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2023-09-27: Money printer goes brr; iPhones unaffected

Over the past few years Iā€™ve seen prices of things go up. Van Leeuwen ice cream stopped going on sale regularly and the containers shrunk to 14 ounces instead of a proper 16-ounce pint. The new ground-beef on-sale price is the old sticker price.

On the other hand, Iā€™ve been watching iPhone announcements and thought ā€œthatā€™s oddā€¦didnā€™t they miss an opportunity to bump the cost of the phone by $100?ā€

Someone else did the math and the things have been getting cheaper in real dollars. I actually was noticing a real thing.

ā€œConfirmed: The iPhone 15 is the most affordable iPhone since 2007ā€

In case you want to find out what prices of yesteryear are like today, I use this:

The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics ā€” CPI Inflation Calculator

2023-09-24: This post is flavored like a ROOPHLOCH entry, but I made it inside my house

I use Theodolite. I like it, and recommend it (although I donā€™t know what else is out there in this space).

One annoyance: When you open it on your phone (or iPad), any playing audio stops.

However, if you never grant it microphone access (or revoke it later), then the operating system wonā€™t need to pause whateverā€™s playing when you open the app.

The app in question:

Theodolite

Theodolite (for iPhones) on the App Store

Theodolite HD (for iPads) on the App Store

2023-09-24: Adding just enough branding to pages for people who save them and then, a long time later, wonder where they were from

Back on 2/28/2022, I wondered about capsule-page branding. Capsules and pages in Geminispace seems to be at least as ephemeral as Web sites and pages, so saving pages you really like seems to be an extra-good idea.

But if someone does that with your page, and wants to go check on your capsule to see if itā€™s still around, will your page have enough information in it to help the person go look for your live capsule, assuming it still exists?

My opinion at the time was ā€œI donā€™t care enough to make this easy for other people. It would be too much work, especially if I want to move pages around.ā€

However, after a little bit of thinking, I decided to have my ā€œHomeā€ link be absolute instead of a series of links to the parent directory (referred to as ..).

This was easy enough in Visual Studio Codeā€™s search-and-replace. While Jamie Zawinski (and everyone else on the planet) is right to say you canā€™t parse HTML with regular expressions in the general case, youā€™ll probably be OK if you have an interactive regular expression editor that will show you the before-and-after and also a way to verify, with diffs, whether the changes were OK or messed up.

I did the same thing to the tracking-pixel link. Those links are all absolute now, too. The parameter, however, is relative to the capsule root.

With these two changes, a download-happy technically-savvy Geminaut now has a snowballā€™s chance in hell of figuring out where Halfway to Mars pages came from originally.

2023-09-18: Using multiple different terminal emulators

Bjƶrn ā€œew0kā€ WƤrmedal asks about terminal-emulator usage:

ew0k, ā€œAre You a Terminal Emulator Hipster?ā€

I primarily use the bundled Terminal.app on macOS. Itā€™s pretty good as long as you donā€™t need or want 24-bit color (which you really do if you use Kakoune or Helix or Micro).

Then I started doing day-job work on my machine. I like to keep work-work segregated from my personal stuff, so I downloaded iTerm 2 and run all my day-job stuff in that. macOS is ā€” unlike Windows and all Linux desktop environments Iā€™ve used ā€” very application-centric as opposed to window-centric, so having one terminal app per task area is nice. Sometimes Iā€™ll want to hide all my work stuff during the weekend, or not have work windows pop up when Iā€™m trying to select a personal-stuff terminal window.

iTerm has 24-bit color, but it doesnā€™t have San Francisco Mono or blurring for partially-transparent backgrounds.

I eventually started wanting a not-work emulator capable of 24-bit color, so I settled on Alacritty. Itā€™s comically Spartan by macOS standards (all configuration is in a text file and there arenā€™t any keyboard shortcuts for it other than āŒ˜H and āŒ˜Q), but it does do 24-bit color. It does not blur backgrounds or use San Francisco Mono.

If I were on probably any other platform I wouldnā€™t juggle multiple terminals like this. When Iā€™ve dabbled in (fake-)UNIX desktop environments Iā€™ve never cared enough to use anything other than the default unless the default is comically bare-bones, like xterm.

2023-09-17: Being picky about audio-stream downloads with yt-dlp

I wanted to download the Apple Event titled ā€œWonderlustā€ (mentioned below). I tried using yt-dlp, and that gave me the biggest, bestest videoā€¦but the audio track it snagged had audio with descriptions.

Hereā€™s how I ended up getting the audio that I wanted.

As of this writing, the link to watch the event is on the main Apple Events page:

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

Thereā€™s a ā€œWatch the eventā€ link that links to an M3U8 file:

ā€œWatch the eventā€ link

.m3u8 files are .m3u playlists, but with UTF-8 support. You ought to open one up in a text editor sometime.

Anyway, thatā€™ll be the operative URL for all this yt-dlp jiggerypokery.

Hereā€™s how you can get a list of everything available:

yt-dlp -F $URL

Where, of course, $URL is the .m3u8 URL mentioned above.

This will give you a big olā€™ table:

ID                                              EXT RESOLUTION FPS ā”‚    FILESIZE   TBR PROTO ā”‚ VCODEC          VBR ACODEC     MORE INFO
ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€ā”€
audio-atmos-eac3-640-English                    mp4 audio only     ā”‚                   m3u8  ā”‚ audio only          unknown    [en] English
audio-atmos-eac3-640-English_Audio_Descriptions mp4 audio only     ā”‚                   m3u8  ā”‚ audio only          unknown    [en] English Audio Descriptions
audio-stereo-aac-128-English                    mp4 audio only     ā”‚                   m3u8  ā”‚ audio only          unknown    [en] English
audio-stereo-aac-128-English_Audio_Descriptions mp4 audio only     ā”‚                   m3u8  ā”‚ audio only          unknown    [en] English Audio Descriptions
383                                             mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 233.04MiB  384k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001e    384k video only
406                                             mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 246.69MiB  406k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001e    406k video only
894                                             mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 543.03MiB  894k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001e    894k video only
916                                             mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 556.67MiB  917k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001e    917k video only
601                                             mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 365.12MiB  601k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L90   601k video only
1111                                            mp4 640x360     30 ā”‚ ~ 675.10MiB 1112k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L90  1112k video only
772                                             mp4 960x540     30 ā”‚ ~ 469.26MiB  773k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001f    773k video only
1283                                            mp4 960x540     30 ā”‚ ~ 779.24MiB 1283k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001f   1283k video only
891                                             mp4 960x540     30 ā”‚ ~ 541.60MiB  892k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L90   892k video only
1402                                            mp4 960x540     30 ā”‚ ~ 851.58MiB 1402k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L90  1402k video only
1109                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~ 673.73MiB 1109k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.4d401f   1109k video only
1161                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~ 705.47MiB 1162k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001f   1162k video only
1619                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~ 983.72MiB 1620k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.4d401f   1620k video only
1672                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~1015.45MiB 1672k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.64001f   1672k video only
1253                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~ 761.05MiB 1253k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L93  1253k video only
1340                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~ 813.87MiB 1340k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L120 1340k video only
1763                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~   1.05GiB 1764k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L93  1764k video only
1850                                            mp4 1280x720    30 ā”‚ ~   1.10GiB 1851k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.L120 1851k video only
2518                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.49GiB 2519k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.640028   2519k video only
2702                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.60GiB 2702k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.640028   2702k video only
3029                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.80GiB 3029k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.640028   3029k video only
3212                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.91GiB 3213k m3u8  ā”‚ avc1.640028   3213k video only
2132                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.26GiB 2133k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H120 2133k video only
2231                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.32GiB 2232k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H120 2232k video only
2643                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.57GiB 2643k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H120 2643k video only
2742                                            mp4 1920x1080   30 ā”‚ ~   1.63GiB 2742k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H120 2742k video only
3119                                            mp4 2560x1440   30 ā”‚ ~   1.85GiB 3120k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 3120k video only
3629                                            mp4 2560x1440   30 ā”‚ ~   2.15GiB 3630k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 3630k video only
5201                                            mp4 3840x2160   30 ā”‚ ~   3.08GiB 5202k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 5202k video only
5711                                            mp4 3840x2160   30 ā”‚ ~   3.39GiB 5712k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 5712k video only
5994                                            mp4 3840x2160   30 ā”‚ ~   3.56GiB 5994k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 5994k video only
6504                                            mp4 3840x2160   30 ā”‚ ~   3.86GiB 6505k m3u8  ā”‚ hvc1.2.4.H150 6505k video only

Now, use -f to pick the video and audio streams you want:

yt-dlp -f 6504+audio-atmos-eac3-640-English $URL

Run that, wait a bit for it to download, and now you have your 75-minute infomercial uncluttered by spoken description ā€” and itā€™s in Dolby Atmos, to boot. Of course, you should probably listen to one of these tracks with descriptions at least once, because the speaker will occasionally know things that you might not (like what the garage at Apple Park looks like, and that youā€™re zooming through it during a transition from, say, Craig Federighi to Johny Srouji).

Background:

https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp

2023-09-17: Pointing at things

solderpunk has a new file format:

smol.earth, ā€œCompendium curatorā€™s file formatā€

It looks like this:

# this line doesnā€™t start with gemini:// or gopher://, so itā€™s a comment, and the # is entirely unnecessary

gemini://gemini.circumlunar.space/users/adiabatic/scrawlspace/ tech self-promotion unfocused
gopher://gopher.floodgap.com/ information-for-newbies

These spaces could be tabs. Iā€™m not sure if multiple spaces-and/or-tabs are allowed. Iā€™m also not sure whatā€™s supposed to happen if the line starts with whitespace.

Anyhow.

You could make a file like this and put it on your capsule for automatic pollers to consume and generate an aggregated, tagged list of things.

This sounds interesting from a technical perspective and the kind of thing Iā€™d like to do myself, but I canā€™t think of any single topic worth aggregating and publishing. I have enough trouble keeping my Lagrange bookmarks organized as it is.

Iā€™d note that itā€™s not inherent to the file format that these things be individual pages on a topic. One could categorize various capsulesā€™ home pages the same way, or possibly capsulesā€™ topic pages (like my own So You Want To Lose Fat).

2023-09-12: Consoom?

Tim starts his bit with an Apple Watch Ultra. I think his forearms are bigger than mine, and heā€™s got less fat on him, too.

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The music playing during the transition to Jeff Williams is strongly reminiscent of strangling-cat vocals ā€” listen to the Demon Slayer: Kametsu No Yaiba introductions for an idea of what I mean. I suppose itā€™s nice that theyā€™re drawing from multiple sources available here in the US rather than the usual two-pole axis.

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On-device Siri processing? Thatā€™s something I could use.

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Double-tap? I might be able to use that occasionally.

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ā€¦

Words fail me.

ā€¦

Actually, no, they donā€™t. This skit reminds me of Joel Spolskyā€™s retelling of a Meeting with Bill where he actually doesnā€™t break and actually answers all of Gatesā€™s questions.

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High-quality carbon credits

As opposed toā€¦?

ā€œPsst.ā€

ā€œHey buddy.ā€

ā€œYou wanna buy somma deezā€¦carbon credits?ā€

[opens side of trenchcoat]

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I wonder why the 5% virgin titanium is a thing. Maybe they just canā€™t get enough broken Snow Peak sporks.

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Still the camera mesa. Expected, and yet somehow still disappointing.

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Interesting that one can charge an AirPods case right from the phone. The USB-C future^Wpresent is weird.

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Titanium. Now my phone can feel like my Snow Peak sporks.

Lightest Pro models ever

I could use that.

Thinnest borders ever

More accidental edge taps. Grumble.

ā€œSporkā€. Thatā€™s what I could call one of these things if I get one.

Maybe ā€œGhost sporkā€.

The blue one looks nice. Itā€™s not green, though. ā€œWait for a green oneā€ might be the winning play.

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Action button

Handy.

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3nm chip on the Pro.

10 Gb/s USB-C. 20x what USB 2.0 does. Guess my initial music sync wonā€™t take an hour+.

Hardware-accelerated ray tracing. Remember PovRay? And running the thing overnight, or longer? For one picture?

Is Resident Evil Village really playable unless you have a controller and pretty good eyesight?

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Take pictures of your lizardā€¦heh, heh, hehehehā€¦

Seriously, thatā€™s an impressive lizard. Even if it doesnā€™t make you run faster when you cook it into an elixir.

Zoom is 3x here. 5x if you get the Max.

