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Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations aarondf@bu.edu Please visit the Last Homely House, run by Aaron. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note on Quotes These quotes have been collected by me over many years. I choose those quotes which I feel express something about me. A few of these quotes are included entirely for humor value or as a beautiful expression. Basically all of the others, for me, have a philosophy behind them which I believe in one way or the other. Of course, I actually follow the principles of some far more than others. -Enjoy, Aaron And now for the QUOTES Frodo was now safe in the Last Homely House east of the Sea. That house was, as Bilbo had long ago reported, "a perfect house, whether you like food or sleep, or story-telling or singing, or just sitting and thinking best, or a pleasant mixture of them all." Merely to be there was a cure for weariness, fear and sadness. J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all. J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, referring to The Last Homely House In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. J.R.R. Tolkien, opening line of The Hobbit When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. J.R.R. Tolkien, opening line of The Fellowship of the Ring It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. Charles Dickens, opening line of A Tale of Two Cities It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. Charles Dickens, end of A Tale of Two Cities To err is human, to forgive divine. Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism Aim for the stars and maybe you'll reach the sky. Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other. Reinhold Niebuhr, The Serenity Prayer (1934) People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening, People writing songs that voices never share, and no one dare disturb the Sound of Silence. Simon & Garfunkel, Sounds of Silence Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus Every man is the architect of his own fortune. Appius Claudius I think; therefore I am. Rene Descartes Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Chinese Proverb Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. Seneca It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race. Mark Twain, spoken by Huck Finn, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Inscription beneath his bust in the Hall of Fame. Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Milton . . is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. Frank Herbert, Dune People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. Frank Herbert, Dune Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. . . . the human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive. Frank Herbert, Dune What do you despise? By this are you truly known. Frank Herbert, Dune, Manual of MuadDib by Princess Irulan I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Frank Herbert, Dune, Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear "The avalanche has started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote." Vorlon Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Babylon 5: Believers There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller, Catch22 The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller, Catch22 "And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways", Yossarian continued "There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain?" Joseph Heller, Catch22 It did not matter, after all. He was only one man. One man's fate is not important. "If it is not, what is?" He could not endure those remembered words. Ursula K. Le Guin, spoken by Gaverel Rocannon, Rocannon's World Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world. Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. Arthur Conan Doyle, Complete Sherlock Holmes, Valley of Fear Mr. Sherlock Holmes,who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night, was seated at the breakfast table. Arthur Conan Doyle, opening line of The Hound of the Baskervilles Once upon a time there was a Martian named Valentine Michael Smith. Robert A. Heinlein, opening line of Stranger in a Strange Land Dr. Strauss says I should rite down what I think and remembir and evrey thing that happins to me from now on.. Daniel Keys, opening line of Flowers for Algernon Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that trouble was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tide-water dog, strong of muscle and with warm, long hair, from Puget Sound to San Diego. Jack London, opening line of The Call of the Wild If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. J.D. Salinger, opening line of The Catcher in the Rye All happy families are alike, but an unhappy family is unhappy after its own fashion. Leo Tolstoy, opening line of Anna Karenina What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways . . He had by now divested himself of schoolboy attitudes. He was unburdened by the desire to be a martyr or a hero. Any thoughts in that direction, Belgica effectively had quashed. Heroism in the corrupt sense of the age almost by definition, meant wanton self-sacrifice and bungling. For neither had he any taste. He wanted rational attainment; victory, but not at any price. No point upon the globe was worth the cost of a single life. Roland Huntford, SCOTT and AMUNDSEN The Race to The South Pole referring to polar explorer Roald Amundsen. If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there . . . what then? The answer, of course, was very simple. He had a whole board of circuits for dealing with exactly this problem, in fact this was the very heart of his function. He would continue to believe in it whatever the facts turned out to be, what else was the meaning of Belief? The Door would still be there, even if the Door was not. Douglas Adams, spoken by Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently: Holistic Detective Agency "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are Nice." Terry Pratchett, Sourcery Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared in the air. "Hi," Nigel read aloud, "Do not put down the lamp because your custom is important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity." Terry Pratchett, Sourcery You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. Terry Pratchett, Small Gods In a mad world, only the mad are sane. Akiro Kurosawa Necessity, who is the mother of