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-This login written exclusivley for Hollow Hills, By Ragon. Yeah buds its getting 'round xmas time and you deicde you gotta go visit santa and his old lady down at the east street bar, near the north pole refuge for the metaly ill. Santa Always was a joker i remember when he started them storys about his yx:eer and going 'round throwing presents down chimneys...if only them little kiddies knew santa is really a drunk junkie living in an asylum. You board the 'north pole' jet and start on your way....looks pretty icey out and they sky is turning a deep black....ARGH! The Plane is crashing, last you know lights are flashing on and off, people are screaming, cheech and chong are singing xmas carols, aliens are launing lasers from their ships, and suddenly BOOM! The Plane explodes. Being prepared for all of these good crashes you pop your chute and put on your wet suit, but gait whats that cave over there...as you begin to enter a small man with a black wet suit, overcoat and hat comes up to you and says... Hey bud, whas the woid? Or if ya have none, type 'NEEDED'. Heigh Hoe SLIPPED DISK! Welcome! Today is Fri Dec 13.