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LEGAL HIGHS
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Perhaps you're puzzled about some apparently brand-new products. You might
have seen them advertised, or displayed in some head and health- food shops,
as "legal herbs" or "exotic smoking mixtures" - such unfamiliar items as
African yohimbe bark, kola nut, lobelia, kavakava, "lettuce opium," and the
like. A ripoff? Or, as claimed, legal substitutes for substances that can
put you in the pokey if you're caught with them?

Surprise: an analysis published in the august 'Journal of the American
Medical Association' reveals that a number of those plant derivatives do, in
fact, to one degree or another, have psychoactive properties. Among them:

African yohimbe bark and kavakava, mild hallucinogens (defined as drugs

that act on the nervous system and may have effects ranging from perceptual
aberrations to outright hallucinations).

Nutmeg, which contains a not-so-mild hallucinogen called myristicin that

has been known to trigger trips terrifying both mentally and physically

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Wild lettuce and wormwood, both described as narcotic-analgesics, although

neither is in a class with the opiates

Lobelia, which contains a mildly euphoriant chemical called lobeline

"Mormon tea," which has stimulant effects based on ephedrine, a drug

properly used in treating bronchial asthma

Damiana, derived from a plant known botanically as Turnera diffusa and

reportedly a mild stimulant

Gotu kola and other kola-nut derivatives, which contain caffeine and

theobromine (the latter is the active ingredient in cocoa) and can build up
to a bad case of "coffee nerves"

Datura stramonium, a/k/a jimson weed, thorn apple, or devil's apple - a

potent, and highly toxic, hallucinogen containing the belladonna alkaloids
astropine and scopolamine.

Alternatively don't let the law push you around!

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IMPROVISED DRUGS:

NUTMEG: FRESHLY (VERY FINELY) GROUND NUTMEG, WHEN TAKEN IN DOSES OF ABOUT 3
TABLESPOONS (THE BIG ONES) WILL MAKE YOU TRIP (A LITTLE) USUALLY ALL
IT DOES FOR MOST PEOPLE IS MAKE YOU FREAK OUT SOME, GET REALLY
THIRSTY, AND SPED UP.

BANANAS: THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST WELL KNOWN OF ALL IMPROVISED DRUGS. WHY
THIS IS, I DON'T KNOW. I'VE TRIED SMOKING THIS SHIT IN JOINTS, THRU
A BONG, AND IN A PIPE. (BONG IS BEST). IT GETS YOU A LITTLE HIGH, AND
A LITTLE TRIPPED. (JUST A LITTLE, BUT SUFFICIENT IF YOU'RE DESPERATE)
SO HERE'S HOW TO MAKE IT: PEEL A BUNCH OF BANANAS.
SCRAPE THE SHIT OFF THE INSIDES OF THE
PEELS.
MIX WITH WATER AND BOIL UNTIL IT'S GELLED.
DRY IT IN A LOW OVEN.
ROLL INTO POWDER AND SMOKE IN THE MANNER
OF YOUR CHOICE.

COUGH SYRUP: AT LAST, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE. SOME COUGH SYRUPS CONTAIN
COEDINE! (SIMILAR TO MORPHINE) ROBITUSSIN IS THE MOST COMMON.
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YOU CAN DRINK THE SHIT STRAIGHT (UGH) OR DO WHAT MOST PEOPLE DO
AND MIX IT WITH AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF A SOFT DRINK. (THE CARBONATED
WATER PUTS THE COEDINE IN YOUR SYSTEM FASTER, THEREFORE GIVING
YOU A BETTER HIGH. YOU GET REALLY MELLOW AND LAZY. THIS SHIT IS
GREAT!

WHITE-OUT: THIS IS JUST LIKE SNIFFING GLUE OR GASOLINE. IT WILL GET YOU HIGH,
AND SOMETIMES REALLY FREAK YOU THE FUCK OUT (HALLUCINATING AND ALL)
AND SINCE IT CAN CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE, I WOULDN'T RECCOMEND IT.