Macro photography. Thatā€™s fun sometimes.

$100 for 128 of storage. Money off if you trade in an 11 Pro or later. Probably not much money for an 11 Pro.

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Tim again. In a departure ā€” hopefully permanent ā€” from recent convention, he does not exhort his audience to stay safe.

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I get to my phone, which Iā€™ve somehow let get down to 13% battery.

ā€¦how much will I get for my current phone?

Background information:

Joel Spolsky, ā€œMy First BillG Reviewā€

2023-09-12: Celebrating the small web, too

Recently Kagiā€™s announcement that theyā€™d gone and done something to highlight small-web sites crossed my desk.

Iā€™m in favor of this. While the small not-web is nice ā€” if youā€™re reading this, itā€™s probably on the small not-web ā€” it doesnā€™t fit everything. If youā€™ve got a blog with a lot of pictures on every single post, things will probably be nicer for your audience if they donā€™t have to click on every single picture.

Then thereā€™s gwern.net, which does all sorts of fancy things with what I am told is completely optional JavaScript. Turning footnotes into sidenotes, that sort of thing. It has an entire Design page describing all the fancy stuff that goes into it, as well as an entire separate page that went into things that ended up not working out.

Further reading:

blog.kagi.com, announcing their small-web search-engine enhancements

https://ooh.directory/

https://gwern.net/

https://gwern.net/design

https://gwern.net/design-graveyard

2023-09-11, but later that evening: Youā€™re gonna have to face it, youā€™re allergic to tech

Background:

solderpunk: ā€œAnnouncing the Smol Earth Compendiumā€

Ben Hoyt, ā€œThe small web is beautifulā€

Quoth solderpunk:

people (mostly critical outsiders) keep claiming that Geminispace is just a bland and one-dimensional place where nerdy tech people go to write posts to one another about nerdy tech things that nobody else cares about. [ā€¦] I want to explicitly encourage and incentivise the publication of non-tech content on Gopher and Gemini and make it very easy for people who only want to read that content to find it.

Something of mine got linked to, but the overwhelming majority of updates that I do to my capsule are all to one file that gets rotated out on a yearly basis. I suppose I could move to a with-permalinks type thing like literally every other blog out there on the planet, but itā€™s more work for me to create files and name them and rename them after I think up a decent title (which isnā€™t always the first thing that comes to mind when I think up an idea for a post).

I still figure, perhaps wrongly, that I put more time into this capsule than everyone else on the planet combined, so it very much makes sense to optimize for me than for everyone else on the planet. Having one page per year also makes it somewhat nicer for drive-by visitors, as theyā€™re not having to click on oodles of links and can just scroll, scroll, and scroll. On the other hand, if any of them want to save a scrawl, theyā€™ll have to copy and paste the thing into a file instead of choosing Save in their Gemini client of choice.

So yeah, while I do tech posts and non-tech posts, most of my non-tech posting is very much intermingled with my tech posts and isnā€™t individually addressable.

Letā€™s give a rundown of this yearā€™s posts so far:

If youā€™re allergic to tech, youā€™re definitely going to have a bad time here on Halfway to Mars. A lot of the most prolific Geminauts post lots about tech, too, even though all of us have other things to post about. At least most other Geminauts have one-page-per-post setups so the tech-talk-avoidant can easily avoid it without using any kind of ā€œskip to next headingā€ functionality in whatever Gemini browser may be at hand.

2023-09-11: A comically brief review of Kakegurui

I watched Kakegurui on Netflix.

Penn Jillette, of Penn and Teller fame, said that magic is just putting in way more work than other people think itā€™s worth.

Five episodes in, it seems that this series is all about cheat detection. There are also a lot of panty shots of high-schoolers.

After watching the whole thing, and also Kakegurui ƗƗ (the second season), that about sums it up for me. You may get other things out of it.

Itā€™s currently on Netflix. Netflix also has a live-action remake that I didnā€™t bother with.

I recommend watching it with a currency converter handy so you can translate the massive yen amounts into money you understand.

2023-09-10: Musings before Apple Event: Wonderlust

This upcoming Tuesday at 10 AM, Apple releases new phones and probably new watches. I also assume that iOS 17 is coming out 2ā€“4 weeks later. I hear itā€™s been an especially buggy beta season, so the smart thing is probably to hold off on upgrading if you can get away with it.

These will be the first phones of theirs with USB-C-shaped holes. I have reservations about the move to USB-C:

On the other hand, there are a bunch of upsides that might end up offsetting this:

I wonā€™t be able to ditch all my Lightning cables, because I still have a perfectly good touchpad and AirPods cases that need charging every so often. One of the AirPods cases can be charged with the watch charger, so I can charge up both cases at the same time with only one Lightning cable, provided I donā€™t also need to charge up my watch, too.

Iā€™ll need a Lightning-from-C cable if I ever travel anywhere and need to charge up my second-generation AirPods case, but thatā€™s about it.

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My current phone isnā€™t broken and has a maximum battery capacity is 83%, which isā€¦fine. If I were out and about longer, Iā€™d start worrying, but as long as I have a chance to charge my phone up in the morning, Iā€™m good. Even if I donā€™t, thereā€™s still the car charger that works just fine. And even if that doesnā€™t work, thereā€™s still large external battery packs to charge from (the laptop) or smaller ones (USB-A and/or -C battery bricks).

Supposedly, only the Pro Max version will have the periscope camera, which is one technology that Iā€™ve heard will be used to turn the camera mesa back down to a camera bump. Iā€™m not a fan of phablets, so one of the biggest annoyances of the current phones is still there.

AFAICT, while itā€™s not at all easy to repair iPhones unless theyā€™re the most recent Pro versions (and likely all other versions going forward), I donā€™t worry about the environmental impact of frequent phone churn. If Iā€™m not using my phone, it can be sold to someone who will use it, probably after getting a fresh battery. You know those people who get the new phone every single year? Their old phones get used by other people, or refurbished, or broken down for parts, or outright recycled. Iā€™ve used The Swap Club for non-Pro AirPods battery replacements, and their service is pretty much as advertised.

I kind of wonder whoā€™s going to get TSMCā€™s new fewer-nanometers chips. The Pro models only, maybe, or perhaps all the models. Plus there are maybe watches that might get them ā€” and watch chips can use the battery savings way more than phone or iPad chips can.

