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From: owner-humor
To: Multiple recipients of list HUMOR
Subject: Fegg: a quiz
Date: Monday, April 11, 1994 8:04AM
From _Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge_
1974, 1976, & 1984: Terry Jones & Michael Palin
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=== Article: Quizzes ===
QUIZZES
An entertainment in which the gerneral or specific knowledge of the
players is tested by a series of questions.
Here is a selection specially devised by Dr. Fegg to while away those
endless months of waiting (totally unjustifiably).
1. Which American President was called McKinley?
2. Which world leader
3. Complete question 2 and answer it as best you can.
4. Doctor Fegg has a hamster. Is it:
(a) alive?
(b) dead?
5. Doctor Fegg likes his bath:
(a) very hot.
(b) quite hot.
(c) once every 3 years.
6. Would you describe Dr. Fegg's Quiz of All World Knowledge as:
(a) a waste of time?
(b) a good idea badly presented?
(c) excellent and informative?
7. Can Emus answer the phone?
Yes / No / Not sure / Well... / I don't *think* so /
Perhaps / *Emus*?
8. A *monsoon* is:
(a) an anagram.
(b) a terribly twee little plaster ornament with a picture
of Dwight Eisenhower on one side and a photo of a half-
open fir cone on the other.
(c) the answer to question 7.
9. The Taj Mahal is:
(a) a very hot curry based on onions and coriander.
(b) a club in Wigan.
(c) an enormous hairbrush with a white dome and patterned
marble walls inlaid with precious jewels, in a graceful
fusion of Islamic and Indian styles.
10.Which famous world statesmen are lit up at night, and where?
(a) Henry Kissinger (who is also a doctor).
(b) Rod Stewart.
(c) Dr. David Owen (who is also a politician).
11.Dr. Fegg wrote which of the following great novels:
(a) _War and Peace_
(b) _The Tale of Two Cities_
(c) _The Nasty Babysitter_
- Answers on page 79 of 'Fisherman's Weekly' (August, 1961)*
==Additional Quiz Questions==
Which of the following Famous World Leaders needs money quick?
1. Reagan
2. Thatcher
3. Fegg
Answer: No. 3-- and hurry!
Are the police still looking for Dr. Fegg?
Answer: If you know the answer to this question, write it IN BLOCK
CAPITALS and leave in a plain envelope Behind the Hot Water Pipes
in the Gentlemen's Rest Room Victoria Station (along with the money
for the last question).
Has Interpol been brought in yet?
Answer: To be left with the answer to the previous question.
And don't forget the money.
Where would *you* go if you had to lie low for a bit, and bearing
in mind that Basingstoke is only just up the road?
1. Bahamas 4. Basingstoke
2. Guatemala 5. Split
3. Peru
Answer: Leave the answer with the other two. Any other suggestions
welcome.