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:::::::::::::::::::::::: A Book Of Lists Compiled By Shooting Shark :::::::::::::::::::::::: Call: The Roman Forum 4153328-5916 Don't Call: Speed Demon 4155522-3074 25 Gay names for a BBS: (Sadly, all exist or existed) 1. Speed Demon 2. Commodore Kids 3. K-Mart (The Classified Ads board is probably called "Blue Light Specials") 4. Disk Byters 5. The Entertainment Network 6. The Commodore Cafe 7. The Gnome's Gnoll 8. The Oven 9. Apple Entertainment 10. Lobotomy 11. The Bull Board 12. Kraking Corner 13. Xevious 14. The Diner 15. The Bee Hive 16. Rock 'n' Roll Harbor 17. Gotham City 18. The Missing Link 19. Montezuma's Revenge 20. Defcon One 10 Cool Names for a system: (all exist or existed) 1. Miami Vice Catsend 2. St. Elsewhere 3. The Private Sector 4. Adventurer's Tavern 5. The Black Market 6. Seven Cities Of Gold 7. The Cat's Den 8. The Trading Post 9. Sherwood Forrest 10. Agents Of Fortune 15 Stupid Handles: (All are in use or have been used at one time) 1. The Albatross 2. The Disk Plummer (sic) 3. Mr Bud 4. Bud Man 5. The Reeper (sic) 6. Tightass Tom 7. John Rambo 8. He-Man 9. Skeletor 10. The Commodore Kid 11. Mr. Pirate 12. Black Flag 13. Three Rocks 14. Run Ready 15. The Pink Panther 20 Cool things: 1. Apple ][+'s lower case chips, at least 64k, and 80 columns 2. 128k /ees 3. Macintoshes 4. The Commodore Amiga 5. Appleworks 6. Locksmith 5.0 7. CH Joysticks 8. Apple ][ monitors 9. IBMs with at least 256k and color graphics 10. Cat-Fur 11. Apple Cats 12. Wild Cards 13. the Senior Prom for the /ee 14. Ramworks with 1 mb RAM 15. Siders 16. 20 mb Corvus hds 17. Mockingboards 18. ProDOS 19. Merlin 20. DDD ][ 15 Un-Cool things: 1. Anything by Commodore besides the Amiga 2. Anything by Atari, including the 520st 3. DOS 3.2 4. Apple // monitors 5. Duodisks 6. Micromodem /ee's 7. Networker Modems 8. Unmodified Networks 9. Letter-Quality printers slower than 20 cps 10. Koala-Pads 11. John Maxfield (Cable Pair) 12. Wildcard /ee's 13. Upper Case 14. Any software by Sierra On-Line 15. Any show on CBS The 8 worst BBS programs: ( 1 = worst ) 1. Nexus 2. Unmodified Tele-Cat 3. Modified Tele-Cat 4. Unmodified Networks 5. GBBS 6. T-Net (if you're a sysop) 7. Applenet 2.2 8. PBBS The 5 Best BBS programs: ( 1 = best ) 1. Networks with all the mods 2. The Police Station's Software (RIP) 3. AppleNet 2.0 with all the mods 4. T-Net (if you're calling it) 5. HBBS (Well written, but don't ask me to call any HBBS systems) "In denouncing any Handles or System names, I am not implying anything about the characters or merits of those Handles and Systems. There are some cool people who have Stupid Handles, and there are some cool systems with Gay names." In other words, don't come looking for me if you were offended by anything you read here. I'm sure you're a nice person and all that, and an obscure t-file isn't really going to hurt your ability to get high access, run a decent board, get 750 on the verbal SAT, get girls, etc. etc. etc. Compiled 3 September 1985 By Shooting Shark