My watch is still fine. Iā€™m having trouble imagining what they could release that would make me want to upgrade before my current one is decidedly long in the tooth.

I could use a phone with satellite SOS capabilities. Well, I never have, and hopefully I never will, butā€¦you know what I mean. All the hikes around here tend to have spotty ā€” at best ā€” cell-phone coverage, and if Iā€™ve gone and fallen and canā€™t get up innawoods, then that kind of thing would be super handy. This feature was introduced last year, and Iā€™ve kind of been sitting on it, hemming and hawing. On the other hand, even the longest unimpressive hikes around here are still relatively well-traveled, so if something nasty happens to me, itā€™s almost certain that I can flag someone whoā€™s walking by.

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Not entirely unrelatedlyā€¦

My previous entry, dated 9/2/2023, was my ROOPHLOCH 2023 post. I didnā€™t bother lurking much, and I probably should have lurked more, but I didnā€™t really have a good tie-in with what I wanted to say to where I was composing it (on a mountain, without cellular Internet or even WiFi). Iā€™m not the ā€œhay guise iā€™m on a mountain isnā€™t this coolā€ type, so I didnā€™t even bother leaving a parenthetical at the end. Sometimes, youā€™re in the woods, but donā€™t want to talk about the woods.

Further reading:

The Swap Club

solderpunkā€™s ROOPHLOCH 2023 announcement

2023-09-02: The upload method constrains the message

Youā€™ve probably heard Marshall McLuhanā€™s dictum by now:

The medium is the message.

This struck me as obvious nonsense (nowadays, Iā€™d describe it as ā€œsaying stupid stuff for clicksā€) because while the medium constrains the message and makes some things easier and some things harder, it doesnā€™t control the message. You can have a lot of different messages in any medium, assuming the medium is high-bandwidth enough to have more than one message.

One thing that Iā€™ve been wondering about is how upload methods make some forms of expression easier than others. I have SFTP access to my capsule, and I run an upload script that reuploads everything every time I make a change worth publishing. However, since Iā€™m not using rsync or anything fancy, if I start putting photos or videos someplace, Iā€™ll have to deal with bloated upload times every single time I update the capsule.

You will probably not be surprised to learn that I only have a tiny one-pixel WebP image as a joke.

Allowing only SFTP access seems to be pretty popular among free Gemini hosts. I wonder if people would share more photos if uploading photos were cheaper. Most of the capsules Iā€™ve seen with pictures donā€™t seem to be hosted by anyone other than the capsule author.

Now, you might think the relative paucity of pictures makes Geminispace better, or at least closer to your tastes. Iā€™m agnostic on the matter, while leaning towards ā€œFewer pictures? Good.ā€

2023-08-21: Subtly obvious SEO in Tears of the Kingdom help pages

If youā€™ve been keeping an eye on the feeds here, you know that Iā€™ve been playing quite a lot of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Because Iā€™m not quite so patient as I was years ago, and calling (206) 885-7529 isnā€™t an option anymore, Iā€™ve gone online to check where stuff is and to get the occasional hint.

The SEO on, say, IGNā€™s wiki pages is kind of marvelous. It seems to work well, too; IGNā€™s pages tend to be near the top of my search results when I type in the names of things that Iā€™d like help with.

Letā€™s have a look at one of the pages. Iā€™ll go with something that happens early on in the game, and shouldnā€™t surprise you much at all if you played Breath of the Wild.

Hylian Armor Set (additional moderate spoilers of what other outfits are available if you read the sidebar)

At the top of the page (visually) is an <h2>: ā€œThe Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Guideā€.

The <h1> is ā€œHylian Armor Setā€. No fluff.

The first <h2> in the document: ā€œWhere to Find the Hylian Outfit Set in TotKā€.

While Iā€™d be tempted to have a second-level heading of ā€œWhere to find itā€ (adjust capitalization to taste), people like me search for sets of terms like ā€œhylian outfit totkā€. Having ā€œTotKā€ show up in the headings helps direct people whoā€™re searching for this outfit in this game to this page, instead of accidentally sending them to a very similar page that says how to get this outfit in Breath of the Wild.

Second <h2>: ā€œHylian Set Armor Upgradesā€

Iā€™d just have a second-level heading of ā€œUpgradesā€, but this funnels people in who want to get a sneak peek at what theyā€™ll need to upgrade parts of this outfit.

While itā€™s not unpopular to sneer at the sorts of titles that sellers on Amazon are strongly incentivized to construct (ā€œAmazon Fire TV Stick 4K Max streaming device, Wi-Fi 6, Alexa Voice Remote (includes TV controls)ā€) itā€™s nice to see that even obvious SEO tweaks donā€™t always make the reading experience obviously worse.

2023-07-23, but I should have written this like two weeks ago: Picture yourself in a sub underwater

Partially inspired by then-current events, I watched the Beatlesā€™ Yellow Submarine. Iā€™d watched it once back in elementary school, but I didnā€™t remember much of it. Now that Iā€™ve listened to a fair bit of Beatles music, I figured at least Iā€™d understand the music.

Watching Yellow Submarine kind of hammered home that weā€™re living through a ā€™60s-revival moment here in the US, at least when it comes to art direction coming from bicoastal internet companies.

A few years ago, I noticed that comically wide (antonym: condensed) fonts were popping up occasionally, at least for headlines. Dropbox might have been one of the first outfits to do this. I figured that this was becoming A Thing mainly because advances in OpenType support in browsers was becoming good enough to support picking a wider font by using font-stretch, as opposed to having a separate .ttf or .otf file with just the wide font in it.

Of course, this made me think of what was popular in the ā€™60s and ā€™70s. Iā€™m not surprised this sort of thing leaked into the ā€™70s; as far as I can tell, ā€œthe ā€™60sā€ only really got going in 1968.

Watching Yellow Submarine ā€” released in 1968, naturally ā€” provided the other part of whatā€™s inspiring corporate artists on both coasts here. While there is a pronounced Monty Python Animated Segment aspect to it, the other half of the animation is what we now know as AlegrĆ­a or Corporate Memphis.

Seeing the direct precursor of whatā€™s currently all over FAANG illustrations was low-grade shocking, like seeing Red Forman play Dr. Wilsonā€™s dad.

