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The Rocky Horror Picture Show lyrics
Typed by Bloodguard Brin
(With special lyrics from "Super heroes"
and "Science Fiction/Double Feature Reprise)
Lifted from Proton 415-831-3410
Lifted and Edited by Bill Pollock a.k.a. Voodoo Chicken
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE
LIPS: Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was the invisible man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:
CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature
Picture show
LIPS: I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing the news lots of skills
But when worlds colide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm going to give you some terrible thrills
Like a-
CHORUS: Science fiction-double feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Ah ha ha ho-at the late-night, double-feature
Picture show
I want to go...oh ho ho
To the late-night, double-feature
Picture show
By RKO...oh ho ho
To the late-night, double-feature
Picture show
In the back row
Oh ho ho
To the late-night, double-feature
Picture show
DAMMIT, JANET
BRAD: Hey, Janet
JANET: Yes, Brad
BRAD: I've got something to say
JANET: Uh huh
BRAD: I really loved the-skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet
JANET: Oh...oh Brad
BRAD: The river was deep but I swam it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: The future is ours so let's plan it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: So please don't tell me to can it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you
BRAD: The road was long, but I ran it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: If there's one fool for you than I am it
RIFF and MAGENTA: Janet
BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's damit, Janet, I love you
JANET: Ooh
BRAD: Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
JANET: Ohh
BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow
That's good...
JANET: Oh..oh...oh
BRAD: bad or...
JANET: Oh
BRAD: ...mediocre
Oh-Janet, I love you so
JANET: Oh. Oh! It's nicer than Betty Munroe had.
MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad
JANET: Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Oh Brad
JANET: That you've met Mom and you know Dad
WHOLE FAMILY: Oh Brad
JANET: I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad-for you too
Oh Brad
BRAD: Oh Dammit
JANET: I'm mad...
BRAD: Oh, Janet
JANET: For you
BRAD: I love you too-oo-oo
BRAD and JANET: There's one thing left to do-ah-ohh
BRAD: And that's go see the man who began it
FAMILY: Janet
BRAD: When we met in his science exam-it
FAMILY: Janet
BRAD: Made me give you the eye and then panic
FAMILY: Janet
BRAD: I've got one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
JANET: Oh Brad, I'm mad
BRAD: Dammit, Janet
BOTH: I love you
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
JANET: In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright-there's a guiding star
No matter what or who you are
BRAD and JANET: There's a light
PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein Place
BRAD and JANET: There's a light
PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace
BRAD and JANET: There's a light...a light in the darkness
Of everybody's life
RIFF: The darkness must go
Down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow let the sun and light
Come streaming into my life
Into my life
BRAD and JANET: There's a light
PHANTOM VOICES: Over at the Frankenstein place
BRAD and JANET: There's a light
PHANTOM VOICES: Burning in the fireplace
There's a light...a light
BRAD and JANET: In the darkness of everybody's life
TIME WARP
RIFF: It's astounding. Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
MAGENTA: Ahh
RIFF: But listen closely
MAGENTA: Not for very much longer
RIFF: I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
RIFF and MAGENTA: And the void would be calling
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left
GUESTS: And then a step to the right
NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips
GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
MAGENTA: It's so dreamy-Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me-no, not at all
In another dimension-with voyeuristic intention
Well secluded I see all
RIFF: With a bit of a mind flip
MAGENTA: You're in to the time slip
RIFF: And nothing can ever be the same
MAGENTA: You're spaced out on sensation
RIFF: Like you're under sedation
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
COLUMBIA: Well I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, it took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing-never would again
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left
GUESTS: And then a step to the right
NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips
GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
It'll really drive you insane
NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
COLUMBIA (dancing): Ah!
Oh Oh!
Ahhh!
GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
NARRATOR: It's just a jump to the left
GUESTS: And then a step to the right
NARRATOR: With your hands on your hips
GUESTS: You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane
NARRATOR and GUESTS: Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
FRANK: How d' you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual
Trasylvania
Ah, ha
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home.
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
JANET: Right
BRAD: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania
Ha ha.
Why don'tcha stay for the night?
