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BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX
DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:49:38 AM
WHAT MAKES A NURD MOST
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The other day, before the awsome and wild picnic, my sister asked me, "Why
are you going to that stupid picnic. It's just going to be a Nurd Convention.
" After asking why she thought that we were all nurds, she replied, "Anyone
that uses computers is a nurd." I thought that over for a while, and figured,
I'm not a nurd, (I hope) let's see how the other users turn out. Well, she was
wrong. I met very few true nurds at the picnic. (a lot of strange people, but
not too many nurds.) This led me to a deep, soul-searching quest to find out
just what a 'true' nurd is. I searched long and hard, all over the globe until
I found the answer. It came to me, not in a dream, but in a newspaper article.
This glorious article described a true nurd perfictly. I feel that it is my
duty to share parts of that article with you. So, here is the description of a
purebred nurd.
BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX
DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:55:41 AM
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Nurds come in various forms - all descendants of the geek, spaz, nothing
ball, wimp, kook, and looser. Here is a description of a nurd.
Most common physical trait: Large Adams apple, big feet, zits, and glasses
Favorite passtime: Working with a home computer.
Hair style: Regular boys haircut, or a crewcut.
Dress: J.C. Penney white T-shirt and jeans three inches short.
Favorite accessory: Plastic pocket protector.
Shoes: Hushpuppies and always white socks.
Study habits: Endlessly, always with a computer.
BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX
DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 11:57:37 AM
Favorite singing group: Devo.
Favorite food: Twinkies, peanut butter and jelly on potato chips.
Dream girl: Centerfold of any Playboy edition.
Hero: Steve Wosniak (inventor of Apple computers)
Favorite pin-up: Poster of new TRS-80
Favorite female photograph: A picture of Mom.
Spectator sport: Floppy disk retrieval.
Jewelry: Calculator watch.
Social involvement: Running the record player at the school prom.
Closest friends: School faculty.
BREW'S FROM: MAD MAX
DATE ICED: THU AUG 16 12:00:42 PM
Greatest tragedy: B-minus on a report card.
Favorite Movies: War-Games and Star Wars.
Favorite TV shows: Whiz Kids and Leave It To Beaver.
Favorite President: Richard Nixon.
St. Louis Post Dispatch, Aug. 15, 1984
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Okay, so we all have a few of these qualities, but if you have twelve or
more, consider yourself a nurd.
And watch out, they're out there.
Mad/
/Max