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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Ode to Arrakis Paid access? HA! "Forsooth," said The Bandit, "Tis The Author for sure!" "Right," said A4, "It's the deserts allure." "No!" said Main Genius, "It must be the game." "She's right," announced Aldamar. "It's one and the same." "But no," said MC, "It must be MY board." "Wrong," said the Doc. And MC was floored. "God," said The Major, "TA's such a geek!" "That's right," said the Time Lord. "He don't even phreak!" "Rent-a-friend, Timey," Said Greyfax aloud. "I'm cool," said The Cursor. Said Duncan, "Be proud." And all of the losers Lost on board three Said, "HEY! That's no fair. "Who's postin' as me?" "Why the hell," asked The Author, "Did I send in my fee? On a board with these losers Is the worst place to be." But too late it was To renege on his cash, So he logged on Arrakis, And lo! It did crash. By: The Author -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open