invention. Plato, The Republic. Book II. 369C The beginning is the most important part of the work. Plato, The Republic. Book II. 377B Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another. Plato, The Republic. Book VII. 529 Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind. Plato, The Republic. Book VII. 536 Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike. Plato, The Republic. Book VIII. 558 What a poor appearance the tales of poets make when stripped of the colours which music puts upon them, and recited in simple prose. Plato, The Republic. Book X. 601B The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854),I,Economy Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854),I,Economy The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854),I,Economy I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854), II, Where I Lived, and What I Lived For The works of the great poets have never yet been read by mankind, for only great poets can read them. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854), III, Reading I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. We are for the most part more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers. A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will. Henry David Thoreau, Walden(1854),V, Solitude In wildness is the preservation of the world. Henry David Thoreau, Walking(1862) Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. Henry David Thoreau The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), What Is Man?(1906) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), Notebooks(1935) It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. (The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.) Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894) It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894) The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry. Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. Albert Einstein The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge. Albert Einstein What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet. William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet,(Act II, scene ii) This above all: to thine own self be true William Shakespeare, Hamlet,(Act I, scene iii) He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. William Shakespeare, Hamlet,(Act I, scene ii) What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! William Shakespeare, spoken by Hamlet, Hamlet,(Act II, scene ii) Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. William Shakespeare, spoken by Macbeth, Macbeth,(Act V, scene v) Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same. No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People imagine that they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by. Franz Schubert "Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had. I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me. That or nothing. I realized that what I'm looking for is not what you're looking for. You don't want what I want." "What do you think I want?" I asked. "Exactly what you have. Many women you know a little and don't care very much about. Superficial flirtations, mutual use, no chance of love. That's my idea of hell. Hell is a place, a time, a consciousness, Richard, in which there is no love. Horrible! Leave me out of it." Richard Bach, Spoken by Leslie Parrish and Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever Respect for sovereignity, for privacy, for total independence. Gentle alliances against loneliness, they were, cool rational love-affairs without the love. Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever "The world's crazy, when it comes to beauty." Richard Bach, Spoken by Leslie Parrish, The Bridge Across Forever Sooner I'd try to change history than turn political, than try convincing others to write letters or to vote or to march or to do something they didn't already feel like doing. Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever "Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else's list. I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives." Richard Bach, Spoken by Leslie Parrish, The Bridge Across Forever That she won the game startled me cold. The way she won, the pattern of her thought on the chessboard, charmed me warm again and then some. Richard Bach, Thoughts of Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever That's what learning is, after all; not whether we lose the game, but how we lose and how we've changed because of it and what we take away from it that we never had before, to apply to other games. Losing, in a curious way, is winning. Richard Bach, note written by Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever "It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you make room in your life for someone as important to you as yourself, you will always be searching and lost ..." Richard Bach, Spoken by Leslie Parrish, The Bridge Across Forever ________________________________________________ Don't be fooled by me. Don't be fooled by the face I wear. For I wear a thousand masks, masks that I am afraid to take off and none of them are me. Pretending is an art that's second nature with me, but don't be fooled. For God's sake don't be fooled. I give the impression that I am secure, that all is sunny and unruffled with me, within as well as without, that confidence is my name and coolness my game; that the waters are calm and I am in command, and that I need no one. But don't believe me, please. My surface may seem smooth, but my surface is my mask, ever-varying and ever-concealing 'Neath this lies no complacence. Beneath dwells the real me in confusion, in fear, and aloneness. But I hide this. I don't want anybody to know. I panic at the thought of my weakness and fear of being exposed. That is why I frantically create a mask to hide behind; a nonchalant, sophisticated facade, to help me pretend, to shield me from the glance that knows. But such a glance is precisely my salvation. My only salvation. And I know it. That is, if it is followed by acceptance, if it is followed by love. It is the only thing that will assure me of what I can't assure myself, that I am worth something. But, I don't tell you this. I don't dare. I am afraid to. I am afraid your glance will not be followed by acceptance and love. I am afraid you will think less of me, that you will laugh at me, and that you will see this and reject me. So I play my game, my desperate game, with a facade of assurance