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REPORTER: MR Iolfree, did you ever get it together with the
Sweden woman?
IOLFREE: No, we only ever go to IKEA, we never got beyond that
REPORTER: that is disappointing
IOLFREE: YES well what you must understand is that she is some
sort of scandinavian aristocrat well I mean she is like
that fairy tale, snow white and the seven dwarves and
I try to be like a sort of prince charming.
WELL she has seven neighbours and they drain her energy.
the whole time we were at IKEA her phone kept ringing.
Suppose her next door neighbour is lying down in a pool
of urine, maybe he should take responsibility for his
actions rather than phoning snow white.
she is too humble. I want her to withdraw from the
dwarves somewhat. She is a six-footer. And
she should be more aloof, like a nordic princess.
Also her dog is too small. She should have some sort of
big norwegian dog and an eighties Volvo.
She could carry all this off.
She needs to see that she is better than everyone.
It's infuriating. If only she could see herself and then
she would see she was born for better things.
REPORTER: and so would you say your life is a slow-motion
train wreck?
IOFREE: I wouldn't say that. A lot of others have
it worse than me.