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                         THE COMPLETE FRANK ZAPPA
                           AUDIO-VISUAL CATALOG
                               October 1993
                                 Version 2
                            by Dennis Kiracofe


     Frank Zappa is arguably the most brilliant and avant-garde
musician/composer/sociologist/humorist working today. But because his music
receives little if any radio air-play, most mainstream record stores won't
carry his albums.
     I have compiled this list out of the sheer frustration of trying to
collect all of Frank Zappa's recordings and not knowing just exactly what is
available.
     What follows is the most complete and up-to-date listing that I know of. 
Where available, I have also included the song list of the recording.
     Most or all of these recordings can be obtained directly from Frank
Zappa's mail order company.  Write to:

               BARFKO-SWILL
               P.O. Box 5418
               North Hollywood, CA  91616

or call the Zappa Hotline:

               1-818-PUM-PKIN
               1-818-786-7546

     Also, there is a top-notch "fanzine" being published by the
International Frank Zappa Society called "Society Pages".  Subscription rates
are $20 for 5 issues.  Send your check or money order to:

               SOCIETY PAGES
               P.O. Box 395
               Deer Park, NY 11729-0395


 1) FREAK OUT!

 2) ABSOLUTELY FREE
          America Drinks
          America Drinks And Goes Home
          Amnesia Vivace
          Big Leg Emma
          Brown Shoes Don't Make It
          Call Any Vegetable
          Duke Of Prunes
          Duke Regains His Chops
          Invocation & Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
          Plastic People
          Soft-Sell Conclusion
          Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
          Status Back Baby
          Uncle Bernie's Farm
          Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?


 3) WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY
          Are You Hung Up?
          Who Needs The Peace Corps?
          Concentration Moon
          Mom & Dad
          Telephone Conversation
          Bow Tie Daddy
          Harry, You're A Beast
          What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?
          Absolutely Free
          Flower Punk
          Hot Poop
          Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
          Let's Make The Water Turn Black
          The Idiot Bastard Son
          Lonely Little Girl
          Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
          What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise)
          Mother People
          The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny


 4) LUMPY GRAVY
          Lumpy Gravy I
          Lumpy Gravy II


 5) CRUSIN' WITH RUBEN AND THE JETS

 6) MOTHERMANIA

 7) UNCLE MEAT

 8) HOT RATS
          Peaches En Regalia
          Willie The Pimp
          Son Of Mr. Green Jeans
          Little Umbrellas
          The Gumbo Variations
          It Must Be A Camel


 9) BURNT WEENY SANDWICH

10) WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH
          Didja Get Any Onya?
          Directly From My Heart To You (R.W. Penniman)
          Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
          Toads Of The Short Forest
          Get A Little
          The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
          Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula
          My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
          Oh No
          The Orange County Lumber Truck
          Weasels Ripped My Flesh


11) CHUNGA'S REVENGE

12) FILLMORE EAST, JUNE 1971

13) 200 MOTELS

14) JUST ANOTHER BAND FROM L.A.
          Billy The Mountain
          Call Any Vegetable
          Dog Breath
          Eddie, Are You Kidding?
          Magdalena


15) WAKA/JAWAKA

16) THE GRAND WAZOO

17) OVER-NITE SENSATION
          Camarillo Brillo
          I'm The Slime
          Dirty Love
          50/50
          Zomby Woof
          Dinah-Moe-Hum
          Montana


18) APOSTROPHE (')
          Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
          Nanook Rubs It In
          St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
          Father O'Blivion
          Cosmik Debris
          Excentrifugal Forz
          Apostrophe
          Uncle Remus
          Stink Foot


19) ROXY & ELSEWHERE
          Penguin In Bondage
          Pygmy Twylyte
          Dummy Up
          Village Of The Sun
          Echidna's Arf (Of You)
          Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
          Cheepnis
          Son Of Orange County
          More Trouble Every Day
          Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)


20) ONE SIZE FITS ALL
          Inca Roads
          Can't Afford No Shoes
          Sofa No. 1
          Po-Jama People
          Florentine Pogen
          Evelyn, A Modified Dog
          San Ber'dino
          Andy
          Sofa No. 2


21) BONGO FURY
          Debra Kadabra
          Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
          Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
          Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
          200 Years Old
          Cucamonga
          Advance Romance
          Man With The Woman Head
          Muffin Man


22) ZOOT ALLURES
          Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
          Black Napkins
          The Torture Never Stops
          Ms Pinky
          Find Her Finer
          Friendly Little Finger
          Wonderful Wino
          Zoot Allures
          Disco Boy


