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Money For Nothing Funny
<<video opens with person flying into computer terminal
showing You Guessed It! onscreen>>
Now look at them yo-yo's-that's the way you do it
You play the YGI on the C-I-S
That ain't funny;that's the way you do it
Funny for nothing and surcharges and fees
Now look at them yo-yo's;that's the way you do it
Lemmie tell you them jokes are dumb
Maybe get a mistake in your answer-response
That means you don't get any points.
<chorus>
We got to pay them for the corny jo-okes
Just a little three-dollar fee
We gotta pay to listen to bad jokes
We gotta listen to Bob Illumati...
See the little announcer with the toupee and the bad-suit
Yeah buddy-that's not his hair
That little announcer has no human thought-waves
That little announcer he's a computer program
<chorus>
We got to pay them for the doggone-bad-jokes
Just a little three-dollar fee
We gotta pay to listen to bad jokes
We gotta listen to Bob Illumati...
I shoulda learned to program game shows
I shoulda gotten my own Game Show..
Look at those prizes; you can't win them-
You gotta play for at least 10 hours..
And he's up there. what's that? Bob is singing?
Singing like a sore-throated chimpanzee..
That aint human; that's the way you do it;
Get your money for programming Bob Illumati...
<Soon to be out on Compact Disk>
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our money for programming Bob Illumati...
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