CATNIP: WHEN SMOKED IN VOLUME (ABOUT 3-4 JOINTS OR A FEW HITS OFF A BONG),
CATNIP HAS MUCH THE SAME EFFECT AS MARIJUANA.

MORNING GLORY SEEDS: IF YOU EAT ABOUT A BIG HANDFUL OF THESE BASTARDS, YOU
WILL HAVE A PRETTY GOOD TRIP. YOU WILL ALMOST FOR SURE
GET SICK AND PUKE, THOUGH. THE ROYAL BLUES ARE THE BEST.
MORNING GLORIES HAVE LSD IN THEM, BUT THEY ALSO HAVE
POISONS IN THEM THAT MAKE YOU SICK.

PEANUTS: THIS SEEMS TO BE BULLSHIT. I'VE SMOKED TONS OF PEANUT SKINS AND NEVER
FELT SHIT.
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TOADS: TAKE TREE FROGS, DRY THEM AND SMOKE THE SKINS. PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS.
IF YOU'RE THIS DESPERATE, CALL ME AND I'LL FAX YOU A DOOB OR SOMETHING!
I HAVE NOT PERSONALLY TRIED THIS ONE, BUT A FRIEND OF MINE DID. I WAS
THERE WHEN HE DID IT, AND HE REALLY WENT FUCKING NUTS! THE REASON THIS
WORKS IS BECAUSE YOU POISON YOURSELF INTO HALLUCINATIONS DUE TO
CHEMICALS IN THE FROG'S SKIN. KINDA LIKE HAVING AMOEBIC INFESTATION.

SLEEP DEPRIVATION: AFTER ABOUT 96 HOURS, YOU GET AWAKE AND HALLUCINATORY.
DRINK COFFEE TO STAY AWAKE, AND YOU'LL BE FREAKED.

ASPIRIN: GRIND IT UP VERY FINELY AND SNORT IT. IT WILL GIVE YOU A HEAD RUSH
AND A HALF. THIS WORKS BECAUSE THE ASPIRIN QUICKLY OPENS UP BLOOD
VESSELS NEAR YOUR BRAIN. LASTS ABOUT 1 MINUTE.

VALIUM: YOUR MOM PROBABLY HAS SOME OF THIS AROUND. GRIND IT UP AND SNORT IT.
YOU WILL GET TOTALLY BUZZED AND MELLOW. IF YOUR NOSE CAN'T HANDLE IT,
THEN JUST TAKE THEM. YOU WILL GET A LESSER EFFECT. DON'T TAKE MORE
THAN A 30 (6 5'S OR 3 10'S) BECAUSE YOU WILL O.D.

WHIPPED CREAM: HOLD THE CANISTER WITH THE NOZZLE UP. INHALE ALL THE GAS FROM
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IT THAT YOU CAN. HOLD IT FOR A WHILE BEFORE LETTING IT GO. YOU
WILL GET A MASSIVE HEAD RUSH AND POSSIBLY PASS OUT. THIS IS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE JUST INHALED NITROUS OXIDE!

LETTUCE: TAKE THE HEARTS AND ROOTS OF LETTUCE. LIQUEFY THEM IN A BLENDER,
EVAPORATE THE LIQUID AND SMOKE THE RESIDUE. (WITHOUT LETTING THE
FLAME TOUCH THE SHIT. THIS WILL PUT YOU ON THE EDGE OF ORGASM FOR A
FEW HOURS. IT'S JUST LIKE SMOKING OPIUM, MAINLY BECAUSE IT CONTAINS
OPIATES.

POPPIES: HAVEN'T TRIED THIS ONE YET, BUT IT COMES FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.
PUT A FEW POPPY LEAVES ON A SANDWICH, SIT IN THE SUN AND WATCH THE
SKY FALL ON YOU. THE LEAVES SUPPOSEDLY HAVE OPIUM IN THEM.