RIFF: Night
FRANK: Or maybe a bite
COLUMBIA: Bite
FRANK: I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite- hip hip
GUESTS: Sweet transvestite
FRANK: From Transexual
ALL: Transylvania...Ha ha
FRANK: So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici....pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause-
But not the symptom
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's
Going to be cutting the thread
RIFF: Oh!
ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a misery
Oh can't you see that I'm at the start
Of a pretty big downer
I woke up this morning with a start when
I fell out of bed
GUESTS: That ain't no crime
ROCKY: And left from my dreaming was a feeling
Of unnamable dread
GUESTS: That ain't no crime
ROCKY: My high is low-I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: Oh no no no
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No no no no
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
GUESTS: That ain't no crime
ROCKY: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread
GUESTS: That ain't no crime
ROCKY: Oh woe is me-my life is a mystery
And can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer
FRANK: Oh...oh...oh
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ALL: Sha la la la
GUESTS: That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No no no no
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No no no no
GUESTS: Sha la la la
That ain't no crime
ROCKY: No. No
CHARLES ATLAS SONG
FRANK: A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground
And soon in the gym
With a determined chin
The sweat from his pores
As he works for his cause
Will make him glisten and gleam
And with massage and just a little bit of steam
He'll be pink and quite clean
He'll be a strong man
Oh, honey-
GUESTS: But the wrong man
FRANK: He'll eat nutritous high protein
And swallow raw eggs
Try to build up his shoulders
His chest, arms and legs
Such an effort
If he only knew of my plan
In just seven days
ALL: I can make you a man
FRANK: He'll do press-ups and chin-ups
Do the snatch, clean and jerk
He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work
Such strenuous living I just don't understand
When in just seven days-oh baby
I can make you a man
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SATURDAY NIGHT
EDDIE: Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and
You felt all right
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life and I thought
I was divine
I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowing on a
Rock and roll show
And we climbed in the back seat
And we really had a good time
ALL: Hot Patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
EDDIE and GUESTS: Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
(Repeat three times.)
EDDIE: My head used to swim
From the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with
Her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and
That's when I'd melt
And she whispered in my ear
Tonight she really was mine
Get back in front and put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his
Very last song
With your arm around your girl
You tried to sing along
It felt pretty good, whooo-really had
A good time
ALL: Hot patootie bless my soul
I really love that rock and roll
(Repeat.)
CHARLES ATLAS SONG REPRISE
FRANK: But a deltoid and a bicep
A hot groin and a tricep
Makes me-ooooh-shake
Makes me want to take
Charles Atlas by the hand
FRANK and ALL: In just seven days-oh baby
I can make you a man
FRANK: I don't want no dissension
Just dynamic tension
JANET: I'm a muscle fan
FRANK and GUESTS: In just seven days
I can make you a man
FRANK: Dig it if you can
GUESTS: In just seven days
I can make you a man
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
JANET: I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before
COLUMBIA: You mean she's a-
MAGENTA: Uh huh
JANET: I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And seat wetting
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
COLUMBIA and MAGENTA: More, more, more!
JANET: I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
Then if anything grows
While you pose
I'll oil you up and drop you down
MAGENTA and COLUMBIA: Down down down
JANET: And that's just one small fraction
Of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
Oh, I need action
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
COLUMBIA: Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
MAGENTA: I want to be dirty
COLUMBIA: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
MAGENTA: Creature of the night
JANET: Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night
RIFF: Creature of the night
BRAD: Creature of the night
FRANK: Creature of the night
MAGENTA: Creature of the night
RIFF: Creature of the night
COLUMBIA: Creature of the night
ROCKY: Creature of the night
JANET: Creature of the night...oh...
EDDIE'S TEDDY
SCOTT: From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was the thorn in his mutter's side
She tried in vain
NARRATOR: But he never caused her nothing but shame
SCOTT: He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was rock and roll porn und a motor bike
Shooting up junk
NARRATOR: He was a low-down cheap little punk
SCOTT: Taking everyone for a ride
DR. SCOTT and ALL: When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
FRANK: What a guy
JANET: Makes you cry
SCOTT: Und I did
COLUMBIA: Everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said, 'Hey, listen to me
Stay sane inside insanity'
But he locked the door and threw away they key
SCOTT: But he must have been drawn
In to something
Making him warn me in a note which reads
ALL: What's it say? What's it say?
