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Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
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Compiled by Carcinogenic 'Nam Curse (aka: Agent Orange) and Tinman, from such books as "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess, "1984" by George Orwell, "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, "Neuromancer" by William Gibson, and various words created by Tinman and Agent Orange. Additional words by the users of Junk Culture BBS.
Remember because our language is still growing if you have any words of
slang please e-mail Tinman of Junk Culture BBS and they will be included in
the next updated version of the Argot Dictionary.
***Edition [v1.4]***
appy polly loggy = apology
auger in (to auger in) = stumble in
baboochka = old woman
baddiwad = bad
banda = band
beamer = man-made satellite
belteshaazar = excellent, really great!
bezoomny = mad/crazy
biblio = library
bitva = battle
blue suit = peace officer (policeman)
bog = god
bohica = Anal Sex
bolnoy = sick
bolshy = big, great
breat, bratty = brother
bratchny = bastard
britva = razor
brooko = belly
brosay = to throw
bugatty = rich
bulge = penis
bunk = muffy word meaning good
cal = feces
cancer = cigarette
cantora = office
carman = pocket
chai = tea
charles, charlie = chaplain
chasha = cup
cheena = woman
cheest = to wash
chelloveck = person, man, fellow
chepooka = nonsense
choodessny = wonderful
chumble = to mumble
clop = to knock
cluve = beak
collocoll = bell
cowboy = professional computer hacker/cracker
crack = to break up or "bust"
crark = to yowl?
crast = to steal or rob; robbery
creech = to shout or scream
cunthooks = fingers
curse (the curse) = any computer related virus
cutter = money
dama = lady
ded = old man
deng = money
devotchka = girl
dobby = good
dook = trace, ghost
domy = house
dorogoy = dear, valuable
doubleplusgood = the best
doublethink = If You Want To Know, then read "1984" -George Orwell
draglay = the practice of robbing vehicles
dratsing = fighting
drencrom = drug
droog, droogies = friend
dung = to defecate
dva = two
eegra = game
eemya = name
eggiweg = egg
fawnie = self seeking
feelies = movies in which viewers can also feel the sensations occuring
fence = runner of stolen goods
ferret = spy
filly = to play or fool with
firegold = drink
fist = to punch someone or something
fist = second def.: the individual style of a hacker
flip = wild
flit = homosexual
fly's eyes = spy satellite
forella = fish
gazetta = newspaper
gimp = a lame or deformed person
give her/him the time = to have sexual intercourse
glazz = eye
gloopy = stupid
golly = unit of money
goloss = voice
goober = lip
gooly = to walk
gorlo = throat
govoreet = to speak or talk
grahzny = dirty
grazzy = soiled
gromky = loud
groody = breast
gruppa = group
guff = guffaw
gulliver = head
guttiwuts = guts
hair of the dog = drink of alcohol
heft = to be erect (sexually)
heing = copulating
hen-korm = chickenfeed
horn = to cry out
horrorshow = good, well
hykur = very strong human male
in-out in-out = copulation
interessovat = to interest
itty = to go
jammiwam = jam
jeezny = life
jym-bob = a derogatory remark
kartoffel = potato
keeshkas = guts
kleb = bread
klooge = a makeshift device
klootch = key
knopka = button
kopat = to "dig"
koshka = cat
kot = tomcat
krovvy = blood
kupet = to buy
lapa = paw
leaping houses = whore houses
leo = peace officer (policeman)
lewdies = people
lighter = crone
litso = face
lomtick = piece, bit
loveted = caught
lubbilubbing = making love
luscious glory = hair
malchick = boy
malenky = little, tiny
maslo = butter
merzky = filthy
messel = thought, fancy
mesto = place
millicent = policeman
minoota = minute
molodoy = young
moloko = milk
moodge = man
morder = snout
mounch = snack
mozg = brain
nachinat = to begin
nadmenny = arrogant
nadsat = teenager
naffy time = breakfast time
nagoy = naked
nazz = fool
neezhnies = underpants
nochy = night
noga = foot, leg
nozh = knife
N-Rom = Neurological Read-Only Memory
nuking = smelling
oddy knocky = lonesome
odin = one
okno = window
on-the-fly = queue dialing multiple BBSs
oobivat = to kill
ookadeet = to leave
ooko = ear
oomny = brainy
oozhassny = terrible
oozy = chain
osoosh = to wipe
otchkies = eyeglasses
pan-handle = erection
pawl (to pawl) = to check on something
pax! = shut up!
pee and em = father and mother, (respectively)
peet = to drink
peeve = to drink
pink tea = a very formal social affair
pischcha = food
platch = to cry
platties = clothes
pleb = person with a low intelligence
pletcho = shoulder
plenny = prisoner
plesk = splash
plosh = to splash
plott = body
plusgood = really good
plusungood = really bad
podooshka = pillow
pol = sex
polezny = useful
polyclef = skeleton key
pony = to understand
poogly = frightened
pooshka = "cannon"
prestoopnik = criminal
privodeet = to lead somewhere
pretty polly = money
prod = to produce
prolefeed = propaganda
psywar = use of propaganda to gain support for one's own side
ptitsa = "chick"
pump = copulation
pyahnitsa = drunk
rabbit = work, job
pradosty = joy
rassoodock = mind
raz = time
razdraz = upset
rook, rooker = hand, arm
rot = mouth
rozz = policeman
sabog = shoe
sack = alcohol
sakar = sugar
sammy = generous
sarky = sarcastic
scoteena = "cow"
sexcrime = pleasureful sex
sexpiece = penis
shaika = gang
sharp = female
sharries = buttocks
sheing = copulating
shest = barrier
shikker = drunk
shilarny = concern
shive = slice
shiyah = neck
shlem = helmet
shlaga = club
shlapa = hat
shoom = noise
shoot = fool
sinny = cinema
skolliwoll = school
skorry = quick, quickly
skriking = scratching
skvat = to grab
sladky = sweet
slib = prostitute
sloochat = to happen
slosh, slosshy = to hear, to listen
slovo = word
smeck = laugh
smot = to look
sneety = dream
snoutie = tobacco?
