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The Ordination package costs $49.00 USD. This includes:
Free shipping is included anywhere in the world
The Certificates are printed on high quality parchment paper, and have an embossed black and silver foil seal. Dimensions are 8.5" x 11". The current design depicts a historical scene out of our scripture.
These credentials are suitable for presiding over social ceremonies such as weddings and baptisms, performing last rites, casting out false prophets, performing exorcisms and so on. Your name will be added to the official registry of Ordained FSM Ministers.
The Wallet ID Cards are silver resin fused to black PVC.
Front and back of wallet ID Cards
Also included are two White Vinyl Car Decals
The decals are about 4" wide, die-cut white vinyl. They're weatherproof. I'll send you replacements if they get worn out and/or vandalized by a religious bigot.