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!        The Banana Peel and         !
!           The Garbage Can          !
!                                    !
!           P R E S E N T            !
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! 50 EXTENDED USES FOR A DEAD RUBBER !
!                                    !
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!     Well, it's time we all learned !
! how to be conservative with our    !
! every-day "things".  Here is a     !
! text file that will teach you how  !
! to do just that!  Well, that's all !
! for now, I'll let you read the     !
! text file now.  Later!             !
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! #1[>  A good old coinpurse.        !
! #2[>  Grandma's doush bag.         !
! #3[>  An infant's everyday shoes.  !
! #4[>  Toungue warmer for FAGS.     !
! #5[>  Doornob grip.                !
! #6[>  Fingerpuppet for preschooler.!
! #7[>  Disk drive cover.            !
! #8[>  Trash bag for a midget.      !
! #9[>  Baby-bottle nipple.          !
!#10[>  Museum exibit.               !
!#11[>  Playboy's nipple cover.      !
!#12[>  A muzzle for the dog.        !
!#13[>  Faggot chewing gum.          !
!#14[>  Slingshot.                   !
!#15[>  Ear warmer.                  !
!#16[>  K-mart brand wedding ring.   !
!#17[>  Table leg scuff protecter.   !
!#18[>  Finger trampoline.           !
!#19[>  Watch band.                  !
!#20[>  Swatch-guard.                !
!#21[>  Teacher repellent.           !
!#22[>  Fly-paper.                   !
!#23[>  Baby hat.                    !
!#24[>  Garter belt.                 !
!#25[>  Water weenie.                !
!#26[>  A full size Madonna shirt.   !
!#27[>  Dildo cover for carrot stick.!
!#28[>  Hamster's home.              !
!#29[>  Bird bath.                   !
!#30[>  Light buld color changer.    !
!#31[>  100% U.S RDA for FAGS.       !
!#32[>  Hookers proof-of-purchase.   !
!#33[>  Candle "stick" holder.       !
!#34[>  Straight jacket for Tatoo.   !
!#35[>  BJ protecter.                !
!#36[>  Mouse trap.                  !
!#37[>  Pet play-toy.                !
!#38[>  Atari joystick.              !
!#39[>  Zip-Lock freezer bag.        !
!#40[>  Cobra-Commander mask.        !
!#41[>  Necklace charm.              !
!#42[>  Earing.                      !
!#43[>  Headphone speaker protecter. !
!#44[>  Colgate Pump(Comes out easy).!
!#45[>  Jock-strap.                  !
!#46[>  Elbow or knee pad.           !
!#47[>  Tampax Tampon.               !
!#48[>  Disk jacket.                 !
!#49[>  Pencil eraser.               !
!#50[>  Transformer.                 !
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A presentation of the Brown Bag!


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