snuff it = to die
sobirat = to pick up
sod = to fornicate, fornicator
soomka = "bag"
soviet = advice, order
spat = to sleep
spatchka = sleep
splodge, splosh = splash
spoogy = terrified
sprawl = a megalopolis
spunk = brave
staja = State Jail
starry = ancient
stiver = small standard of value/almost worthless
strack = horror
synthemesc = drug (synthetic mescaline)
take a toss = to copulate
tally = waist
tashtook = handkerchief
tass = cup
thou = you
timmie = coward
tolchock = to hit, push, or beat
toofles = slippers
tox = poisonous
tree = three
trip = a post
ultraviolence = ultraviolence
ungood = bad
urinarium = restroom (bathroom)
vag = tramp/bum/homeless person
vareet = to "cook up", plan
vaysay = washroom
veck = person, man, fellow (see chelloveck)
vellocet = drug
veshch = thing
viddy = to see or look
voloss = hair
von = smell
vor = vaginal oriface
vred = to harm or damage
wuzzy = mean/cruel/not nice
yahma = hole
yahoodies = Jewish people (not meant to be derogatory)
yabzick = tongue
yarbles = testicles
yeckate = to drive
warble = sing
zammechat = remarkable
zasnoot = sleep
zheena = wife
zizzy = sleep
zoobies = teeth
zvonock = bellpull
zvook = sound
The following exerpt has been taken directly from the book "1984" by
George Owell. It describes parts of speech that can be directly used with words
in the preceding dictionary.
"...The grammar of Newspeak had two outstanding peculiarities. The first
of these was an almost complete interchangeability between different parts
of speech. Any word in the language (in principle this applied even to very
abstract words such as "if" or "when") could be used either as verb, noun,
adjective, or adverb. Between the verb and the noun form, when they were of the
same root, there was never any variation, this rule of itself involving the
destruction of many archaic forms. The word thought, for example, did not exist
in Newspeak. Its place was taken by think, which did duty for both noun and
verb. No etymological principle was involved here; in some cases it was the
original noun that was chosen for retention, in other cases the verb. Even
where a noun and verb of kindred meaning were not etymologically connected, one
or other of them was frequently suppressed. There was, for example, no such
word as cut, its meaning being sufficiently covered by the noun-verb "knife."
Adjectives were formed by adding the suffix "-ful" to the noun-verb, and
adverbs by adding "-wise." Thus, for example, "speedful" meant "rapid" and
speedwise meant "quickly." Certain of our present-day adjectives, such as good,
strong, big, black, soft, were retained, but their total number was very small.
There was little need for them, since almost any adjectival meaning could be
arrived at by adding "-ful" to a noun-verb. None of the now-existing adverbs
was retained, except for a very few already ending in "-wise;" the -"wise"
termination was invariable. The word "well," for example, was replaced by
"goodwise."
In addition, any word--this again applied in principle to every word
in the language--could be negatived by adding the the affix "un-", or could be
strengthened by the affix "plus-", or for still greater emphasis "doubleplus-."
Thus, for example, uncold meant warm, while pluscold and doublepluscold meant,
respectively, very cold and superlatively cold. It was also possible, as in
present-day English, to modify the meaning of almost any word by prepositional
affixes such as "ante-," "post-," "up-," "down-," etc. By such methods it was
found possible to bring about an enormous diminution of vocabulary. Given, for
instance, the word "good" there was no need for such a word as "bad," since the
required meaning was equally well--indeed, better--expressed by "ungood." All
that was necessary, in any case where two words formed a natural pair of
opposites was to decide which of them to suppress. "Dark" for example, could be
replaced by "unlight," or "light" by "undark," according to preference.
The second distinguishing mark of Newspeak grammar was its regularity.
Subject to a few exceptions which are mentioned below, all inflections followed
the same rules. Thus, in all verbs the preterite and the past participle were
the same and ended in "-ed." The preterite of steal was throughout the
language, all such forms as "swam," "gave," "brought," "spoke," "taken," etc.,
being abolished. All plurals were made by adding "-s" or "-es" as the case
might be. The plurals of "man," "ox," "life" were "mans," "oxes, "lifes."
Comparison of adjectives was invariably made by adding "-er," "-est," (good,
gooder, goodest), irregular forms and the "more," "most" formation being
suppressed.
The only classes of words that were still allowed to inflect
irregularly were the pronouns, the relatives, the demonstrative adjectives, and
the auxiliary verbs. All of these followed their ancient usage, except that
"whom" had been scrapped as unnecessary, and the "shall," "should" tenses had
been dropped, all their uses being covered by "will" and "would." There were
also certain irregularities in word formation arising out of the need for rapid
and easy speech. A word which was difficult to utter, or was liable to be
incorrectly heard, was held to be ipso facto a bad word; occasionally
therefore, for the sake of euphony, extra letters were inserted into a word or
an archaic formation was retained. But this need made itself felt chiefly in
connection with the B vocabulary. Why so great an importance was attached to
ease of pronunciation will be made clear later in this essay.
This was an excerpt of the book "1984" by George Orwell it is in the
appendix of the book, entitled "The Principles of Newspeak." This is part of
the explanation of the "A" vocabulary of Newspeak.
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