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+====================================+ | Night to Remember by Hakka (story) | +====================================+ Last night (Easter Saturday) Me, Sam, Toyne, Sutton and Luke where bored as fuck so we nagged Sam to bringing out his Dads Camcorder and some Eggs, so he managed to bring out 3. Then the idea came to us that we should film each other Causing Mischief with Toyne holding the Camcorder, so just incase the tape went into the wrong hands we assinged each other nick names. I was "Mr Mischief", Sam was "Lugs" (Because of his ears), Toyne was "Sniper X", Sutton was "Moon" (Because he likes to moon, people) and Luke was "Unknown". We came to this house that had the upstairs window was facing a dark alley. This was a Good place to Egg, Toyne focused the Camcorder at the window, Sam Threw the Egg..............BANG/SPLAT......... we ran behind this tree but nobody came out :-( . We came to this mansion and decided to use our 2nd egg here. Toyne pointed the camera at the house, but he saw somebody. "Guys, i think somebody is there", "fuck it " said Sam and he threw the egg............It missed the window and hit the wall. Then Sutton stood in some dog shit. We went and sat down at the park thinking of the next thing we could do, I sparked up my last Cigarret and saved Toyne two's. He always wanted to Be an MTV Jackass Wannabe, so decided to put a lit Cig in his mouth, he did it but then spit it out because it burnt his tounge, Sam called him an Asshole ( In which he was). We went to the cannal part of the village and wonders what to do with this last Egg. They all decided i should Egg the Sea Cadets HQ, i was most delighted, the others went and hided and peer'd from the wall with Toyne recording, i walked up quietly, took a few steps, ran then THROW..................BANG!!!!!!, the bang was very loud you could hear it from a distance, i ran with the others and caught up to them, then this big fat bastard came running after us, we need not worry because he ran out of breath. After that we chilled at the park. When every body went in Me and Sam watched it, i could not stop laughing. I would put it up on the net but i have not got the correct hardware :(. -Hakka- >From the mischiefers Bible crew