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From what I gather, having an animated movie neatly solves the problem of trying to get a movie out of four insanely popular music stars. All the guys have to do is get in a sound studio and say a handful of lines that are peppered (er, sorry) with Beatles-song references and nearly-chuckle-worthy jokes. The plotā€¦OK, it makes sense, but if you like your fiction to, well, make sense and take place in a knowable world and universeā€¦well, this ainā€™t it.

Originally, I was going to say that this movie is probably significantly better if youā€™re on mind-altering drugs ā€” say, a dose large enough to give you a 0.5% chance of thinking youā€™re a glass of orange juice for the rest of your life. On the other hand, maybe the disjointed anything-goes world and journey through it is a good low-grade substitute for these sorts of drugs.

The music is good, and thereā€™s a lot of it. Of course, youā€™ve heard the music already.

Background:

The font-stretch CSS property on MDN

ā€œCorporate Memphisā€ on Wikipedia

ā€œCorporate Art Styleā€ on Know Your Meme

ā€œDead Poets Societyā€ on IMDB

2023-06-23: (not quite) three years of Gemini (for me)

My oldest /scrawlspace/ entry is dated 10/6/2020.

My initial commit to the repository that manages this capsule is dated 9/7/2020.

Solderpunk says that Gemini dates back from 6/20/2019, assuming Iā€™m subtracting by 4 properly.

I came for the Calmā„¢ and stayed for the low-friction publishing with a workflow that Iā€™m used to (edit text file, git commit text file, upload text file somewhere, let automated backups do their thing when they get around to it).

I ended up making at least one Scrawlspace post per month. Then I noticed this, and managed to Goodhart myself. Oops. At least I donā€™t think my post quality declined.

I keep wondering if I would have posted this stuff anyplace else. AFAICT, probably not, so Geminispace has probably gotten words out of me that wouldnā€™t have been published on the Internet otherwise.

I donā€™t expect this incentive gradient to change much in the next several years.

Background reading:

Solderpunk ā€” ā€œFour years of Gemini!ā€

Goodhartā€™s Law ā€” ā€œWhen a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measureā€

2023-06-12: The week after WWDC

Pretty good week, really.

Iā€™m happy thereā€™s a larger-screen Air.

No idea if the Mac Studio still makes too much noise, but itā€™s nice to see regular spec-bump updates.

Iā€™m happy that the Mac Pro remains an item in their lineup, although Apple, so far, has ceded ground to people who need to put like six GPUs in their computers to have them crunch data. Then again, like Ternus said in The Talk Show, supposedly thereā€™s things you can do with 196 GB of RAM thatā€™s shared with VRAM that you canā€™t do on whatever Nvidia is capable of shipping.

Couldnā€™t care less about Contact Posters. You know those people who care about things like ā€œwhere to go to see and be seenā€ mentioned in ā€œI am sent three CondĆ© Nast Traveler issuesā€ back on 1/13/2023? This feature sounds like itā€™s for them.

Voicemail transcription sounds handy for people who arenā€™t me.

Check In sounds like a good idea.

NameDrop sounds minor-league handy.

Not a fan of ā€œcontinue the file transfer over the Internetā€ functionality in AirDrop. If itā€™s big enough to step away from while youā€™re transferring, then itā€™s big enough to make a serious dent in your data plan.

Not sure I like having yet another thing to watch for when Iā€™m typing to make sure Iā€™m not getting an accidental autocorrupt that nonetheless has perfectly normal words in it.

Hooray for Dictation becoming even better.

The engineer time spent making Journal would have been better spent fixing bugs.

StandBy sounds neat. I donā€™t have a stand like the one pictured, or a phone that will stick to it, though. And I donā€™t even want a red clock going all night, so thereā€™s that.

I donā€™t get all that many false-alarm Siri activations except on my watch. Still, cutting the wakeword down to a mere ā€œSiriā€ seemsā€¦maybe itā€™s a marked improvement for languages where ā€œhey so-and-soā€ isnā€™t a thing?

Downloadable maps? Nice.

Iā€™d cheer for widgets on iPadOS but I donā€™t really use the lock-screen widgets on my iPhone. Like, theyā€™re there, but I donā€™t really pay any attention to them.

I think itā€™s cool that Iā€™ll be able to get a big-ass picture of Mars on my iPad.

I wonder if the multiple-timers thing is exclusive to watchOS and iPadOS, with the phone and real computers missing out.

If I get Health data on my iPad, Iā€™m going to have to cloud-sync it. Sure, Advanced Data Protection, butā€¦ehhhā€¦

The PDF support in Notes seems interesting. Itā€™s no replacement for LiquidText, but itā€™s nice to have a lightweight option for most people.

Iā€™m not a Stage Manager guy except when I want to look at three different windows on my iPad at the same time. Say, Music, OmniOutliner, and Excel in the kitchen.

Sonoma: Nice part of the state, but it continues with Appleā€™s turn towards soulless abstract wallpaper. Give me stunning aerial photography like we got for Catalina and Big Sur.

Iā€™ll keep my widgets in Notification Center, thanks.

I watched someone else play Death Stranding a few years ago, so Iā€™m not itching to play porter myself.

The presenter overlay stuff seems meh.

Profiles is a feature thatā€™s important for people who develop websites. Having this should make testing websites in Safari easier, so Iā€™m glad this feature got added.

Web apps? I might use this.

Adaptive Audio sounds handy, especially with Conversation Awareness.

Iā€™m not sure I want twisting the watchā€™s crown to actually do things. Iā€™ve tried the Siri Suggestions face and some of the suggestions are, to put it bluntly, whack.

I donā€™t cycle on anything that moves, but this sounds cool.

I could definitely use downloadable topographic maps.

I wonder if Screen Distance will nag at me for having the phone too close.

Apple Vision Pro seems neat but uncompelling. I donā€™t think Iā€™d use one much even if I were given one as a present. Then again, it doesnā€™t really have any third-party apps yet.

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OK, that was me going through the keynote transcript and using that as a memory aid for the opinions I had a week ago. Now for the Platforms State of the Union, skipping over the things I donā€™t have much to say about:

The watchOS 10 redesign seemsā€¦big. From what I understand, lots of things look kind of bad on the Apple Watch Ultra and maybe this redesign will fix that, as well as make a bunch of other things better.

