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From: the Bard
To: All
Subj: Real Old Time Religion
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Just for fun, here's all the verses *I* have for this one...any more out there?
THE REAL OLD TIME RELIGION
-only a few of the verses...
tune: "Old Time Religion"
(Chorus): Give me that real old time religion (3X)
It's good enough for me!
We will have a mighty orgy We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
in the honour of Astarte we will sacrifice to Yuggoth
it'll be a mighty party Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth
and it's good enough for me! and the Goat With a Thousand Young!
We will all be saved by Mithras If your rising sign is Aries
We will all be saved by Mithras You'll be taken by the Fairies
slay the Bull and play the Zithras Meet the Buddah in Benares
on that Resurrection Day! where he'll hit you with a pie!
I hear Valkyries a-comin There are people into Voodoo
In the air their song is comin there are people into Voodoo
they forgot the words! They're hummin! I know I do, I hope you do!
but they're good enough for me! and it's good enough for me!
We will venerate Bubastis We will read from the Kabahlah
We will venerate Bubastis We will read from the Kabahlah
If you want in, then just ask us! It won't get us to Valhalla
'cause that's good enough for me! But it's good enough for me!
We will all bow down to Enlil There are some who practice Shinto
We will all bow down to Enlil there are some who practice Shinto
Pass your Cup and get a refill! there's no telling what WE'RE into!
With bold Gilgamesh the Brave! but that's good enough for me!
We will all see Aphrodite We will all sing Hare Krishna
Though she's pretty wild and flighty We will all sing Hare Krishna
She will meet us in her nightie It's not mentioned in the Mishna
And she's good enough for me! But it's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Loki We will all go to Nirvana
It was good enough for Loki We will all go to Nirvana
He thinks Thor's a little hokey Make a left turn at Urbana
and that's good enough for me! And you'll see the Promised Land!
Here's to those who copy Conan There will be a lot of lovin
Here's to those who copy Conan when we're meetin in our Coven
They're just Followers of Onan Quit yer pushin and yer shovin
and that's good enough for me! So there's room enough for me!
We will have a mighty Party It was good enough for Sappho
In the honor of Astarte With her lady on her lap-o
Garb your chiton - don't be tardy She put Lesbos on the map-o
'Cause she's good enough for me! With her pagan poetry!
Shall we sing a verse for Venus, Well the Christians all are humming
Of the Gods she is the meanest, Cause they say their God is coming,
Cause she bit me on my...elbow Our God came three times this evening
And it's good enough for me. And that's good enough for me.
We will worship like the Druids, Some guys have a circumcision
Drinking strange fermented fluids, On account of their religion,
Running naked through the woo-ids, An embarrassing incision
Coz that's good enough for me. Cut just ENOUGH from me!
We will sing a verse for Loki It was good for old Jehovah
He's the old Norse god of Chaos He had a son who was a nova!
Which is why this verse don't Hey there, Mithras! Move on ova'!
rhyme or scan or nothin' Another resurrection Day!
But it's good enough for me...
It was good for Thor and Odin It could be that you're a Parsi
It was good for Thor and Odin It could be that you're a Parsi
Grab an axe and get your woad on! Don't need a ticket; you get in free
and it's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me!
Azahoth is in his Chaos Just like Carlos Castenada
Azahoth is in his Chaos Just like Carlos Castenada
Now if only he don't sway us It'll get you sooner or later
That is good enough for me! And that's good enough for me!
If you think that you'll be sav-ed Jerry Falwell thinks he's sav-ed
If you think that you'll be sav-ed In a lamb's blood he's been lav-ed
If you follow Mogen David And HE thinks that I'M deprav-ed
Then that's good enough for me! But that's good enough for me...
We will sing to Lady Isis We will all bow down to Dagon
She'll stand by us in a crisis We will all bow down to Dagon
And She hasn't raised Her prices He still votes for Ronald Reagan
And She's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me!
There are those who, when they've got e-
Normous problems that are knotty
They just take them to Hecate Thanks to great Quetzacoatl
And that's good enough for me! And his sacred axolotl
And his gift of chocolatl
Was a time, so I've heard tell, a And please pass some down to me!
Fine and promising young fella
Gave his all to serve Cybele
But that's damn well not for me!
Well, she raised an awful flurry When old Gerald got it goin'
When she made the scholars worry When old Gerald got it goin'
Thank the Gods for Margaret Murray! All that hidin' turned to showin'
She is good enough for me! And that's good enough for me!
We'll sing praises to Apollo When we all bowed down to Nuit
Where the Sun-God leads, I'll follow There was really nothin' to it
From Ionia to Gaul-o (Alex Sanders made me do it...)
And that's good enough for me! But that's good enough for me!
Let us sing the praise of Horus We went off to worship Venus
As our fathers did before us By the Gods! You should have seen us!
We're the New Egyptian Chorus Now the Clinic has to screen us...
And we sing in harmony! But that's good enough for me!
It was good enough for Granny It's not good enough for Reagan
She could throw a double-whammy It's not good enough for Reagan
That would knock you on your fanny He's too square to be a Pagan!
And she's good enough for me! And that's good enough for me!
We will gather at our saunas Meeting at the Witching Hour
When the spirit comes upon us By the Bud, and Branch and Flower
To perform the Rites of Faunus Folks are raising up the Power
And that's good enough for me! And that's where I want to be!
We will worship mighty Cthulhu In the sky I hear a hummin'
H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo It's the UFO's a-comin'
(1930's fiction voodoo....) That's not banjos that they're strummin'
But that's good enough for me! But it's good enough for me!
Oh the Phillistines abound Oh we all will follow Buddah
Oh the Phillistines abound Oh we all will follow Buddah
They had the biggest Baals around And we'll eat no food but Gouda
And that's good enough for me! Which is Gouda-nuff for me
Oh, our Spirits will awaken
Oh, our Spirits will awaken
Watch the Universe a-quakin'
Which is Gurdijeff to me!
It's the Opera written for us
We will all join in the chorus
it's the Opera about Boris
which is Godunov for me.....!