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From: N7400 U190 (Prydain)
To: All
Subject: Here it is... <Ducking>
Ok here it is....
Always a Herald (Sung to "Always a Woman" by Billy Joel)
New Lyrics by Silverwolf Moonshadow
He can call you in court
And bring tears to your eyes
He can lose your device
In his casual files
And he only will read
What is in Heraldese
He draws like a child,
But he's always a herald to me....
He will check your device
He can pass you or fail you
You can show him your proof
But he'll never believe you
And he'll take your four copies
Along with his fee..
Yeah he charges too much
But he's always a herald to me..
<Chorus>
Oh he takes care of your name
It can wait if he wants
He is always behind
Oh and he never gives out
He just keeps taking in
And gets further behind
And he'll summon you forth
In front of the kingdom
Then he'll vocally praise you
And smile while your kneeling
But he'll shout out your name
Just as wrong as can be
Blame it all on the scribe
Cuz' he's always a herald to me
<Hum Chorus>
He's frequntly loud
And he's seldomly clear
He cries poorly at Pennsic
For he's full of cheap beer
And he can't be retired
He does it for free
And the most he will do
Is shout O'yez at you
But he's always a herald to me....
<Repeat Chorus>
<Hum Chorus>
What do you think?? Should i hang up my chances of passing a device for the
next few years?? Should i put away the Pursuivant's Handbook and take up
fighting to defend myself???
Silverwolf Moonshadow....Bowing deeply
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