Speaking of, LOTS of people in these videos are wearing Ultras. Like, almost everyone in these videos has an Apple Watch on, and maybe ā…” of them are wearing an Ultra. I like having an unobtrusive, lightweight watch on my wrist while I sleep, but having a big olā€™ chonker on the wrist doesnā€™t look weird on them.

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After the Keynote and PSotU, the annual on-video The Talk Show happened. What surprised me was how tall these men are. John Gruber, the host, is, as far as I know, something like 6ā€²3ā€³ (1.9m). The only guy who wasnā€™t within an inch of Gruberā€™s height was Greg ā€œJozā€ Joswiak, and heā€™s ā€œonlyā€ probably 6ā€² (1.8m).

Itā€™s interesting to see these sort of events happen, especially if youā€™re at least kind of aware of the constraints everyoneā€™s under (mostly Apple-imposed). Apple people have an ironclad policy of not talking about future products under any circumstances, so that throws out a lot of otherwise interesting questions. Joanna Stern will dutifully ask the questions that are most important to her audience (ā€œWhen will we be able to set multiple timers on the iPhone?ā€) but Gruber wonā€™t do that because he knows the answer heā€™ll get already, and most of his live audience knows that. Heck, he even mentioned that this year in passing. While these events are undoubtedly mostly Apple PR by other means, itā€™s interesting to see Gruber lob the hardest softballs he can to try and get something interesting out of his guests. Sometimes, the interesting bits arenā€™t even coming from expertly-crafted prods, though ā€” hearing the guys explain the philosophy of the Apple Vision Pro (you use it to connect to people ā€” people close to you, and oftentimes physically close, as opposed to putting you in an immersive world far away) kind of confirmed my suspicions on how theyā€™re going to pitch this in a world where theyā€™re definitely not first to market and all sorts of other VR things, at least on paper, have lots of the same things on their checklists.

The Talk Show Live From WWDC 2023

Advanced Data Protection for iCloud

2023-05-13: Harry gives a better shave than Jeremy

When I started shaving, I used a two-blade Gilette Sensor Excel. It served me well for a while, and then their Mach 3 came out. While the three-blade design was OK, I couldnā€™t get a straight edge on my sideburns. I switched back to the Sensor Excel.

A few years ago, I started to look around to see if there were any better, newer razor designs that come out, and I picked up a Harryā€™s starter set with a handle in DONā€™T SHOOT ME Iā€™M HUMAN NOT A DEER orange. This new razor was fantastically better than my old Sensor Excel, mainly because a single blade would last me 8ā€“10 shaves, which at my frequency works out to a blade replacement once every two or three months. The Sensor Excel, by contrast, would only last a week, or one shave, before starting to nick my face. I think part of this is because I could store the Harryā€™s in a drawer with a blade cover instead of out on a high ledge exposed to steam every day, but I didnā€™t really care enough to try and figure that one out.

The Harryā€™s blade was better in other ways, too. While five blades may give you a ragged edge, you donā€™t need to use the five on your sideburns when the single blade on the tip is available. It was also plain more comfortable to hold. Really, the Harryā€™s blade was an upgrade in every way.

More recently, I wanted to try out a Jeremyā€™s razor. I got their starter pack and let it sit in my closet for months because I was still using a perfectly adequate Harryā€™s blade.

After three shaves, I can confidently say that the Jeremyā€™s razor isnā€™t as good.

The Jeremyā€™s razor is significantly heavier and smoother than the Harryā€™s razor. While this makes it feel nice and expensive, I have to take extra care to grip it carefully in the shower to make sure that I donā€™t accidentally drop it on my foot. Furthermore, while the dark green is nice, itā€™s harder to see when I have my glasses off compared to the DONā€™T SHOOT ME Iā€™M HUMAN NOT A DEER orange that Harryā€™s offers.

Whatā€™s worse, after every single shave with the Jeremyā€™s razor, Iā€™ve cut myself. Not enough to have to use my styptic pencil to stop the bleeding, but a cut is a cut.

Iā€™ll probably donate the Jeremyā€™s razor and any remaining blades after this. While itā€™s nice to have options, the quality difference is too large.

https://www.harrys.com/en/us

https://www.jeremysrazors.com/

2023-05-12: The The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild soundtrack hits different when it comes on CDs instead of in the game

(There are all kinds of spoilers for BotW here, including both gameplay and story. None of them are earth-shattering, though.)

While Tears of the Kingdom is actually out for me right now, I wanted to wrap up my previous Zelda experience. In the run-up to the TotK release, I watched someone else play BotW with a couple mods enabled. This got me in the mood to play the game myself a little bit again, and I also wondered if I could get the soundtrack. Way back when, when I first got the game, I looked into getting the soundtrack, and decided against. When I looked at the entry on Amazon a bit (maybe years) later, only scraps were available at ridiculous (three-digit) prices. However, when I checked the final time, they were down to normal levelsā€¦but they were all imports, and all the printing was in Japanese. I still have access to at least one computer with a CD-ROM drive, so I bought the thing.

ā€œThis is a popular disc setā€, I thought. ā€œCertainly the disc services will have English track names for all these things, right?ā€

Turns out, I was half right. Gracenote CDDB, which is what iTunes uses, had English entries for all five discs. It did not, however, have identical English entries for all five discs in the set, so two discs seemed, to iTunes, to be from a different album.

Meanwhile, Exact Audio Copy uses FreeDB for disc metadata. FreeDB had only one entry each for all these discs. The snag? They were all in Japanese. Maybe one day after Iā€™ve retired Iā€™ll go back and change the metadata for all of them to their English equivalents.

(At this point, you might be wondering why Iā€™m ripping to FLAC in addition to ALAC. Itā€™s because while ALAC is the format of Now, FLAC is the format of Now and Forever.)

Interestingly enough, there wasnā€™t any exact-match disc art for this CD set in the iTunes Music Store database. I settled on what was almost certainly a fan-made version of the gameā€™s cover art, done in the style of van Goghā€™s Starry Night.

4096Ɨ4096 suitable cover-art JPEG, hosted on somebody elseā€™s CDN

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After ripping it all and making gross adjustments to the metadata, I finally had a listenā€¦

Breath of the Wild takes place in post-apocalyptic Hyrule, 100 years after Calamity Ganon wrecked the place. This gives the composers license to have a fairly sparse soundtrack most of the time, like when youā€™re traveling around Hyrule. Before I started watching and playing the game again, I could probably only think of a handful of music bits, and only mostly after some prompting:

Well, with five discs of music, thereā€™s a lot that I didnā€™t recall.