23) ZAPPA IN NEW YORK
          Titties & Beer
          Crusin' For Burgers
          I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
          Punky's Whips
          Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
          The Illinois Enema Bandit
          I'm The Slime
          Pound For A Brown
          Manx Needs Women
          The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
          Big Leg Emma
          Sofa
          Black Page #2
          The Torture Never Stops
          The Purple Lagoon/Approximate


24) STUDIO TAN

25) SLEEP DIRT
          Filthy Habits
          Flambay
          Spider Of Destiny
          Regyptian Strut
          Time Is Money
          Sleep Dirt
          The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution

     
26) SHEIK YERBOUTI
          I Have Been In You
          Flakes
          Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
          I'm So Cute
          Jones Crusher
          What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World?
          Rat Tomago
          We've Got To Get Into Something Real
          Bobby Brown
          Rubber Shirt
          The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
          Baby Snakes
          Tryin' To Grow A Chin
          City Of Tiny Lites
          Dancin' Fool
          Jewish Princess
          Wild Love
          Yo' Mama


27) ORCHESTRAL FAVORITES

28 & 29) JOE'S GARAGE ACTS I, II & III
          Central Scrutinizer
          Joe's Garage
          Catholic Girls
          Crew Slut
          Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
          On The Bus
          Why Does It Hurt when I Pee?
          Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
          Scrutinizer Postlude
          A Token Of My Extreme
          Stick It Out
          Sy Borg
          Dong Work For Yuda
          Keep It Greasy
          Outside Now
          He Used To Cut The Grass
          Packard Goose
          Watermelon In Easter Hay
          A Little Green Rosetta


30) TINSELTOWN REBELLION
          Fine Girl
          Easy Meat
          For The Young Sophisticate
          Love Of My Life
          I Ain't Got No Heart
          Panty Rap
          Tell Me You Love Me
          Now You See It - Now You Don't
          Dance Contest
          The Blue Light
          Tinsel Town Rebellion
          Pick Me, I'm Clean
          Bamboozled By Love
          Brown Shoes Don't Make It
          Peaches III


31) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR

32) SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR SOME MORE

33) RETURN OF THE SON OF SHUT UP 'N PLAY YER GUITAR

34) YOU ARE WHAT YOU IS
          Teen-age Wind
          Harder Than Your Husband
          Doreen
          Goblin Girl
          Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
          Society Pages
          I'm A Beautiful Guy
          Beauty Knows No Pain
          Charlie's Enormous Mouth
          Any Downers?
          Conehead
          You Are What You Is
          Mudd Club
          The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
          Dumb All Over
          Heavenly Bank Account
          Suicide Chump
          Jumbo Go Away
          If Only She Woulda
          Drafted Again

35) SHIP ARRIVING TOO LATE TO SAVE A DROWNING WITCH
          No Not Now
          Valley Girl
          I Come From Nowhere
          Drowning Witch
          Envelopes
          Teen-Age Prostitute


36) THE MAN FROM UTOPIA
          Cocaine Decisions
          SEX
          Tink Walks Amok
          The Radio Is Broken
          We Are Not Alone
          The Dangerous Kitchen
          The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
          Stick Together
          The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
          Luigi & The Wise Guys
          Moggio


37) BABY SNAKES
          Baby Snakes
          Black Page #2
          Dinah-Moe-Hum
          Disco Boy
          Intro Rap
          Jones Crusher
          Punky's Whips
          Titties N' Beer


38) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. I

39) BOULEZ CONDUCTS ZAPPA, THE PERFECT STRANGER
          The Perfect Stranger
          Naval Aviation In Art?
          The Girl In The Magnesium Dress
          Outside Now Again
          Love Story
          Dupree's Paradise
          Jonestown


40) THEM OR US
          The Closer You Are
          In France
          Ya Hozna
          Sharleena
          Sinister Footwear II
          Truck Driver Divorce
          Stevie's Spanking
          Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
          Marque-Son's Chicken
          Planet Of My Dreams
          Be In My Video
          Them Or Us
          Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
          Whipping Post


41) THING FISH
          Prologue
          The Mammy Nuns
          Harry & Rhonda
          Galoot Up-Date
          The 'Torchum' Never Stops
          That Evil Prince
          You Are What You Is
          Mudd Club
          The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
          Clowns On Velvet
          Harry-As-A-Boy
          He's So Gay
          The Massive Improve'lence
          Artificial Rhonda
          The Crab-Grass Baby
          The White Boy Troubles
          No Not Now
          Briefcase Boogie
          Brown Moses
          Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
          Drop Dead
          Won Ton On


42) FRANCESCO ZAPPA
          Opus I
          Opus IV


43) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 1
          (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
          Freak Out!
          Absolutely Free
          We're Only In It For The Money
          Lumpy Gravy
          Cruising With Ruben And The Jets
          Mystery Disc


44) FRANK ZAPPA MEETS THE MOTHERS OF PREVENTION
          We're Turning Again
          Alien Orifice
          Yo Cats
          What's New In Baltimore?
          Little Beige Sambo
          Porn Wars
          Aerobics In Bondage

          
45) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC?

46) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 2
          (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
          Uncle Meat
          Hot Rats
          Burnt Weeny Sandwich
          Weasels Ripped My Flesh
          Chunga's Revenge
          Fillmore East
          Just Another Band From L.A.
          Mystery Disc


47) JAZZ FROM HELL

48) LONDON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA VOL. 2

49) THE OLD MASTERS, BOX 3
          (This boxed set contains the following remastered titles:)
          Waka/Jawaka
          The Grand Wazoo
          Over-Nite Sensation
          Apostrophe
          Roxy & Elsewhere
          One Size Fits All
          Bongo Fury
          Zoot Allures


50) GUITAR
          Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
          Which One Is It?
          Republicans
          Do Not Pass Go
          Chalk Pie
          In-A-Gadda-Stravinksy
          That's Not Really Reggae
          When No One Was No One
          Once Again, Without The Net
          Outside Now (Original Solo)
          Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
          Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
          That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
          Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
          That's Not Really A Shuffle
          Move It Or Park It
          Sunrise Redeemer
          Variations On Sinister #3
          Orrin Hatch On Skis
          But Who Was Fulcanelli?
          For Duane
          GOA
          Winos Do Not March
          Swans? What Swans?
          Too Ugly For Show Business
          Systems Of Edges
          Do Not Try This At Home
          Things That Look Like Meat
          Watermelon In Easter Hay
          Canadian Customs
          Is That All There Is?
          It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary


51) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 1
          The Florida Airport Tape
          Once Upon A Time
          Sofa #1
          The Mammy Anthem
          You Didn't Try To Call Me
          Diseases Of The Band
          Tryin' To Grow A Chin
          Let's Make The Water Turn Black
          Harry, You're A Beast
          The Orange County Lumber Truck
          The Groupie Routine
          Ruthie-Ruthie
          Babbette
          I'm The Slime
          Big Swifty
          Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
          Plastic People
          The Torture Never Stops
          Fine Girl
          Zomby Woof
          Sweet Leilani
          Oh No
          Be In My Video
          The Deathless Horsie
          The Dangerous Kitchen
          Dumb All Over
          Heavenly Bank Account
          Suicide Chump
          Tell Me You Love Me
          Sofa #2


52) BROADWAY THE HARD WAY

53) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 2
          Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
          Stinkfoot
          Inca Roads
          RDNZL
          Village Of The Sun
          Echinda's Arf (Of You)
          Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
          Pygmy Twylyte
          Room Service
          The Idiot Bastard Son
          Cheepnis
          Approximate
          Dupree's Paradise
          Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
          T'Mershi Duween
          The Dog Breath Variations
          Uncle Meat
          Building A Girl
          Montana (Whipping Floss)
          Big Swifty


54) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 3
          Sharleena
          Bamboozled By Love
          Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
          Advance Romance (1984)
          Bobby Brown Goes Down
          Keep It Greasy
          Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
          In France
          Drowning Witch
          Ride My Face To Chicago
          Carol, You Fool
          Chana In De Bushwop
          Joe's Garage
          Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
          Dickie's Such An Asshole
          Hands With A Hammer
          Zoot Allures
          Society Pages
          I'm A Beautiful Guy
          Beauty Knows No Pain
          Charlie's Enormous Mouth
          Cocaine Decisions
          Nig Biz
          King Kong
          Cosmik Debris

          
55) THE BEST BAND YOU NEVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE

56) MAKE A JAZZ NOISE HERE

57) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 4
          Little Rubber Girl
          Stick Together
          My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
          Willie The Pimp
          Montana
          Brown Moses
          The Evil Prince
          Approximate
          Love Of My Life Mudd Club Version
          Let's Move To Cleveland Solos (1984)
          You Call That Music?
          Pound For A Brown (1978)
          The Black Page (1984)
          Take Me Out To The Ball Game
          Filthy Habits
          The Torture Never Stops Original Version
          Church Chat
          Stevie's Spanking
          Outside Now
          Disco Boy
          Teen-Aged Wind
          Truck Driver Divorce
          Florentine Pogen
          Tiny Sick Tears
          Smell My Beard
          The Booger Man
          Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
          Are You Upset?
          Little Girl Of Mine
          The Closer You Are
          Johnny Darling
          No, No Cherry
          The Man From Utopia
          Mary Lou


58) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 5
          The Downtown Talent Scout
          Charles Ives
          Here Lies Love
          Piano/Drum Duet
          Mozart Ballet
          Chocolate Halvah
          JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
          Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
          The Little March
          Right There
          Where Is Johnny Velvet?
          Return Of The Hunchback Duke
          Trouble Every Day
          Proto-Minimalism
          JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
          My Head?
          Meow
          Baked-Bean Boogie
          Where's Our Equipment?
          FZ/JCB Drum Duet
          No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
          A Game Of Cards
          Underground Freak-Out Music
          German Lunch
          My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
          Easy Meat
          Dead Girls Of London
          Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
          What's New In Baltimore?
          Maggio
          Dancin' Fool
          RDNZL
          Advance Romance
          City Of Tiny Lites
          A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
          Doreen
          The Black Page #2
          Geneva Farewell


59) YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON STAGE ANYMORE VOL. 6
          The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
          The Poodle Lecture
          Dirty Love
          Magic Fingers
          The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
          Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
          Farther O'Blivion
          Is That Guy Kidding Or What?
          I'm So Cute
          White Person
          Lonely Person Devices
          Ms. Pinky
          Shove It Right In
          Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
          Make A Sex Noise
          Tracy Is A Snob
          I Have Been In You
          Emperor Of Ohio
          Dinah-Moe-Hum
          He's So Gay
          Camarillo Brillo
          Muffin Man
          NYC Halloween Audience
          The Illinois Enema Bandit
          Thirteen
          Lobster Girl
          Black Napkins
          We're Turning Again
          Alien Orifice
          Catholic Girls
          Crew Slut
          Tryin' To Grow A Chin
          Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
          Lisa's Life Story
          Lonesome Cowboy Nando
          200 Motels Finale
          Strictly Genteel


60) PLAYGROUND PSYCHOTICS

61) ZAPPA'S UNIVERSE
     (This is a live concert recorded November 7-10, 1991 in celebration of
     Frank Zappa's 50th birthday.  Because of his ongoing bout with prostate
     cancer, Zappa himself was unable to attend.  Band mates old and new plus
     guest apperances by Dweezil Zappa, Steve Vai and Dale Bozzio make this
     a first class recording)

          Elvis Has Just Left The Building
          Brown Shoes Don't Make It
          Jazz Discharge Party Hats
          Inca Roads
          Moggio
          Nite School
          Echidna's Arf (Of You)
          Hungry Freaks, Daddy
          Heavenly Bank Account
          The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
          Waka Jawaka
          Sofa
          Dirty Love
          Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel


                              BEAT THE BOOTS
These recordings (originally bootlegs) are being released by FOO-EEE Records
(a division of Rhino).

BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 1  (Released both as a boxed set and individually)

 1) AS AN AM

 2) THE ARK

 3) FREAKS & MOTHERF*%!!@#

 4) UNMITIGATED AUDACITY
          Dupree's Paradise
          It Can't Happen Here
          Hungry Freaks, Daddy
          You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
          How Could I Be Such A Fool
          I Ain't Got No Heart
          I'm Not Satisfied
          Wowie Zowie
          Let's Make The Water Turn Black
          Harry, You're A Beast
          Oh No
          More Trouble Every Day
          Louie Louie
          Camarillo Brillo


 5) ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS
          Watermelon In Easter Hay
          Dead Girls Of London
          I Ain't Got No Heart
          Brown Shoes Don't Make It
          Cosmic Debris
          Tryin' To Grow A Chin
          City Of Tiny Lights
          Dancin' Fool
          Easy Meat
          Jumbo Go Away
          Andy
          Inca Roads
          Florentine Pogen
          Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?
          Keep It Greasy
          The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
          Another Cheap Aroma
          Wet T-Shirt Night
          Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
          Peaches En Regalia


 6) 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JELLY

 7) SARBRUCKEN 1978


BEAT THE BOOTS NO. 2  (Released both as a boxed set and individually)

 1) DISCONNECTED SYNAPSES

 2) TENGO NA MINCHIA TANTA

 3) ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA

 4) AT THE CIRCUS

 5) SWISS CHEESE/FIRE!

 6) OUR MAN IN NIRVANA

 7) CONCEPTUAL CONTINUITY


                               ZAPPA VIDEOS

 1) BABY SNAKES (180 minutes)

 2) DOES HUMOR BELONG IN MUSIC (57 minutes)
          Zoot Allures
          Tinsel Town Rebellion
          Trouble Every Day
          Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
          The Dangerous Kitchen
          He's So Gay
          Bobby Brown
          Keep It Greasey
          Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me
          Dinah-Moe Humm
          Cosmik Debris
          Be In My Video
          Dancin' Fool
          Whippin' Post


 3) UNCLE MEAT (120 minutes)

 4) THE AMAZING MR. BICKFORD (52 minutes)

 5) THE TRUE STORY OF 200 MOTELS (60 minutes)

 6) VIDEO FROM HELL (60 minutes)