without, and a trembling child within. And so begins the parade of masks, and my life becomes a front. I idly chatter to you in the suave tones of surface talk. I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, of what is crying within me; So when I am going through my routine do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying. What I would like to be able to say, what for survival I need to say, but I can't say. I dislike hiding, Honestly! I dislike the superficial game I am playing, the phony game. I would really like to be genuine and spontaneous, and me, but you have got to help me. You have got to hold out your hand, even when that is the last thing I seem to want. Only you can wipe away from my eyes that blank stare of breathing death. Only you can call me into aliveness. Each time you try to understand and because you really care, my heart begins to grow wings, very small wings, very feeble wings, but wings. With your sensitivity and sympathy, and your power of understanding, you can breathe life into me. I want you to know that. I want you to know how important you are to me, how you can be the creator of the person that is me if you choose to. Please choose to. You alone can break down the wall behind which I tremble, you alone can remove my mask. You alone can release me from my shadowworld of panic and uncertainty; From my lonely person. Do not pass me by. Please... do not pass me by. It will not be easy for you; a long conviction of worthlessness builds strong walls. The nearer you approach me, the blinder I strike back. I fight against the very thing I cry out for. But I am told that love is stronger than walls, and in this lies my hope. Please try to beat down those walls with firm hands, but with gentle hands for a child is very sensitive. Who am I, you may wonder? I am someone you know very well. For I am every man you meet and I am every woman you meet. _________________Charles C. Finn (???)_____________________ [ Death scene of Cyrano ] It is coming... I feel Already shod with marble... gloved with lead... Let the old fellow come now! He shall find me On my feet sword in hand [ He draws his sword. ] I can see him there he grins He is looking at my nose that skeleton What's that you say? Hopeless? Why, very well! But a man does not fight merely to win! No no better to know one fights in vain! ... You there Who are you? A hundred against one I know them now, my ancient enemies [ He lunges at the empty air. ] Falsehood! ... There! There! Prejudice Compromise Cowardice [ Thrusting ] What's that? No! Surrender? No! Never never! ... Ah, you too, Vanity! I know you would overthrow me in the end No! I fight on! I fight on! I fight on! Edmond Rostand, spoken by Cyrano de Bergerac Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. Bertrand Russell, Autobiography Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. Bertrand Russell Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. Bertrand Russell The Christian view that all intercourse outside marriage is immoral was, as we see in the above passages from St. Paul, based upon the view that all sexual intercourse, even within marriage, is regrettable. A view of this sort, which goes against biological facts, can only be regarded by sane people as a morbid aberration. The fact that it is embedded in Christian ethics has made Christianity throughout its whole history a force tending towards mental disorders and unwholesome views of life. Bertrand Russell Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth, more than ruin, more even than death....Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man. Bertrand Russell If it were true that men could achieve their good by means of turning some men into sacrificial animals, and ... if I were asked to serve the interests of society apart from, above and against my own I would refuse....I would fight in the full confidence of the justice of my battle and of a living being's right to exist. Ayn Rand Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men. Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead (1943) The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech. Justice Anthony Kennedy With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. Picard, ST:TNG, quoting a fictional judge, The Drumhead They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759 Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. William Pitt (1756-1806), speech on the India Bill 18 November 1783 Respect for individual rights is the essential precondition for a free and prosperous world, ... and that only through freedom can peace and prosperity be realized. Preamble to the Libertarian Platform Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the Government's purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evilminded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, wellmeaning but without understanding. Justice Louis D. Brandeis, dissenting, Olmstead v. United States, 277 U.S. 479 (1928) Since when is "public safety" the root password to the Constitution? C. D. Tavares He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. Thomas Paine Take Nothing but Pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time. Motto of the Baltimore Grotto (caving society) Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson You can choose a ready guide In some celestial voice If you choose not to decide You still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear I will chose free will. RUSH, Free Will Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks. Goethe All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few. Stendhal Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. Peter De Vries Faith, noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. Ambrose Bierce Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. Ambrose Bierce Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's? Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Galileo Galilei I have recently been examining all the known superstitions of the world, and do not find in our particular superstition (Christianity) one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Thomas Jefferson For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. Charles Bukowski If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. Woody Allen Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-- I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost, The Road Not Taken One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world will be better for this. The Impossible Dream I'm trying to tell you something about my life Maybe give me insight between black and white And the best thing you've ever done for me Is to help me take my life less seriously It's only life after all the Indigo Girls, Closer to Fine I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain There's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line. The less I seek my source for some definitive The closer I am to fine. the Indigo Girls, Closer to Fine And now someone's on the telephone desperate in his pain Someone's on the bathroom floor doing her cocaine Someone's got his finger on the button in some room No one can convince me we aren't gluttons for our doom the Indigo Girls, Prince Of Darkness But I can't do the talks like they talk on my tv screen I can't do a love song not the way you song them to me I can't do everything but I would do anything for you Oh no I can't do anything except be in love with you Dire Straits, Romeo & Juliet That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong. William J.H. Boetcker In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up. Martin Niemoeller, German Lutheran Pastor The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered. Lyndon Johnson The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. George Bernard Shaw There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. George Bernard Shaw Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy. George Bernard Shaw Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. George Bernard Shaw Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. George Bernard Shaw Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903), Maxims for Revolutionists: The Golden Rule The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it. Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. Louise Beal A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular. Adlai Stevenson If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things. Van Gogh Laws are only words words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool. John J. Miller, And Hope to Die (in Jokertown Shuffle Wild Cards IX) All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. Thomas Paine Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. Albert Einstein Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them! Albert Einstein Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. Albert Einstein How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of good will. Albert Einstein The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. Harold R. McAlindon I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. Thomas Paine There is no God. But it does not matter. Man is enough. Edna St. Vincent Milay, Conversation at Midnight Better contraceptives will control population only if people will use them. A nuclear holocaust can be prevented only if the conditions under which nations make war can be changed. The environment will continue to deteriorate until pollution practices are abandoned. We need to make vast changes in human behavior. B. F. Skinner, Beyond Freedom and Dignity When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. Samuel Beckett, The Unnameable To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting. e. e. cummings I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet gone ourselves. E. M. Forster An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. Victor Hugo, Ninetythree, 1874 Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by makebelieve. W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up, 1938 Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. Antoine de SaintExupery, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939 It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done. Samuel Johnson, (in Boswell's Life, 1770) There was once a man, Harry, called the Steppenwolf. He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal of all that people of a good intelligence can, and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf Even in the presence of others he was completely alone. Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Breakfast of Champions . . . hummings and clickings could be heard--the sounds attendant to the flow of electrons, now augmenting one maze of electromagnetic crises to a condition that was translatable from electrical qualities and quantities to a high grade of truth. Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Player Piano Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. Gene Brown Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? Fernand Mery Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Jeff Valdez If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. Victor Hugo Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like. Unknown The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde "I was saying," continued the Rocket, "I was saying - What was I saying?" "You were talking about yourself," replied the Roman Candle. "Of course; I knew I was discussing some interesting subject when I was so rudely interrupted." Oscar Wilde, The Remarkable Rocket Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde "Rule a kingdom as though you were cooking a small fish - don't overdo it". Lao Tzu "Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace." Dalai Lama "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." Albert von Szent-Gyorgy "If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants." Isaac Newton "I share no man's opinions; I have my own." Ivan Turgenev "To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer." Saddi Wear the old coat and buy the new book. Austin Phelps "...that was the first thing I had to learn about her, and maybe the hardest I've ever learned about anything--that she is her own, and what she gives me is of her choosing, and the more precious because of it. Sometimes a butterfly will come to sit in your open palm, but if you close your hand, one way or the other, it--and its choice to be there--are gone." Barbara Hambly, Spoken by John Aversin, Dragonsbane "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." Jeff Marder (the question, of course, is whether this is good or bad - Aaron) Boggies are an unattractive but annoying people whose numbers have increased rather precipitously since the bottom fell out of the fairy-tale market. Slow and sullen, and yet dull, they prefer to lead simple lives of pastoral squalor. They don't like machines more complicated than a garotte, a blackjack, or a luger, and