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THIS FILE TYPED IN BY THE SYSOP OF THE GREEK INN BBS. PLEASE GIVE CREDIT IF POSTED ELSEWHERE. PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND COLORFUL WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TODAY IS THE WORD "FUCK." IT IS ONE MAGICAL WORD WHICH JUST BY ITS SOUND CAN DE SCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE HATE AND LOVE. FUCK IS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN WORD "FRICKEN" WHICH MEANS "WHOOPEE." IN LANGUAGE "FUCK" FALLS INTO MANY GRAM MATICAL CATEGORIES. IT CAN BE USED AS A VERY - BOTH TRANSITIVE (JOHN FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE (MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN). IT CAN BE AN ACTIVE VERB (JOHN REALLY GIVES A FUCK) OR A PASSIVE VERB (MARY REALLY DOESNT GIVE A FUCK). USE IT AS AN ADVERB (MARY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN) OR A NOUN (MARY IS A FINE FUCK ) OR AN ADJECTIVE (MARY IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL). HOW MANY WORDS ARE AS VERSATILE AS FUCK? BESIDES ITS SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS, THIS WORD CAN USED TO USED TO DESCRIBE MANY SITUATIONS. FRAUD- I GOT FUCKED BY THE INSURANCE AGENT. DISMAY- OH, FUCK... TROUBLE- I GUESS I AM FUCKED NOW. AGGRESSION- FUCK YOU! PASSION- LET'S FUCK CONFUSION- WHAT THE FUCK? DIFFICULTY- I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING BUSNESS. DESPAIR- THE VAX FUCKED ME AGAIN... PHILOSOPHY- WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK INCOMPETENCE- HE'S A FUCK UP. LAZINESS- HE'S A FUCK OFF. DISPLEASURE- WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON REBELLION- AW, FUCK IT. IT CAN BE USED ANATOMICALLY- HE'S REALLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE. IT CAN BE USED TO TELL TIME- IT'S FIVE FUCKING THIRTY. IT CAN BE USED IN BUSINESS- HOW DID I GET THIS FUCKING JOB? IT CAN BE A PREDICTION- OW WELL, I'LL BE FUCKED. IT CAN BE MATERNAL- HE'S A MOTHER FUCKER. IT CAN BE INCESTOUS- I'LL BE A MOTHER FUCKER. IT CAN BE NAUTICAL- FUCK THE ADMIRAL IT CAN BE POLITICAL- FUCK THE PRESIDENT IT CAN BE USED TO ENHANCE ANOTHER WORD'S MEANING- FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC IT CAN OPEN THE DOOR TO WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIPS- LET'S FUCK. HOW CAN ANYONE BE OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY "FUCK"? USE IT IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH, IT ADDS PRESTIGE. TODAY TELL SOMEONE "FUCK YOU". Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open