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THE TOP 10 NEW PRECAUTIONS THE BRITISH HAV
E TAKEN TO AVOIDSOCCER VIOLENCE.????????????
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10. Fans must attend games one at a time.
??  9. Hire Benny Hill to referee all gam
es to lighten fans' ??spirit.
??  8. No gin and tonics after th
e first half.??  7. Aski
ng both teams to wear the same uniforms this way  ?
?everybody roots for the same team.
??  6. Requesting that players not kick
 the ball so hard.    ??  5. Get
ting the Royal Air Force to usher each tournament. ?
?  4. Seat belts??  
3. Letting the ushers carry tranquilizer rifles
 like the ??ones Marlin Perki
ns used in Wild Kingdom.??  2. 
Change the National sport from soccer to badminton. 
  ??  1. "Suit of Armour Day"
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