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Embarass and Have fun WITH Your Friendz
Created by: Alfismo
Friday, November 3rd,2000

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`This is a first Text File from me, expect a lot more
in the future'


Disclaimer: there is none, cept don't blame me if your
friends all of the sudden think you are an ass-hole.



	There are many ways to emberass your friends
in public places, there are many things that are cruel
to do to your friends also. In this text I will explain
some of the techniques that will for sure make your
friends hate you. 


1. Act as if you were retarded. Yelling loud clapping
your hands against your ears, the more friends the better
and the more people around you the better. Best place
to do this is at your friendly Wal-Mart.

2. Ask total strangers (find them in Wal-Mart) to have
sex with your friend. Make sure your friend is about
10 meters away. Just point them out to the stranger.

3. Lie to everyone, it's a lot more funny than you think.

4. In Wal-Mart of course, steal stuff but blame your
friends for it. Very embrassing for them!

5. Try to always wear the same clothes as them, it's
embarassing for the other person.

6. Go out and buy the exact same clothes as your friend.

7. Don't waste your money, steal the clothes that your
friends have.

8. Go up to one of the many stupid workers at Wal-Mart
and make up stories, they don't have to be related
to wal-mart, just tell them embarassing stories of
your friend and make sure your friend can't hear yet
is close enuff for you to point out.

9. Yell out "fuck" as loud as you can when ur next to
your friend then get your ass as far away from them as
you can. 

10. When behind someone walk on their ankles or punch
them and run. Make sure you have a friend that has
no idea what's going on and leave them there to get
blamed.

11. This I must say is the fuckin funniest thing to do.
Send one of your friends some e-mail. Make sure you have
a new address, hotmail is the best to sign up for one at.
Get ur new address, sign in and shit then send ur friend
an e-mail about how they can see free nude celebrities.
But here is the catch...you are not going to give them a
link to the free celebs you are going to give them a link
to some sick shit! 2 good links are http://www.biganal.com
and http://www.goatse.cx those are sure to get them scared.
At the end of your e-mail make sure to ask them to send you
an e-mail back telling you how much they liked your site.
Also make it seem like it's a limited time offer so they'll 
visit quickly. Then for best results while ur around tons
of friends bring the topic up with them.

12. If you have a website and are semi-compitent at doing
shit. Have a place on the site where people "can see ur
nude pics" and have them enter their e-mail address and name
some other stupid info if you like, get it sent to your
e-mail address (if you don't know how to do it, learn
it at like http://www.webmonkey.com or something)
then post all the names on your site, and laugh at them.
Also don't have ur nude pics up on there! that's not the
point! 

13. go to every site and subscribe to porn mail shit.
It's funny as hell for some reason. For more fun
subscribe them to the same sex.

14. Send your friends an anonymous love letter.
through e-mail is the best from ur made up hotmail
account. They'll never find out who it is. They'll
wonder who the hell loves them and shit, funny as hell.

and finally

15. Steal your friend's stuff while they are not looking!





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