EDDIE'S VOICE: I'm out of my head
Oh, hurry or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Yaaaow
ALL: (Repeat chorus)
FRANK: What a guy.
JANET: Makes you cry
SCOTT: Und I did
ALL: (Repeat chorus)
FRANK: What...a guy
ALL: Woe woe woe
JANET: Makes you cry
ALL: Hey hey hey
SCOTT: Und I did
ALL: Eddie!
PLANET SHMANET JANET
FRANK: I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie
Don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
I've laid the seed
It should be all you need
You're as sensual
As a pencil
Wound up like an 'E' or first string
When we make it
Did ya hear a bell ring?
Y' got a block
Take my advice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer
Will seduce yah
FRANK: Planet, shmanet, Janet!
You'd better wise up-Janet Weiss
You'd better wise up
Build your thighs up
You better wise up.
FRANK: Don't get hot and flustered
Use a bit of mustard
BRAD: You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter
SCOTT: You're a hot dog
But you'd better not try to hurt her
Frank Furter
JANET: You're a hot dog....
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
COLUMBIA: It was great
When it all began
I was a regular Frankie fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To start working on a muscle-man
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my love of a certain dope
Rose tints my world keeps me
Safe from my trouble and pain
ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
I wish sombody should be told
My libido hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is an orgasmic rush of lust
Rose tints my world keeps me
Safe from my trouble and pain
BRAD: It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
I'll be good you'll see
Take this dream away
What's this, let's see
I feel sexy
What's come over me. Whoa-
Here it comes again
JANET: Oh I-I feel released
Bad times deceased
My confidence has increased
Reality is here
The game has been disbanded
My mind has been expanded
It's a gas that Frankie's landed
His lust is so sincere
FRANK: What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin-draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever-
Can't you just see it. Oh, oh, hooo. Oh
Don't dream it. Be it
Don't dream it. Be it
Don't dream it. Be it
Don't dream it. Be it
ALL: Don't dream it. be it
(Repeat four times.)
SCOTT: Ach, we've got to get out of this trap
Before this decadence saps our wills
I've got to be strong and try to hang on
Or else my mind may well snap
Und my life will be lived for the thrill
BRAD: It's beyond me
Help me, Mommy
JANET: God bless Lili St. Cyr.
FRANK: My my my my my my my my...
I'm a wild and an untamed thing
I'm a bee with a deadly sting
You gotta hit, and your mind goes ping
You're heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and sounds rock on
We're gonna shake it 'til the life has gone
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain
ALL: We're wild and untamed things
We're bees with a deadly sting
You gotta hit and your mind goes ping
Your heart'll thump and your blood will sing
So let the party and sounds rock on
We're gonna shake you 'til the life has gone...
Rose tint my world
Keep me safe from my trouble and pain.
(Repeat)
I'M GOING HOME
RIFF: Frank-N-Furter
It's all over
Your mission is a failure
Your life style's too extreme
I'm your new commander
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transit beam
FRANK: Wait. I can explain-
On the day I went away
GUESTS: Good-bye
FRANK: Was all I had to say
COLUMBIA and GUESTS: Now I...I
FRANK: I want to come again and stay
GUESTS: Oh my, my
FRANK: Smile and that will mean I may
'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home
GUESTS: I'm going home
FRANK: Everywhere it's been the same
GUESTS: Feeling
FRANK: Like I'm outside in the rain
GUESTS: Wheeling
FRANK: Free to try and find a game
GUESTS: Dealing
FRANK: Cards for sorrow, cards for pain
'Cause I've seen-oh-blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize-I'm going home
FRANK and GUESTS: I'm going home
I'm going home
SUPER HEROES
BRAD: I've done a lot
God knows I've tried
To find the truth
I've even lied
But all I know
Is down inside
ALL: I'm bleeding
JANET: And super heroes
Come to feast
To taste the flesh
Not yet deceased
And all I know
Is still the beast
ALL: Is feeding
NARRATOR: And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
ALL: And meaning
SCIENCE FICTION (REPRISE)
Science fiction-double feature
Frank has built and lost his creature
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
The servants gone to a distant planet
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
At the late night double-feature, picture show
I want to go- oh oh
To the late night double-feature picture show
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