DRAMAMINE: IF YOU TAKE TOO MANY MOTION-SICKNESS PILLS (DRAMAMINE, STABIL, ETC)
YOU WILL REALLY TRIP OUT. YOU WILL BE DRUNK AS A FUCKING MONKEY
FOR HOURS AND HALLUCINATE SOME.

ANTIHISTIMINES: BENADRYL AND ACTIFED WILL GET YOU HIGH IF YOU TAKE A LOT OF
THEM. (ABOUT THREE TIMES THE RECCOMENDED SHOULD DO IT) YOU
WILL GET DROWSY AND FALL AROUND AND BE REALLY RELAXED.
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DRUGS TO STEAL FROM THE MEDICINE CABINET:

ANY TIME YOU SEE PERKEDAN, ZANEX, VALIUM, OR ANY SORT OF PILLS MARKED "FOR
NERVES", SNATCH THE FUCKERS UP! THEY WILL MELLOW YOU OUT TOTALLY.

MARIJUANA GROWING TIPS:

MARIJUANA BASICLY NEEDS 2 THINGS TO THRIVE: LIGHT (LOTS) AND SOIL WITH A VERY
HIGH NITROGEN CONTENT. THE BEST FERTILIZER FOR MJ IS CHICKEN SHIT, BUT IF YOU
USE IT, BE SURE NOT TO TOUCH THE PLANT WITH IT YOU'LL KILL IT. FOR THE BEST
RESULTS, MAKE A SMALL RING OF CHICKEN SHIT AROUND THE PLANT ROUGHLY 12 INCHES
FROM THE PLANT AT ALL POINTS. YOU CAN GROW MJ INSIDE WITH MUCH SUCCESS. JUST
LINE THE INSIDE OF YOUR CLOSET WITH ALUMINUM FOIL, AND PUT A BUNCH OF HEAT
LAMPS INSIDE. YOU WILL NEED A LARGE TUB FOR THE SOIL, AND YOU MUST WATER IT A
KEEP THE LIGHTS ON 16 HOURS OUT OF THE DAY. THE REMAINING 8, ONLY HAVE
ONE LIGHT ON. THIS (FOR SOME REASON) MAKES IT GROW BETTER THAN CONSTANT LIGHT.
CUT THE LEAVES BACK ONCE A WEEK, UNTIL YOU'RE READY TO HARVEST IT TOTALLY. THIS
WILL MAKE YOUR FINAL PRODUCT A LOT MORE POTENT.

HOW TO BUILD AN ATOMIC BONG:
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FIRST, LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT A BONG IS AND HOW IT WORKS. A BONG IS A PIPE THAT
FILTERS SMOKE THROUGH WATER, THEREBY TAKING OUT MOST OF THE TAR, AND COOLING
IT DOWN. (MAKING IT A LOT EASIER TO GET MORE SMOKE AND THE SMOKE YOU DO GET IS
MORE POWERFUL) MOST BONGS ARE STRAIGHT UP DESIGNED, BUT I HAVE STUMBLED UPON A
BONG DESIGN THAT BLOWS ALL OTHER BONGS AWAY.
\_/<-BOWL TUBING
OK, MAKE SURE THE SMALL HOLE IS ABOVE YOUR WATER-LINE! (JUST A LITTLE TINY BIT)
YOU CAN USE VIRTUALLY ANY TUBING, AND ANY BOWL. I WOULD SUGGEST USING WAX FOR
THE **** BECAUSE IT IS MORE SOLID. AFTER YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED THE ABOVE DEVICE, MOUNT IT ON A BOARD OR IN SOME TYPE OF STAND SO YOU DON'T SPILL BONG-WATER ON
YOURSELF WHILE YOU'RE STONED. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS BONG, DROP
ME MAIL ON ONE OF THE SYSTEMS LISTED AT THE END OF THIS FILE. IF YOU LIKE WEED,
YOU MUST HAVE ONE OF THESE BONGS. THEY REALLY KICK ASS!