Plus, since this is a mere soundtrack instead of something that can react to what you do in game, some other things are a bit weird:

Other things are just weirdly different for no obvious reason:

Oh, and:

2023-04-23, but technically the day after: I saved the galaxy, whoop de doo

I got around to finishing Metroid Prime Remastered. I ended up sitting on the Ridley fight (this isnā€™t a spoiler; if itā€™s a Metroid game, and Ridley shows up, thereā€™s probably gonna be a Ridley fight) and the final-boss fight for several weekends, as one does when he has all sorts of other things competing for his time and attention on the weekend.

Iā€™m really not the kind of person who seems to enjoy wandering around anymore. I got super duper mega lost in Metroid II: Return of Samus, even going as so wrong as to try backtracking to previous levels down the central tunnel, but these days Iā€™m satisfied to just follow a walkthrough for most of the game. In-game time ended up being 20 hours or so, giving me a helmet-off ending. I most emphatically did not finish scanning every single enemy, so thereā€™s an extra-good ending that Iā€™m going to have to look up on the Internet that was recorded by someone whoā€™s way better, or at least persistent, at video games than I am. I beat the final boss with single-digit amounts of health left, and if Iā€™d tried to scan it, I wouldā€™ve had to try at least once more, and possibly more than that.

I wonder how Iā€™ll end up playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. I enjoyed wandering around Hyrule in Breath of the Wild, but I donā€™t think the new game will be quite as freeform as the previous one and I donā€™t have the free time that I used to to just wander around Hyrule and do stuff.

Iā€™m still very much tempted to try and postpone getting into Tears of the Kingdom until some DLC comes out for it. Breath of the Wild had great DLC (many of the outfits and definitely the Travel Medallion), and Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity had a number of great quality-of-life improvements in its DLC, including making baked apples purchasable and adding in extra-hard enemies that could be farmed for stuff. Oh, and that Ancient bo/nunchaku thing was just plain fun.

The only question is ā€œwhat would I play until the DLC comes out?ā€. Thereā€™s a 2D Metroid out that was released on the Game Boy with the L and R buttons. I could play that. Because itā€™s emulated, I could savescum my way through it and get the experience well enough, although after not completely falling in love with both Metroids Prime and Dread Iā€™m not sure itā€™ll capture my attention for that long.

All that said, I probably have 4ā€³ of books that I want to go through, and a couple of them are at least as brain-bendy as _A Brief History of Time_, at least according to what I remember.

2023-03-14: Good luck finding an interpreter for that one, boys

I was bored today and away from my usual sources of entertainment, so I decided to futz around with my phone.

I ended up going into the Health app to see if thereā€™s anything I could usefully update in the Medical ID screen.

Age is automatically taken care of. Bumped my weight up a bit, since Iā€™m getting fatter. Noticed that thereā€™s a new-to-me ā€œadd primary languageā€ option that I hadnā€™t set yet.

Letā€™s see whatā€™s in here, shall we?

ā€œPreferred and regional languagesā€ include English and Spanish. I wonder if Iā€™d get the same things if I lived closer to Quebec.

Now then. Now for the ā€œAll spoken languagesā€ listā€¦

Iā€™ve heard of that one.

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Huh. Didnā€™t remember this one being written in a script that looks like katakana.

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Looks familiar.

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OK, now this is getting pretty indie. I wonder if we can go indier.

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Probably just about as indie.

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Perfect.

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This is a step back from indieness but I figured the only not-Mandarin dialect Iā€™d see in this list would be Cantonese. Not my best guess.

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I thought about setting the option to ā€œLojbanā€, but on second thought I donā€™t want to send paramedics on a snipe hunt for an interpreter when Iā€™m unconscious and can barely manage anything more than ā€œcoi rodoā€ anyway.

2023-03-06: Cupertino roulette

AirPods have an option on macOS, iOS, and iPadOS to automatically connect to playing devices. This means that if you stick your AirPods in, whatever gizmo youā€™re looking at will make your AirPods its default device, with other devices on standby. This sort of thing tends to work decently now that all my Apple gizmos seem to have an idea of which one Iā€™m looking at.

At any rate, I wanted to have something playing while I took a fifteen-minute break to farm dust bunnies from underneath my bed, so I just stuck a pair of AirPods in my ears and squeezed to play.

The winner ended up being my iPad, and it played Mobyā€™s ā€œAloneā€, on repeat-one, which was the last thing I was playing from Music on it.

Background information:

Apple Support, ā€œSwitch your AirPods to another deviceā€

2023-02-25: I save you from reading something boring

Iā€™ve been in the process of writing a Metroid Prime Remastered text-only Letā€™s Play, but decided to throw it into the round file. Really, the only interesting thing about it is that the default controls are:

My first reaction, of course, was

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as this is the opposite, twice over, of what Iā€™ve gotten myself used to playing Breath of the Wild and Splatoon. So I go into the gameā€™s settings and look for a way to swap these and

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because thereā€™s no way to change this for the default controls (which I guess are tuned for modern-controller FPSs). After slowing down a bit and trying to use slow, deliberate movements to re-train my brain in not one, but two axes, and aim my get-info reticle, I

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and then I saw a pterodactyl-type thing overhead and wanted to get a better look at it and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So yeah, hours of fun. Iā€™m a lot less awful at it now that Iā€™m fighting intact space pirates, but I went back to finish up Majoraā€™s Mask a couple days ago and the controls were superlatively intuitive, like Iā€™d been playing with controls like that for decades. Iā€™m worried that the next time I go back to Tallon IV, Iā€™m in for a lot more

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because I was deacclimating to up-is-up-and-right-is-right while I was saving Termina from some annoying imp with a mask.

2023-02-02: A thought I just had

Itā€™s often quite easy to register oneā€™s displeasure with someone elseā€™s idea, but oftentimes orders of magnitude more difficult to craft something that might help him see the error of his ways.

2023-01-26: It wouldā€™ve taken fifteen minutes tops

I wanted to update my CV a bit.

From my laptop.

Itā€™s stored on my desktop.

Obviously, something I should be SSHing in for.

Whatā€™d I call that fzf alias? The one I use for changing directories?

Why are all these subdirectories of .git directories showing up in the list?

Finally here.

I already use vim.