they have always been shy of the 'big folk' or 'biggers' as they call us. As a rule they avoid us, except on rare occasions when a hundred or so will get together to dry-gulch a lone farmer or hunter. They seldom exceed three feet in height, but are fully capable of overpowering creatures half their size when they get the drop on them ... Their beginnings lie far back in the Good Ole Days when the planet was populated with the kind of colorful creatures you have to drink a quart of Old Overcoat to see nowadays. Bored of the Rings, by the staff of the Harvard Lampoon Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. Bruno Jasienski (Yasensky) We tell lies when we are afraid, . . . afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows stronger Tad Williams, Spoken by Dr. Morgenes, To Green Angel Tower (part of Memory, Sorrow and Thorn) In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's mind there are few. Shunryu Suzuki Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. Buddha The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. H. L. Mencken I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. Jimi Hendrix Show me the books he loves and I shall know the man far better than through mortal friends. S. Weir Mitchell Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep burning, unquenchable. Henry Ward Beecher Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the end prove unprofitable for you. The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated. B. C. Forbes The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvelous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is a sort of Divine accident. Sir Hugh Walpoe I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge. Igor Stravinsky The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep. Alan Patrick Herbert If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking. Lyndon Baines Johnson Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well -- he has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun. Ralph Waldo Emerson Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo. Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne Trouble is part of your life -- if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. Dinah Shore Know people for who they are rather than for what they are. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book Efficiency is intelligent laziness. David Dunham I am become death, shatterer of worlds. Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967), citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935) Doing easily what others find difficult is talent; doing what is impossible for talent is genius. Henri-Frederic Amiel Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing songs, write poetry and even whittle statues. The story of civilization is what happened on the banks. Will Durant, The History of Civilization Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want. Clive Barnes If you mean whiskey, the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean that evil drink that topples Christian men and women from the pinnacles of righteous and gracious living into the bottomless pits of degradation, shame, despair, helplessness, and hopelessness, then, my friend, I am opposed to it with every fiber of my being. However, if by whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the elixir of life, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer, the stimulating sip that puts a little spring in the step of an elderly gentleman on a frosty morning; if you mean that drink that enables man to magnify his joy, and to forget life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and sorrow; if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into Texas treasuries untold millions of dollars each year, that provides tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitifully aged and infirm, to build the finest highways, hospitals, universities, and community colleges in this nation, then my friend, I am absolutely, unequivocally in favor of it. This is my position, and as always, I refuse to be compromised on matters of principle. Unknown Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. Anne Morrow Lindbergh "You cannot rule the world El-ahrairah, for I will not have it so. All the world will be your enemy, Prince With a Thousand Enemies. And whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you--digger, listener, runner, Prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." Richard Adams, Watership Down "Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves?" "Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too." Isaac Asimov, The New Hugo Winners ________________________________________________ In tribute to David Gerard Cohen, rest well Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him. He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time. Merely sleeping overnight was not taking the business seriously. He enjoyed a good night's sleep and wouldn't miss one for the world, but found it as anything halfway near enough. He liked to be asleep by half-past eleven in the morning if possible, and if that should come directly after a nice leisurely lie-in then so much the better. A little light breakfast and a quick trip to the bathroom while fresh linen was applied to his bed is really all the activity he liked to undertake, and he took care that it didn't janate the sleepiness out of him and disturb his afternoon of napping. Sometimes he was able to spend an entire week asleep, and this he regarded as a good snooze. He had also slept through the whole of 1986 and hadn't missed it. Douglas Adams, The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul NOTE on Quotes: I am somewhat ashamed to admit that some number of the above quotes are from texts which I have not YET read but I am afraid there are only so many hours in the day. This bothers me since obviously the context of a quotation is extremely important to its meaning and one's understanding. What bothers me even more than this fact is the number of wonderful quotes from texts I HAVE read but just wasn't wise enough to note down the quotation. One reads for pleasure and intellectual stimulation and it is a sad dilemma that when one is most intrigued by a work one is paying the least attention to individual quotations of interest. I also have a set of, generally humorous, secondary quotations which you might enjoy and a set of quotes from Babylon 5. 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