HOW TO EXTRACT LSD FROM SEEDS:

GRIND UP 150 GRAMS OF ROYAL BLUE MORNING GLORY SEEDS. USE SEEDS THAT YOU GREW
YOURSELF, BECAUSE MOST COMPANIES PUT POISON ON THEM.

SOAK THE GROUND SEEDS IN 130CC OF PETROLEUM ETHER FOR 2 DAYS.

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FILTER THE MIXTURE THROUGH A TIGHT SCREEN.

DISCARD THE LIQUID.

ALLOW MUSH TO DRY.

SOAK IN 110CC OF WOOD ALCHOHOL FOR 2 NORE DAYS.

FILTER THE SOLUTION INTO A STOPPERED CONTAINER.

SOAK SEED MUSH AGAIN IN 110CC OF WOOD ALCHOHOL FOR 2 DAYS.

FITLER THE LIQUID INTO ANOTHER STOPPERED CONTAINER AND PITCH THE MUSH.

COMBINE LIQUIDS IN A TRAY AND LET THEM EVAPORATE.

SCRAPE THE RESIDUE.

THIS RESIDUE IS LSD.

GRANTED, THIS IS WEAK LSD, BUT LSD NONETHELESS.
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* -------> LEGAL HIGHS! <--------- **
* IN OTHER WORDS,HOW TO GET WASTED **
* WITHOUT PHEAR OF THE PHUZZ... **
* DEVIOUSLY CONCIEVED BY **
* >< HACK SABBATH >< **
* ANARCHY REIGNS! **
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WHY DID I TYPE THIS UP MAY I ASK?
WELL FUCK...I WAS STONED! HEHE
IN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF BOB DYLAN

"EVERYBODY MUST GET STONED."

EVER FOUND YOURSELF IN THE FUCKED
SITUATION WHERE YOU WANNA GET HIGH,BUT
YOU AIN'T GOT ANY BUDZ OR YOU'RE FRESH
OUTA BREWSKIS? SURE YA HAVE! WELL
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THIS STUPID
PHILE AND A LITTLE SNOOPING AROUND THE
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HOUSE YOU TOO CAN GET HIGH,LEGALLY!

ALL THE BULLSHIT FOUND IN THIS PHILE
CAN AND WILL GET YOU FUCKED UP IN ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER. WEATHER ITS A "GOOD"
HIGH IS NOT CERTAIN. BUT SOME OF THE
SHIT MENTIONED WILL HAVE MIND-BENDING
RESULTS. IF YOU'RE HARD UP OR STUPID
ENOUGH TO TRY THESE,GO FOR IT! JUST
DONT FREAK OUT AND GO ON ONE OF THOSE
REVENGE TRIPS! I DO NOT TAKE THE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!
OK,ENUFF OF THIS SHIT,LETS PARTY!

