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Your Favorite Color is the
Key to Your Sexual Life
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car
you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The
key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most
people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look
around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your
clothing and home decor. The predominant color for you is
the one that appears most frequently -- it's the one that
mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the
association between color and sexual patterns.
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the
sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way
imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the
ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of
red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
aware.
YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual
drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The
favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic --
not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most cases the
person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a
passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,
but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody
you enjoy or admire.
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to
mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise
more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they
flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate
men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers
and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates
for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick
up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like
pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider
themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the
sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their
hair. Men are business-like in their approach to
lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more
concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
gratification.
BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex
(not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are
the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people
and often perform at their peak when under stress or during
unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex
offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence
that the uniform of mosters and teenage gangs is black
attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent
in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always
make love like virgins all their life. And a man may
always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and
endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry
about infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual
fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act
play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important
as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings,
meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange
people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a
darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and
women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.
BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for
the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep,
sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex
is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you"
often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain
or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a
lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make
love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word
could end the affair.
GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are
indecisive. They can't get excited about anything --
including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade.
Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving
tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam,
thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have
intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to
accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count
the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
with and done. But when teamed with another color, the grey
spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a
grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They
are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's
needs. They consider love making a fine art and their
approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert
pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would
play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to
the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion
may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery
aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the
aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In
marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking
outside interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex
often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature.
French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight
in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath
the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act.
These people still use pet names for their genitals.