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from a letter uploaded from a "friend"
TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY
6969 SLIPPERY ROOT DR.
DROPTROUSER, NC 22269
Dear Jerry,
We regret to inform you that we have rejected your recent
application to model and represent our product, Trojan Condoms.
Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our
Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product does not
portray a positive, romantic image for our product.
A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is NOT considered
romantic. We did admire your efforts to firm it up by using Poly-
Grip, but even then it slipped off before we could get the
photographs taken.
We would like to note however, that we have never seen a
penis that looked like a bicycle grip until now.
We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time. We
will retain your application for future consideration, if by
chance we decide that there is a market for Micro-Mini Condoms.
We send greetings and our deepest sympathy to your wife
and/or girlfriend.
Yours very truly,
Burly Dick,
President Trojan
Condom CompanyBD/peeP.S.
Remember our slogan: Cover your stump before your hump-
Don't be silly protect your willy-
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker-
If you're not going to sack it, go home and
whack it!!!