A) NUTMEG

YES! NUTMEG CONTAINS A PSYCHEDELIC
SUBSTANCE. IT'S ONE OF THE MAIN INGRED-
IENTS IN MDMA,OR MORE COMMONLY KNOWN
AS XTC.
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TAKE 1 OR 2+ TEASPOONS(OR
TABLESPOONS!!) OF FRESHLY GROUND NUTMEG,AND IF
YOURE LUCKY,WITHIN 2 HOURS YOU'LL BE
OFF ON AN INTERESTING TRIP IF SLIGHTLY
UNCOMFORTABLE TRIP. IF YOU'RE UNLUCKY
THEN YOU MAY EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING
SYMPTOMS:RAPID HEARTBEAT,HEADACHE,
DIZZINESS AND YOU'LL PROBABLY PUKE!
FUCKIN' A!
SO THE NEXT CHRISTMAS WHEN YOUR MOM
IS MAKING EGGNOG,GRAB THE WHOLE DAMN
CAN OF NUTMEG AND GET WASTED! HAHAHA
THE ABOVE ALSO APPLIES TO MACE. BOTH
OF THESE SPICES ARE DEFINATLY A LAST
RESORT... B) MORNING GLORY SEEDS
THESE LITTLE FUCKERS WERE POPULAR
BACK IN THE 60'S FOR A CHEAP LEGAL
HIGH. INTERESTED? READ ON...
THE SEEDS OF THIS COMMON FLOWERING
VINE CONTAIN A SUBSTANCE VERY SIMILAR
TO LSD. TAKE ABOUT A HUNDRED SEEDS FOR
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A STARTER,PICKING THE PEARLY GATES OR
HEAVENLY BLUE VARIETY (ORDER WHOLESALE
FROM A LARGE SEED COMPANY), WHICH HAVE
NOT BEEN SPRAYED WITH NOXIOUS CHEMICALS
THAT ARE MEANT TO DISCOURAGE THIS
PRACTICE.
MASH THE SEEDS AND SOAK THE PULP IN
WARM WATER FOR UP TO 8 HOURS. STRAIN
THE LIQUID THROUGH A CLOTH AND GUZZLE
DOWN THE WATER. ASIDE FROM ALMOST
CERTAIN NAUSEA, THIS WILL BE THE
EQUIVALENT TO A LOW DOSE OF ACID. TRIP!
TIME TO WATCH TRAILS COME'N OFF OF THE
VIDEO GAMES YOU ARE PLAYING.

C) HELIOTROPE

MAKE A TEA BY BOILING A SMALL HANDFUL
OF ROOTS AND RHYSOMES FOR A FEW MINUTES
OR BOIL AWAY THE WATER, SCOOP UP THE
RESIDUE, STUFF IT INTO A GELATIN
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CAPSULE AND SWALLOW IT.
YOU WILL HAVE TAKEN A POWERFUL
"ORGANIC" TRANQUILIZER CALLED VALERIC
ACID. JELL OUT DUDE...

D) LETTUCE

THE WILD LETTUCE IS FULL OF A
CHEMICAL SIMILAR TO OPIUM AND WHICH WAS
ONCE USED MEDICALLY AS AN OPIATE SUB-
STIUTE. STORE-BOUGHT LETTUCE CONTAINS
THIS CHEMICAL IN THE ROOTS AND BITTER
HEART. TAKE THE WHOLE WILD LETTUCE
OR THE ROOTS AND HEART OF YOUR GROCER'S
BEST AND RUN IT THROUGH AN ELECTRIC
VEGITABLE JUICER. KEEP FEEDING IN THE
LETTUCE UNTIL YOU HAVE ABOUT A PINT
OF LIQUID, THEN POUR IT IN A GLASS BOWL
AND LET IT EVAPORATE UNDER A HEAT LAMP
OR THE SUN. SCRAPE UP THE RESIDUE AND
PUT A PINCH IN A PIPE. SMOKE IT WITH-
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OUT LETTING THE FLAME TOUCH THE RESIDUE
---MUCH THE SAME AS YOU WOULD SMOKE
OPIUM ITSELF. PRETEND YOU'RE SITTIN
IN A CHINESE OPIUM DEN AND GET FUCKIN
HIGH!

E) HOPS

BREW ONE OUNCE OF A FEMALE HOPS
ANT IN A PINT OF BOILING WATER,
ALLOW TO STAND FOR A FEW HOURS, STRAIN
AND HAVE A FEW SPOONFULS AT A TIME.
IT IS A CALMING SEDATIVE.

F) CATNIP

ALL US CATS AND KITTENS CAN GET
HIGH WITH IT TOO. SMOKE IT LIKE POT.
IT MAY TAKE A LONG TIME, BUT YOU'LL
FEEL A SLIGHT BUZZ EVENTUALLY. SOME
SAY IT'S STRONGER WHEN MIXED WITH
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TOBACCO. FUCK WHO KNOWS?!?