I should use something fancier.

Kakoune is a thing.

The text is past the right side because tabs are eight columns in this thing.

Hmm. Argh.

This config file format is inscrutable even with the completion popping up.

I canā€™t figure out how to set the tab width.

Good thing I use Prettier on this thing anyway.

OK, this seems to help. I couldā€™ve used it fifteen minutes ago:

ā€œThe first two hours of Kakoune in two minutesā€

OK, this isnā€™t awful. Maybe.

Letā€™s try Helix.

Oh right, its themes pretty much all require 24-bit color, so I need to switch to iTerm2.

ā€¦Iā€™m already in iTerm2. But over SSH.

OK, ayu isnā€™t bad.

Right, this thing doesnā€™t support soft wrapping.

I canā€™t get it to automatically load the file after I run Prettier in the whole directory.

Whatever, I made the change I was going to make. `git commit -m`, baby.

Which post-Vim editor was the one that showed me lines that were changed in my working copy, again?

(This post was authored in Visual Studio Code.)

2023-01-22: Computers are still bicycles for the mind, even though people use them for pretty much everything else

Prior reading:

Solderpunk, ā€œDo you even compute, bro?ā€

Probably everyone in Geminispace has heard Sturgeonā€™s Law and most can probably recall most of it just from seeing the phrase ā€œSturgeonā€™s Lawā€. While ā€œ90% of everything is crapā€ is the part that everyone knows, whatā€™s lesser known is that heā€™s claimed, rightfully in my view, that the remaining 10% makes science fiction a genre worth the time and attention that it gets.

I think the same is true of computers and bicycle-for-the-mind computing. Most of the time, computers arenā€™t used for augmenting humans and instead are used for communication tasks of varying levels of importance. However, the times when I pull out the actual mind bicycle ā€” oftentimes Excel, but not infrequently Ulysses (many people swear by Obsidian instead) ā€” Iā€™m struck by how these sorts of tasks would break my brain with their difficulty if I were thrown back into the technology level of the early 80s before spreadsheets and āŒ˜F became common technologies.

So when I read the following in the above-linked article, I could only marvel by how utterly false it was:

But we have to realise and accept that when considering the destructive ecological footprint of the modern computing landscape, *that* kind of personal computing is a tiny fraction of a percent of the whole. To a first order approximation, nobody on Earth does that kind of computing.

Is most computing a distraction from more worthwhile hobbies? Almost certainly. On the other hand, I posit that all independent adults use their computers as bicycles for the mind at least some of the time, and that many independent adults (and more than a few dependents of varying ages) use their computers as bicycles for the mind for most of their workdays and a not-insignificant part of their non-work days where theyā€™re busy managing their households with tools that are way better than a desk calculator from 1985 and a paper double-entry ledger.

References:

Ulysses, a text editor

Obsidian, a personal wiki

2023-01-13: I am sent three CondƩ Nast Traveler issues

Somehow, I got three issues of CondĆ© Nast Traveler. The first issue is for December 2022, the second is for January/February 2023, and the third is ā€œAn Insiderā€™s Guide to Qatar 2023ā€. Not all at once, mind; they dribbled in over the course of months.

The two normal issues turn out to be roughly half ads, by page count. The Qatar issue is either all ad with extra ads, or mostly not-ads, depending on your point of view.

The Editorā€™s Letter for the December 2022 issue was nicely touching. Hereā€™s how it ended:

Wherever you choose to be, I hope you can find a party to your likingā€”and if thereā€™s none to be had, I encourage you to make your own.

All the normal articles manage to present travel as a flowing, effortless, dreamlike state. Even, to a limited degree, the one about skiing on liftless mountains in Norway (hike up, ski down).

80 pages in, I am struck by the second occurrence of a phrase ā€” ā€œwhere to see and be seenā€. ā€œWhere to go to be seenā€ is not something I think about much, if at all.

86 pages in, the circulation numbers are listed. Thereā€™s a column for the average number of copies of each issue during the preceding 12 months. In that column, it says there are 702,781 copies in total. 538,105 are paid, while 130,718 were given out free, like this one. On row (i) it says that 80% were paid for.

The January/February 2023 issue has ā€œadvertisementā€ on the front cover. Iā€™m quite sure how this differs from all the other issues, but I suppose weā€™ll see.

Oh. This front cover is actually fake. Itā€™s attached to the real cover with rubber cement. This underlying cover does not have ā€œadvertisementā€ on it, so I suppose the whole thing contains the normal amount of advertising in it.

I had thought that advertisements with lots of body copy were a dead art form, but advertorials still survive in magazines like this.

Page 46 describes a spa that specializes in fasting. The authoress is put on a diet consisting of vegetable broth only, with a rice cake to keep on her person at all times to keep her from passing out if she gets dizzy. In sharp contrast to my own experiences fasting, she spends three days, mostly sleeping, after which she is better than normal and goes on bike rides. Maybe I should consider using Epsom salts as a pre-fast laxative and back-engineer an alkaline powder to get the results that she did. Usually, a whole day of not eating wrecks my sleep and I wake up after a maximum of five hours even though my body needs at least 7Ā½ to function properly.

On page 94, another alien phrase waves to get my attention:

Sants-MontjuĆÆc, [ā€¦] which still feels like a genuine, un-Instagrammed community going about its daily business.

I can only wonder what a thoroughly Instagrammed community is like. Maybe itā€™s one where all the shops sell too-fancy-by-half milkshakes with half of a candy store mounted on top, or similar culinary visual spectacles.

Finally, the Qatar issue. I hear they had a bunch of soccer games there recently. This entire issue is sponsored by Visit Qatar.

They mention putting saffron and cardamom in your coffee. I suppose itā€™s worth trying once. The saffron probably doesnā€™t work all that well with the instant cold-brew crystals I keep in the pantry, though. At any rate, I only keep the cold-brew crystals around for when both microwaved tea and Starbucks drive-through are both too slow.

Eighty-eight pages later, they have managed to convince me that I would not be totally crazy to vacation in Qatar. Iā€™m not sure if that counts as mission accomplished, but itā€™s not nothing.

Archives

I told you people to not expect permanence. Hereā€™s where I moved older scrawls to:

2022/

2021/

2020/

Updates

If you want to stay abreast of updates, have a look at this capsuleā€™s colophon. It has JSON Feed and Atom feeds on it.

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