and that's why he's now dead"

God: "WHAT A FEEBLE LINGUIST ASSUMPTION."

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SOle: "WAIT, WAIT! I can explain, it wasn't my fault..

He slipped on me & cracked his head open on some Slabs in a side alley.

When the news papers reported

HUMANITY'S LAST BEST HOPE SLIPS ON SLUG IN SIDE STREET SPLITTING SKULL ON SLABS

it was only a matter of time before the future got wind of a headline that

catchy and sent a deadly Robot Doctor back to blow up the hospital he was

in to finish the job once & for all."

God: "I'm going back to bed."