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POLITICS MADE SIMPLE
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Do you have trouble understanding politics? If so, the following
primer (thanks to the Manitoban - University of Manitoba) should clear it
up for you. No bull.
Socialism - You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
Communism - You have two cows. Give both to the government.
The government gives you milk.
Capitalism - You sell one cow and buy a bull.
Facism - You have two cows. Give milk to the government.
The government sells it.
Nazism - The government shoots you and takes the cows.
New Dealism - The government shoots one cow, milks the other,
and pours the milk down the sink.
Anarchism - Keep the cows. Steal another one.
Shoot the government.
Conservatism - Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
Liberalism - Give away one cow. Get the government to
give you a new cow. Now give them both away.