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Date: 01-12-91 From: DALE DAY --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here's a pop quiz for all writers (courtesy, "Crazy English" by, Richard Lederer, Pocket Books, 1989): What do the following words mean: 1. ANTEBELLUM a. against women b. against war c. after the war d. before the war 2. APIARY a. school for mimics b. place where apes are kept c. place where bees are kept d. cupboard for peas 3. AQUILINE a. resembling an eagle b. relating to water c. relating to synchronized swimming d. resembling a porcupine 4. CUPIDITY a strong desire for wealth b. strong desire for love c. strong desire for amusement parks d. obtuseness 5. DISINTERESTED a. lacking a bank account b. unbiased c. bored d. lacking rest 6. ENORMITY a. great wickedness b. great size c. normal state d. cowardice 7. FORESTRESS a. ancient hair style c. female forester c. dread anticipation d. emphasis on first part of word 8. FRIABLE a. easily crumbled b. easily fried c. unhealthy d. relating to holy orders 9. HERPETOLOGY the study of a. herbs b. herpes c. female pets d. reptiles 10. HIPPOPHOBIA the fear of a. hippopotami b. horses c. getting fat d. hippies 11. INFINITESIMAL a. very small b. very large c. relating to intestines d. hesitant 12. INFLAMMABLE a. calm b. incredulous c. not easily set on fire d. easily set on fire 13. INGENUOUS a. insincere b. innocent c. clever d. mentally dull 14. MERETRICIOUS a. falsely attractive b. worthy c. good tasting d. diseased 15. PRESENTLY a. generous with gifts b. now c. soon d. presidentially 16. PROSODY the study of a. drama b. music c. prose d. versification 17. RESTIVE a. serene b. festive c. fidgety d. pensive 18. RISIBLE a. disposed to laugh b. easily lifted c. fertile d. relating to dawn 19. TOOTHSOME a. displaying prominent teeth b. missing teeth c. palatable d. serrated 20. VOTARY a. democratic country b. enthusiast c. electoral college d. revolving tool <answers in a few days. This is one of the funniest books on English I've read!> --- ? Via ProDoor 3.4?R The Home Place BBS - Las Vegas - node 1 ? ILink ? The Home Place BBS ? Las Vegas, Nevada ? 702-641-5624 Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron 415-935-5845 Just Say Yes 415-922-1613 Rat Head 415-524-3649 Cheez Whiz 408-363-9766 Reality Check 415-474-2602 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves"