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AGREEMENT FOR PARTICIPATION IN
UNETIX POST-AIR SHOW BBQ
BETWEEN
UNETIX, INCORPORATED
(Hereinafter "HOST")
AND
_____________________________
(Print your full name above.)
(Hereinafter "GUEST")
WHEREAS, HOST desires to make available certain facilities
and foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 1 in a "barbecue" format
(hereinafter "EVENT") and GUEST is prepared to attend said
facilities and consume said foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 2
of this agreement.
NOW, in consideration of the mutual promises contained
herein, and HOST's agreement to hold EVENT and GUEST'S agreement
to attend EVENT during the term of this agreement, subject to the
terms and conditions contained herein, the parties agree as
follows:
ARTICLE 1
HOST agrees to provide a facility suitable for EVENT.
Specifically, the following facility has been chosen (hereinafter
"FACILITY"):
<insert address of bbq>
The following paragraph should not be construed as directions,
but may be of assistance in locating FACILITY:
<insert directions to bbq>
HOST agrees to provide beverages and snack-type foods.
Specifically, these may include any, all, or none of the
following: beer, soft drinks, Calistogas, potato chips, tortilla
chips, vegetables. INCLUSION ON THIS LIST DOES NOT IMPLY
AVAILABILITY.
HOST shall make available to GUEST a grilling device suitable for
the barbecue process. Temperature of grill shall be sufficiently
hot as to char all surfaces which make direct contact with grill,
but not so hot as to char surfaces which do not directly contact
grill, unless surface is allowed to remain on grill for an
excessive period (to be determined by HOST).
ARTICLE 2
GUEST'S attendance at FACILITY during term of agreement implies
GUEST'S participation in EVENT. GUEST may invite additional
guests.
GUEST IS ADVISED TO BRING AN ITEM SUITABLE FOR GRILLING. GUESTS
lacking items suitable for grilling are welcome at EVENT, but in
such case HOST assumes no responsibility for GUEST'S
participation in barbecue process. This in no way implies that
HOST assumes any responsibility for anything whatsoever, under
any circumstances.
ARTICLE 3
This agreement shall be in full force and effect commencing 5:00
P.M. Saturday, July 2, 1988, after the Moffett Air Show. It
terminates at the mutual agreement of HOST and GUEST, or at the
exclusive discretion of HOST, whichever occurs first.
ARTICLE 4
EVENT is offered "AS IS" without warranty of any kind, either
expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied
warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular
purpose.
ARTICLE 5
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties hereto have executed this
Agreement as of the date noted below.
UNETIX, INCORPORATED BY:________________ DATE: _____________
GUEST BY:________________ DATE: _____________