G) BANANA SKINS

THIS IS A PHUNNY AND EFFECTIVE
HIPPY HOAX THAT HAD PATRIOTIC GREEN-
GROWERS PUBLICLY BANNING BANANAS
FROM THEIR STORES IN THE 60'S. DON'T
TRY IT UNLESS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER
TO DO(SORTA LIKE THE PHILE).
SCRAPE OFF THE WHITE PULP FROM THE
INSIDE OF THE SKINS, ADD WATER, AND
BOIL DOWN TO A GUMMY MUSH. DRY THE MUSH
IN A LOW OVEN AND RUB IT INTO POWDER.
TECHNICALLY THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE
WHICH COULD GET YOU HIGH, AND IF
YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN IT,THERE YOU GO!
SMOKE IT IN A PIPE.

"THEY CALL IT MELLOW YELLOW"

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H) PEANUT PAPERS

THIS IS GOTTA BE TOTAL BULLSHIT!
BUT TRY IT ANYWAYS WHILE YOURE WAITING
FOR THE BANANA PEALS TO DRY. TAKE THE
PAPERS OFF OF THOSE RAW PEANUTS,YOU
KNOW THE BROWN ONES THAT GET STUCK IN
YOUR MOUTH. ROLL UP IN A JOINT AND
SMOKE!

I) SEASICKNESS PILLS

LOOK OUT! YEAH IF YOU PURPOSELY
O.D.(OVERDOSE) ON THEM YOU WILL BE SENTINTO
OBLIVION FOR ABOUT 8 OR SO HOURS.
WATCH THE WALLS MELT AND FALL OVER ALOT
AND MAYBE BARF. PHUN!

J) PEYOTE

WELL IT IS ILLEGAL UNLESS YOU BELONG
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TO THE NATIVE AMERICAN CHURCH. YEP THEY
FRY OUT ALL THE TIME! REMEMBER THE
DON JUAN TRILOGY BY CARLOS CASTANEDA?
ACTUALLY YOU COULD GO OUT AND FRY WITH
THEM FOR FREE,BUT I GUARANTY YOU A WILD
TRIP!!!

K) LIQUID PAPER

THIS SHIT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND IF
INHALED. I TOTALLY ADVISE YOU NOT TO
TRY THIS SHIT! AS A MATER OF FACT MOST
ANYTHING THAT SMELLS OF CHEMICALS WILL
FUCK YOU UP! GASOLINE,CLEANERS,SPRAY
PAINT,LUBRICANTS,LIGHTER FLUID,LACQUER,
KEROSENE,BENZENE,CARBON TETRACHLORIDE,
AND THE EVER POPULAR MODEL AIRPLANE
GLUE. AVOID ALL THIS CRAP,ITS REALLY
DANGEROUS.

L) PINEAL GLAND
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THE EXTRACTED PINEAL GLAND FROM A
LIVE HUMAN BODY IF CHEWED WILL TOTALLY
ERADICATE YOUR MIND FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS
OR SO. OR IF THE EXTRACTED PURE ADREN-
ACROME IS TAKIN IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET
HIGH. MAYBE TOO FAR OUT THERE. WHILE
ITS ILLEGAL TO TAKE A LIVE PINEAL GLAND
FROM A LIVE PERSON(THATS STEALING!)
THE GLAND PROBABLY ISNT ILLEGAL TO
HAVE. WHO CARES?

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WELL THATS IT FOR NOW, EXPERIMENT,
AND MOST OF ALL HAVE PHUN!

JUST REMEMBER THIS:

"A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND
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INDEED"

AND REMEMBER THIS:

"KEED SPILLS,PILL SKEEDS,SKILL
PEEDS..."

AND REMEMBER THIS:

"IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED I AM!"

LATER DAZE...

][ACK SABBATH

AND THE PHABULOUS
PHURRY
PHREAK
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BROTHERS